David Buchanan: Contrary to popular opinion being depraved isn’t limited to a name like Jimmy Savile’s. Nope, sometimes a name like David Buchanan will do.
This story is about a very sick individual who had sex with his girlfriend’s dog and sent her live video of his despicable act.
Statistically speaking there’s more chance of getting lucky with Teresa May than there is of humping on a dog. I mean, lets face it dogs don’t like that sort of thing and neither should humans.
However, depraved sicko David Buchanan from Swindon is one of those unique individuals who not only humped a dog but got caught in the act of doing so.
It’s true. The Daily Star are reporting this one today and in their gruesome article they explain how Buchanan romped with this girlfriend’s pet Rhodesian Ridgeback as he watched porn at home. And yes, obviously his partner was out at work.
Buchanan also thought it would be simply great if he made a video nasty. So he filmed his perverted sex act on the couple’s iPad. What his stupid ass didn’t realise was that the iPad was linked to his girlfriend’s mobile phone.
When her phone bleeped at work the poor woman was absolutely horrified. She immediately called the police and told them that her boyfriend was engaged in a sexual act with her pet dog.
In court the police said that when they arrived at the address the suspect greeted them at the door while continuing to touch the dog in a sexual manner. He then declared that he was bipolar. The cops might have been more sympathetic had they not been vomiting.
So David Buchanan of Royal Wootton Bassett in Wiltshire (I include his near address just in case your find yourself picking him on match.com) was arrested on a charges of gross lewdness and the poor dog was handed over to the RSPCA.
Swindon Magistrates’ Court found Buchanan guilty as charged and gave him a 12-week jail sentence suspended for two years. He was also made to register as a sex offender, given 50 days of rehabilitation, charged £85 in costs and made to give the poor dog an £80 victim surcharge.
Tough life being a dog.