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Katie Price – A Prostitute For Harvey?

Katie Price, Harvey-prostitute news, media, imagesKatie Price (who apparently, scalped a My Little Pony for that wig) is a regular panelist on the ITV talk show Loose Women. On Wednesday she talked about her 15-year-old angel son Harvey. Harvey is partially blind, on the autistic spectrum and has a disorder called Parder-Willi syndrome.

During her discussions with the other panelists, Katie Price naturally got onto that demon subject – sex!

Katie told them that ever since her son Harvey started puberty she’d wondered how to help him with his romantic life. Should she introduce sex to him? If so, how? Katie then confessed she had been contemplating hiring a prostitute to take Harvey’s virginity when he reaches adulthood.

Katie made her confession during a discussion with author Kathy Lette who also contemplated hiring a prostitute for her own autistic son, Jules.

Talking directly to Kathy, mother-of-five Katie said:

‘‘My son Harvey has autism, he’s now 15 and naturally at 15 it’s normal to experiment with yourself.  

I read that you said you would hire your son a prostitute.

Your son is high functioning with autism but Harvey is at a different end of spectrum, so is it fair for him to experience it (sex)?

Shall I get him a prostitute for his 18th birthday? For me, that’s my little Harvey and he hasn’t got a clue about those things, but what do I do?”

Kathy then answered:

“I think you wait and see if he’s angst ridden about it (sex) and if it’s an issue for him. For Jules it really was.”

Loose Women was then pulled off air due to an ‘inappropriate segment.’

My opinion.

Well thank-you ITV, pulling the show off air was about as helpful as those evil-hearted trolls who regually spew hate balls at Harvey on social media.

Be that as it may Katie’s foolish notions are not going to bring around the type of woman a mother wants to meet her son. But then again, neither are giant lips over a pair of enormous fake tits. And yes, I accept both will definitely bring men around.

Anyway. Harvey had the right idea a few years ago when he told Peter Andre to “f**k off” in their reality show. Well played, Harvey! You had the right idea back then.  I only wish you could give a similar retort to the producers of Loose Women now.

If I were Harvey Price then I’d ask my mother a simple, truthful and yet polite question. Press play.

George Michael: Fadi’s Careless Whispers.

George Michael, Fadi Fawaz, news, media, images, newsmediaimages, The story of George Michael and his former partner Fadi Fawaz took a new turn last night when Fadi took to his Twitter page to say that he was hungry and thirsty.

In a series of tweets the hairdresser claimed that he had so little money he couldn’t afford to buy a flower for the singer’s grave. However, on a more sinister note George Michael’s former partner implied there may be something about the singer’s death that hasn’t been told. Yet.

The 44-year-old, who found the singer dead in his home on Christmas Day, started his stream of tweets with,

I don’t know what truth Fadi is talking about. He seems to be implying that there’s something about George’s death that hasn’t come out yet.

Fadi needs to shut-up. Everyone knows that death is a private matter. There’s the coroner, his official filing and a public notice. That’s enough, right?

Really, there’s something to be said for privacy you know, even after you’ve gone.

Anyway, the tweets didn’t stop there. Poor Fadi went on to say that he was hungry. In his tweets he said that he is struggling to buy milk and water. He also said he was even searching his car for pound coins so he could buy a cheeseburger.

Everyone knows that while George Michael had a voice that sounded like a hot tub feels he was also generous to a fault. I don’t know if they have Twitter in heaven yet but if they do, then George Michael had better send some tweets to his needy angel.

“Hey Fadi. Jesus backed into my cloud last week and he asked me to give you some fishes and bread. I’ve been reading your Twitter, and I knew you were waiting for me”

It does seem like there’s something’s going on here and I’m not going to speculate (HAHAHA!) on what it is but I am going to say, Careless whispers.

Somebody had to say it.

Victoria Beckham – Insta-Look!

Victoria Beckham,newsmediaimages,Mike Wheeler,News, Media, Images,It seems like forever since I last published something on our old favourite, Victoria Beckham. I’ll have to tread carefully here as this is one woman who understands media law even better than Donald Trump does.

Lets begin. Looking like a released hostage Victoria Beckham posted a picture of herself on Instagram today. She captioned her picture with, ‘I mean, who doesn’t get out of the shower in the London look?! #VBxEsteeLauderx VB.’

What she meant by ‘London look’ remains a vastly confusing question when you consider that all-you-don’t-eat thing she has going on. A woman who likes to show off on social media quickly runs out of good ideas.

Seriously, there’s no compelling reason for her to post this photo of herself on Instagram. Science may continue to improve lives, one rich woman at a time, but posting pictures of yourself getting out of the shower seems a superfluous waste of energy to me.

Lets get back to my assertion that Victoria Beckham is an old favourite. I honestly have no idea where I got the idea that she’s old. Lets face it she has barely aged since her finger-pointing days. Frankly, I was shocked to hear that she’d had her 43rd birthday this year. I just assumed she’d had her passport replaced with a price tag that reads ‘expensive baggage, handle with care.’

The concept is good, the rationale behind it slightly cynical.

Sorry Victoria….

Boris Becker – Declared Bankrupt

Boris Becker,BankruptBoris Becker, the three time Wimbledon tennis champion, has been declared bankrupt. He owed £3.34million to a private bank based in the City of London.

Last week a London Bankruptcy court sat down to hear the sorry tale of how, despite warnings, Boris Becker had repeated failed to pay £3.34m to merchant bankers, Arbuthnot & Co.

The court heard how Becker had offered to remortgage his €6 million property (£5.2m) in Majorca in order to pay off the debt. His lawyer John Briggs, told the judge, Christine Derrett, that Boris Becker expected the remortgage deal to be approved by a Spanish bank in around a month. Then Boris would settle the debt. Really, he would.

The lawyer told the court;

“I don’t want to play around in court but Boris Becker is not a sophisticated individual when it comes to finances. It is clearly in the interests (of Arbuthnot Latham) for there to be refinancing.” 

However the lawyer for Arbuthnot Latham, Matthew Abraham retorted,

“There is no evidence to back up Becker’s claim that the remortgaging of his Majorcan property will go ahead.” 

After an hour of back-and-forth arguments the judge, Ms Christine Derrett made her decision. She was having none of Boris’s childlike pleas for more time to pay and made an immediate order for bankruptcy saying;

“It is not often that a professional person has a judgment outstanding against them since October 2015. This is an historic debt.

 I am not persuaded that the evidence before me can be described as credible evidence. One has the impression of a man with his head in the sand.”

Boris Becker – where the money went.

Boris Becker was once estimated to be worth over £100 million. However in 2001 Boris was landed with divorce and paternity settlements which totalled more than £20 million. That debt was ultimately caused by an encounter with a Russian model in a broom cupboard in London’s Nobu restaurant.

The following year a German court handed Becker a two-year suspended sentence for tax evasion. He had claimed that Monaco was his main residence while spending most of his time in Munich. He was also ordered to pay £2.5 million in back tax, fines, and costs.

In 2012 a Spanish court ordered a house Becker had built in Majorca be auctioned to pay a debt of £225,000 which he owed to a landscape gardening company.

In a separate hearing, a judge in Palma ordered him to pay £345,000 to a building firm for carpentry, electrical and plumbing jobs, and the laying of a basketball court, which were also unpaid.

Then in 2011 the Dubai property development to which he had lent his name, the Boris Becker Business Tower, went bust.

It seems to me that having an all-inclusive, multicultural, multi sexy business empire doesn’t pay like it used to.

Maybe the BBC should give him a raise so he can afford to keep buying his groceries at Whole Foods. After all nobody wants to see an international tennis star shopping at Lidl’s. It’s unsettling.

Pamela Anderson – Blogging On Monster May

Pamela Anderson-Theresa May-News-media-images-newsmediaimagesPamela Anderson may be a drunken slattern cake but she’s nothing like as vile as the British Prime Minister. The actress took to her blog last week and penned a scathing article which condemned Monster May as ‘the worst Prime Minister in living memory.’

In her article Pamela Anderson says that after her appearance at the scene of the Grenfell Tower fire Theresa May is on her ‘last legs.’

An excert from the post reads:

‘Theresa May, who is on her last legs. Theresa May, of the Pyhrric victory.

Theresa May, who won’t shake the hand of the victims of the Grenfell fire. Who doesn’t care about poor people. Who doesn’t care about justice or peace…

The worst Prime Minister in living memory.’

There you have it. Everybody is now playing their part –  plunging the knife into ‘Monster May’.

This might be provocative if it weren’t the millionth time that Monster May has been symbolically slaughtered in everything from graffiti wall paint to trending Facebook feeds.

Lets remove politics from the equation for a moment and remember that Pamela Anderson didn’t get where she is today by not recognising an opportunity.

No sir, Pamela Anderson seamlessly combines her two driving passions in a never ending round of braless appearances.

What would be Pamela Anderson’s greatest achievement? It’s hard to say because her passion for saving animals measures equally with her desire to throw back a couple gin and tonics.

Have any of Pamela’s achievements changed hearts and minds? I don’t know. We’re still eating hormone injected cows while the Japanese are still eating whale blubber with their Doritos. 

The animals have to be laughing at us. Damn it. Let’s eat.

Theresa May – Britain’s Day Of Laughter

Theresa May,politics,Election,results,UKWhen Theresa May asked the British people if they wanted another five years of counter-productive governance nobody expected it to end in a national day of laughter. But it did.

Thursday’s election results saw the Conservatives’ lose their parliamentary majority of 17, winning just 318 seats – eight short of the 326 they needed to create a majority government. Theresa May has now confirmed that she will form a minority government. It will propped up by Northern Ireland’s Democratic Unionist Party.

Theresa’s March to Defeat.

During the election campaign Theresa May made a stupendous fool out of herself. After announcing the election she turned from a competent, ambitious politician into a deranged Brexit crusader.

That caused her personal ratings to plummet to the worst ever recorded by a sitting prime minister. So Mrs May decided to act. She sacked her media and political strategists calling them,

‘Utter nincompoops who have made me look like a total vacillating ninny.’

Brexit Means Brexit. This patronising mantra seemed to give Theresa power until some murderous individuals started stabbing people in the name of religion. That awful reality turned her out of touch speeches into prophesies of doom.

Strong and Stable Leadership. This monotonous soundbite cut no sway with the electorate who pointed at her dubious record of cutting police numbers.

Dementia Tax. Theresa had hoped that those who heard about her despicable dementia tax would forget they’d ever heard about it. After all it would be one less thing for them to worry about – like where are my false teeth?

Hanging On By A Thread

Despite the Tories disastrous election results Theresa May miraculously remains prime minister. After holding an audience with the Queen, she told reporters outside 10 Downing Street that she intended to form a minority Conservative government. Mrs May confirmed she would work with “friends and allies” in the DUP in order to get her nasty agenda through parliament.

All this begs the question if this ‘difficult woman’ still believes herself to be the people’s champion. I think that ultimately Theresa will be remembered as an unlikable shrew who blew a supremely winnable election.

I for one am going to enjoy commentating on Theresa’s short lived time in office. Her beautifully broken body language, the tremor in her voice and that shuffly walk all speak volumes. It couldn’t happen to a nicer person.