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PinkPink, 38, went ALL out for her appearance at last Sunday’s American Music Awards. In the run-up to the show the pop star was seen practicing her dance moves while hanging off a 34 floor hotel in Los Angeles.

While Pink is known for her theatrical acrobatics, doing flips and grinds while hanging 400 feet above the ground took her normal routine one step closer to death by mis-adventure.

However, is an AMA performance really worth dying for? I’m not sure it is but when you’re engaged in a battle for media attention, then break dancing on the side of a sky scrapper is certainly different. And yes, it puts the skilfully calculated nip slip to shame.

But what does that kind of risk taking mean to a musician like Pink? Does it mean she’s a strong independent entertainer blessed with magical powers? Or does it mean she’s just a middle-aged mother desperately trying to save her audience from boredom?

Of course it could mean that losing her life while making a music video would make a great headline. Imagine just how many headlines she’d have recieved had Pink splatted into a million pieces after a cable malfunction.

Well, the cables didn’t break which is probably why hardly anyone this side of the Atlantic covered the story. Seriously, a skilfully calculated nip slip would have got her more attention from the Daily Fail.

Times have changed.

After this desperate and fool-hardy stunt it’s now time for Pink to bow out gracefully and go be a mum in the suburbs. That way she can get on social media and let everybody see those bingo-wing arms. Then, she can sit back and await the trolls at their body shaming worst. It won’t take them long especially if she posts some decent up-jowl selfies. Give the sad emoji cycle twenty-four hours before Pink can then make her world comeback by saying she doesn’t care what the haters think.

That way she’ll get hyper-kudos from commenters, mummy bloggers and overweight people everywhere. They’ll pen endless stories about how brave,  bold and smart she is for sticking it to the shamers.

I know, it’s a fine line between wanting to be a strong, ruffian woman failing in the music business and simply wanting a little attention. I’m calling Pink on this side of the line.


Charlie Sheen,Cory Haim,sexual assault, claimsAs social justice continues on it’s sexual allegation warpath another Hollywood A-Lister is now being burned at stake. Yesterday it was the turn of Charlie Sheen to deny accusations of rape and deeds most foul.

What follows is the latest twirl in the sordid tale that Charlie Sheen calls his life.

Begins: Back in 1986, while they were filming the movie Lucas, Charlie Sheen, then aged 19, is alleged to have had sex with Corey Haim. At the time the child star was just 13 years-old.

The unsubstantiated claim has come from actor Dominick Brascia who says that Haim – who died in 2010 as a result of drug induced pneumonia – confided in him about the encounter.

He said:

“Haim told me he had sex with Sheen when they filmed Lucas. He told me they smoked pot and had sex.

Haim said after it happened Sheen became very cold and rejected him. When Corey wanted to fool around again, Charlie was not interested.”

If this is true then it seems that Charlie Sheen could never leave a bad idea alone. However, a spokesman for the actor has denied the claim.

Sheen’s spokesman told the Sun newspaper:

Charlie Sheen categorically denies these allegations

And there you have it. Story over. Case closed.

Or is it?

Sexual allegations are not to be messed with. And, depending on your level of fame, they can either keep you relevant or ruin your career.

However, Charlie Sheen has a history of ruining his career all by himself.

It’s unclear how Sheen blew so much credibility so quickly, but if you think about cocaine, hookers and hush money, then you’ll find three reasons for sending Charlie to the nearest rubber room.

Lets face it there are many ways that life can overcome a man. Charlie Sheen has experienced them all. He survives on crack, intravenous McChicken, vials of tiger blood and yelling “Winning” at the top of his voice.

Oh I know, everybody loves a rebel, especially when he’s buying the drinks. However, popularity is a fickle mistress. With the media writing Sheen off as a loser his battle cry of ‘Winning’ is now falling on deaf ears.

It’s a real shame. While Charlie Sheen continues to believe he’s a true American hero, everyone else now thinks he’s an asshole.

How’s the tiger blood working now Charlie?

The Real Donald Trump Got Deleted


Donald Trump,twitter,newsmediaimages,news,media,images,socialYesterday, on the last day in their job, a disgruntled Twitter employee deactivated Donald Trump’s account.

Well done! Everybody needs a thank you, not a lot – just a teeny-tiny bit of one. But no, Twitter bosses were in no mood to thank their former employee. Instead, just 11 minutes after he’d disappeared, Twitter’s management reinstated Donald Trump to the Twitter-sphere.

Donald Trump then responded by saying his removal shows that his word is “having an impact”.

He tweeted:

Donald Trump, Tweet, newsmediaimages

Trump’s ‘word’ having an impact? Really? Is that it? Well, story over then.

Now what?

I have the rest of this page to fill so without further ado I shall content myself with a (slightly self indulgent) extravaganza of Trump bashing.

Mocking Trump.

It’s ironic that all the news outlets seem committed to tearing Trump down. Whilst I think coverage of Donald Trump should stop at his ginger wig, (which should be donated to a homeless crackhead) clearly there’s a media stampede to publish anti-Trump stories.

There’s been no media phenomena quite like it. Fat faced media moguls and their wall to wall coverage of a fat faced President. It’s a game. Follow the money. Or the lazy writers.

Sadly, ALMOST everybody can get away with blind Trump bashing these days. They take to social media for cheap applause. His detractors view everything he says as either racist, sexist, Islamaphobic or homophobic. They all seem to think he’s nothing more than a spray painted pumpkin head struggling for coherent diction.

Sometimes their posts are humorous, sometimes they’re flat and lame. It doesn’t matter. It’s all part of the global Anti-Trump rally. 

I guess in this era of social media that’s fair enough but you can expect Trump to take any criticism to heart. He lives for that shit. After all starting an argument with a heinous tweeter is a good way to win over his non-critical followers.

That said, to me Donald Trump is like having a mormon knocking at the door. Thanks, but no thanks.


Anthony Rapp, keven spacey,

Star Trek actor Anthony Rapp has accused Kevin Spacey of making a sexual advance toward him when he was just 14 years-old.

The star has told BuzzFeed that he first met Kevin Spacey in 1986 after being invited to a party at his New York apartment.

Rapp claims he got bored with the party so went into a bedroom to watch television. Rapp then alleges that Spacey came into the room and, in one clumsy action, picked him up, threw him on to a bed and jumped on top of him.

He said that he was able to get away and went into bathroom where he shut door before deciding to leave Spacey’s apartment.

Even though his story is three decades old Rapp says that due to the numerous sexual allegations made against Harvey Weinstein now is the right time to come forward. How very #Metoo of you sir.

Quite a night.

When the story first broke Spacey’s ‘people’ initially refused to comment. However,  with the news trending on the socials, one of them told Spacey to get on Twitter and say something appropriate.

So Kevin Spacey did. He posted a statement stating that he couldn’t remember the incident. However, he was pretty sure that he didn’t try to sexually assault Rapp. He was drunk, so here’s a ‘big sorry’ if something inappropriate happened.

Spacey then announced that he was gay. Who saw that coming? 

Kevin Spacey,tweet,newsmediaimagesAdding the “Hey, I’m gay” postscript to a denial of child sexual assault seems a little tasteless to me. However, by saying that he wants to deal with the allegation ‘honestly and openly’ might take him out of Hollywood’s ‘glass closet’ and give a middle finger to his critics.

It still begs the question – who the hell puts a fourteen year old child at a drunken actors’ late night party?

Unless more actors come forward with charges against Spacey, you have to believe the public will move on from these uncorroborated charges.

More allegations…

Ignore that last paragraph. It seems the flood gates of scandal are now opening on Spacey’s past faster than a dog can lick it’s own backside.

Former US news anchor Heather Unruh has accused Spacey of assaulting a ‘loved one’.  Ms Unruh has refused to name her relative but says she wants Spacey investigated.

‘My intent is to encourage a badly needed investigation and conversation and I’ve used the hashtag #It’sNotOk to do it’

It has also just been revealed that a friend of a man who worked with Kevin Spacey at London’s Old Vic theatre is also claiming that he was ‘groped’ by the actor.

Another source (at the theatre) has just claimed that Kevin Spacey was well known for putting his hands in places where they weren’t particularly welcome. Apparently he had earned himself a reputation as ‘one to avoid.’

Y’know, now might be a good time to throw a few bucks at Netflix – get that documentary made.

Westminster Knows WhatsApp


Westminster,MPs,scandal,news,media,images,whatsAppHere’s WhatsApp in Westminster today. Whenever an MP invites a secretary into his office to discuss ‘typing errors’ he probably intends to harrass the pants off her.

Not sometimes – but every time. Here’s whats going down on WhatsApp today.

On WhatsApp’s encrypted platform some of Westminster’s female staff have created a secret group. In the group furious researchers, secretaries and personal aides have named a number of sex-pests.

All of them MPs.

While many of those accused are regarded as “the usual old suspects” others are much younger MPs.

Included on WhatsApp’s list of deviants are some of the nation’s most well known politicos. Among them are ex-Cabinet Ministers, sen­ior frontbenchers (from both Tor­y and Labour) and members of the House of Lords.

Resignations To Follow

A ‘source’ has suggested that the first MP will be outed this weekend and we should “expect a number of resignations to follow”.

On hearing of the WhatsApp list Baroness Jenkin, a close friend of Theresa May, said:

“Men used to hit on you all the time. They would say, ‘I had a dream about you last night’. These things affect people differently.”

And former Cabinet minister Maria Miller claimed:

“I experienced far more sexual harassment as an MP than in my 20-year ca­reer in advertising and marketing.”

There are two industries that hate to see their dirty laundry aired in public. Show business and politics.

Now, following revelations about film mogul Harvey Weinstein, the political sexual harassment canoe begins it’s journey up shit creek.

I’m not sure if this list of deviant MPs will be included in the next revision of the Encyclopedia of Rape Culture. Including it there seems like a gimme.

Following hideous Harvey’s fall from grace it’s been suggested that many men of power are flawed with selfish double standards. These type of men often blame their imperfections on inner demons.

Demons are a sympathetic way to characterise a man’s faults. Only gamblers, drug addicts and married men caught with their pants down have demons.

They’d have you believe that, short of a criminal conviction for wanton ejaculatory behaviour, everyone else is a mere sinner.

God forgives sinners. These men will ask you to forgive them too.

If, after hearing their pathetic excuses, you believe that God has forgiven these men, trust me – he hasn’t.

Prince Harry Introduces Meghan To The Queen.


Prince harry, Meghan Markle-queen-engaementBack in 2014 Royal watchers thought that after a string of flings Prince Harry had finally found his true love. Indeed, every royal column in every British newspaper was reporting how the 29-year old prince was dating Cressida Bonas, an actress, dancer and model.

However just a few months later sad news was announced. Royal columnists were reporting that despite a thousand impending marriage forecasts, Prince Harry and Cressida had split.

On hearing the news many Royal watchers believed there was no way the Prince’s broken heart could ever be mended. Poor Harry was lost and would probably never feel a woman’s gentle touch ever again.

But no, all the royal watchers were wrong.

Following his split from Cressida Prince Harry put his head down and went about his Royal duties with renewed vigour. Yes, Harry was done with pesky vixens acting like ladies just for a chance to join his beloved monarchy.

So Harry grew a beard and went safariing in Africa. Once there he hugged an elephant. He also visited President Obama in America who asked him about ‘ginger’ people. Was there anything he needed to fear?

Harry also created the Invictus Games and co-founded the ‘Minds Together’ program with his brother William.

Yes, Prince Harry was definitely on a mission to be remembered for all the good things he’s done for this world.

When Harry Met Markle.

It’s not clear when in 2016 Prince Harry first met Meghan Markle – another actress, dancer and model.

Many say that the pair were introduced by her friend the Soho House consultant Marcus Anderson.

What follows is an editorial decision to focus on Miss Markle’s role as wife to a prince rather than a Hollywood starlet on a mission.

Meghan Markle has all the right credentials

It’s no surprise that the Royal propaganda machine has been hard at work on a ‘Like Meghan Markle’ campaign.

Yes indeed. For the past few months the royal PR machine has ensured that the mainstream press have all been typing off the same hymn sheet. After all Fleet Street requires Royal access.

Dutiful article has followed dutiful article all detailing the good things that Meghan has done in this world. The public has the right to know that in between her workouts and occasional casting calls Meghan works for a number of global charities and…. erm, hmm, err, finks …. that’s it I’m afraid.

Anyway, the latest news is that last Thursday a Ford Galaxy with blacked out windows was waved through the gates of Buckingham Palace. It stopped at the Queen’s private entrance. It is believed that Prince Harry was officially introducing his American actress girlfriend to his grandmother.

Inevitably tongues are now wagging at the prospect of a royal engagement.

However, in some circles the fact that a member of the Royal family might marry an American divorcee is still considered quite a scandal. After all a Windsor taking up with a divorced lady isn’t without precedent.

Oh I don’t know…it’s easy to cast critical dispersions at the royal family. That is until we’re forced to admit that we’ve all helped put families like the Kardashians on the same throne of scandal.

Mostly the royals do good deeds and raise money for proper causes. They try to hide their imperfections. They’re not bad people. Adding a divorcee to the royal mix might be a good thing.

Were I the queen, I’d order some extra-marital royal dating pronto.