Pregnant NHS boob-job girl, Josie Cunningham is back in the papers today to remind us that something other than a 12-inch dildo is knocking at the walls of her womb.
However, whilst Josie confirms (in a video interview with the Sunday Mirror) that she’s still knocked up she also says the chance of appearing in TV’s Big Brother is worth way more than her unborn child’s life.
So she’s going to ‘take care of everything’ by having an abortion.
Cunningham says she came to the decision to have an abortion after recent negotiations with Channel 5 to appear on their reality show Big Brother broke down.
Once Josie has ‘taken care of it’ she says she’ll no longer be facing the terrifying possibility of her career being terrorised by a crack-smoking baby who’ll eat her chandeliers or strangle TV producers in it’s pudgy little hands.
I’ll let Josie tell you the rest in her own eloquent words:
“Channel 5 were keen to shortlist me then they found out I was pregnant. Then they suddenly turned cold. That was when I started considering an abortion.
After the operation I will be going back to them and asking if they will still consider me.
An abortion will further my career. This time next year I won’t have a baby. Instead, I’ll be famous, driving a bright pink Range Rover and buying a big house. Nothing will get in my way.
I’ve also had loads of other offers to further my career – and I’m not willing to give them up because I’m pregnant.”
(Via: Sunday Mirror.)
Josie explains that even though she doesn’t think her unborn baby was made on a street corner, it probably belongs to a client, either a premiership footballer or a high-flying doctor but she’s not sure.
Well isn’t this midget trollop just a messed up mess! I don’t know if I should worship at her feet or dip my fingers in a bowl of holy water each time I type her name.
I know one thing though, I’m going to file this sorry assed tale under: ‘You’re not helping the keep abortion legal argument Josie so eat a cup of birth control pills and STFU.’
You can hear Josie’s Interview in full here.