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Suge Knight Charged With Murder.


Suge Knight, the music producer too fat to dance, has been formally arrested on murder charges after allegedly killing a man in a hit-and-run incident.

Suge Knight, who hasn’t gone a day without committing a crime since being expelled from kindergarten for drug smuggling is denying murder. He says his giant fat head was being punched by two men and that it was all just a misunderstanding.

Pair a misunderstanding with a crackhead who lacks impulse control and this is what happens.

James Blatt, Suge’s lawyer had this to say earlier today:

“Suge was in the process of being physically assaulted by two men and in an effort to escape he unfortunately hit two (other) individuals. We are confident that once the investigation is completed, he will be totally exonerated.”

Via: Daily Mirror

However the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department are saying something a little different. They say that Suge Knight and two men got into a fight on the filmset of N.W.A. – Straight Outta Compton. Twenty minutes after the fight had finished the two men went to a nearby hamburger restaurant.

Suge Knight followed them. In his truck. He then ran them both over. Then he backed up and ran them over again. He then drove off laughing like a hooker in a cucumber field.

 Lt John Corina of the Los Angeles County sheriff’s dept said this:

“From the people we’ve talked to so far, and we still have more witnesses to talk to, so far the people we’ve talked to say it looked like it was an intentional act.”

Witnesses? A small number of people who don’t mind that Suge is going to murder them when he gets out of prison? Is that what they mean by witnesses?

Anyway, talking of being murdered. This is exactly the sort of incident which makes me ask myself if I should be posting about murderous criminals like Suge Knight?

I should? I shouldn’t? Those choices look very similar.

It’d be a pretty easy mistake to make.


Gwyneth Paltrow Steam Cleans It.

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Goop editor Gwyneth Paltrow is recommending that her readers steam clean their lady parts. According to numerous reports in today’s papers, Gwyneth shoots scented steam up her love tunnel to stop it looking wrinkly and disheveled.

Here’s how it works. [click to continue…]

ArtPopper – Clockwork Orange.

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ArtPopper: A Clockwork Orange was a crime film released back in 1971. The film was adapted from Anthony Burgess’ 1962 novel of the same name. It was produced and directed by Stanley Kubrick.

The film employed a catalogue of violence, juvenile delinquency, gang culture and other socio-political issues in a cacotopia future Britain. [click to continue…]

Madonna – Interview On Drugs.


Madonna has given an interview to MOJO magazine. She talked to them about drugs. Those lovely lovely drugs.

As you know, Madonna is forever reminding us about her Photoshopped lady parts but I think this interview with MOJO magazine was different to any interview she’s ever given. [click to continue…]

ArtPopper: Dewed Dandelion.


ArtPopper: Inspiration can come at any time, from anything anywhere. Some say it is an uncontrollable need to create something. Inspiration can come from a television program, a film, reading a book, memories or life changing events.

Take that picture above for example. It’s called DEWED DANDELION and it’s by Mike D.W aka Artpopper. [click to continue…]

Abbey Clancy Has A Nice Mum.


Abbey Clancy and her mum Karen Sullivan have been featured in this month’s issue of RED magazine.

If you’re wondering if they were featured in RED because they’ve been running their own mother-daughter porn site, they haven’t.

No, when your daughter flashes her underwear in grown up magazines lady journalists want to ask how proud you feel  – while kissing your ass. [click to continue…]

Miss Lebanon – From Fail To Oblivion.


Welcome to another slow-assed news day where nothing is going on except the moronic mumblings of those moron magnets in the Celebrity Big Brother house. And Miss Lebanon.

Before Miss Lebanon jumped on a plane bound for the Miss Universe contest she was given two clear instructions by her government. [click to continue…]

Buy-to-Let Lending – Massive Rises.


Sponsored Article: According to data published earlier this month interest rates for savers have fuelled a £12billion buy-to-let boom in the United Kingdom.

In the period January – November 2014 buy-to-let mortgages (on new purchases) rose by some 34 per cent to £11.6billion. That’s a £3billion increase on the same period last year. [click to continue…]