Here’s some siren breaking news. George Michael has been injured in an accident on the M1 motorway.
This news is developing but according to the Sun web-site a few moments ago George suffered cuts and bruises in the incident which happened near the junction for the M25 near Watford yesterday afternoon. An air ambulance was called to the scene but it’s unclear if George was actually airlifted because his spokesman is saying he’s fine:
“George Michael was a passenger in a vehicle involved in a traffic accident yesterday evening; no third party was involved. He is being treated for superficial cuts and bruises but is fine. We have no further comment at this time.”
(Via: The Sun)
AND, there are no pictures of George lying face down on the hard shoulder (if that’s what you need before happy hour) either and there’s no word if the driver of the car is okay. As I say, this is developing (but I know you’re already throwing a ”bring out the breathalyzer” look)…
I’ve just heard that George has been released from the hospital in good condition after being treated for his injuries, so it’s safe for you to make those jokes about how he must have been having text fellatio with…… oh stop.









