If you’re a famous man over there in Hollywood you never know when you’re suddenly going to suffer a perpetual boner and need a little something to soften things down again. In Touch magazine knows what I’m talking about.
In this week’s issue the American gossip rag is claiming to have gotten hold of a hand written list, supposedly penned by Lindsay Lohan, of at least 36 very famous men who’s boners she has reduced to ‘limperoo status’.
According to InTouch what seems to have happened here is that back in January during some boozy time with her friends at the Beverly Hills Hotel, Lindsay started writing down the names of the A-List men which she thought she could remember sleeping with.
A source, who spoke to In Touch, claims to have watched Lindsay writing down the names. She said:
“They were giggling and talking s**t about people in the industry. It was like her personal conquest list. She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside.”
(via: In Touch)
InTouch say they have that hand written list in their possession. They say the hand writing is indeed Lindsay’s. Clearly InTouch believe that Lindsay Lohan never tells lies so they’ve published all the names she wrote down on that boozy January night.
You’ll have to buy their paper edition in order to see the full list. Entertainmentwise.com seem to have done just that because they’re suggesting that these guys (below) are on that list.
Heath Ledger, Ryan Rottman, Max George (The Wanted), James Franco, Adam Levine, Garett Hedlund, Justin Timberlake, Colin Farrell, Wilmer Valderrama, Evan Peters, Joauquin Pheonix, Guy Berryman (Coldplay), Zac Efron, Jamie Dornan and Jamie Burke.
Oh I know, whenever Lindsay’s name gets typed into an internet browser millions of locusts start practicing their swarm-forming process. Clearly whatever memories Lindsay may have of showing off her tits while standing around in slutty clothes are the subject of some considerable doubt.