If you happened to be in Surrey last night and heard a strange sound ringing in your ears, you weren’t alone. The sound you heard was from the trumpets heralding the upcoming sale of Chris Evans’ Ferrari Enzo.
Back in 2011 Chris paid a cool £1m for the car and now, according to the Sun, he wants to get his money back. But they don’t say why.
Frankly I can’t imagine why he’s selling it but Chris is an insanely rich millionaire so the only thing that matters now is who will piss their neighbours off the most by buying this glorious red sex-machine.
So who has enough money laying around to buy Chris’ car?
Jay Leno? Nope, he’s already got an Enzo. Nicolas Cage? No not him, the IRS wouldn’t approve of it. What about Rowan Atkinson? A Ferrari Enzo AND a McLaren F1? Well why not, but does he have a spare £1m? Of course he does, silly question. Ralf Lauren? No, he likes the older classics, an Enzo is way too rude for him.
The Sun have suggested rapper Lethal Bizzle as a potential buyer. In fact Lethal even posted a picture of Chris’s Enzo up on his Instagram saying, “Went car shopping early and bumped into this beauty.”
One thing’s for sure, it’s not going to be me buying this car because whilst I may walk around peering into cars like I’m buying weed or selling my ass it doesn’t mean I have this kind of money.