Kerry Katona, George Kay,fiancee,detained,mental health act,hospital,shouting,shoe laces,It didn’t take long for Kerry Katona’s crazy train of soggy chips, empty wine bottles and bad decisions to crash and burn on the driveway of her house in Oxfordshire yesterday.

The Daily Mail says that yesterday afternoon the cops were called to the village of Chinnor where they found Kerry’s finance, George Kay jumping in and out of the traffic with his shoe laces tied together while shouting that someone was trying to kill him.

When the police arrived they quickly determined that George should probably spend some time in a mental ward so they put him in a section 136 hold and then shuffled him off to the John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford for a mental evaluation.

A passer-by described the scene:

“George was running in between cars and shouting aggressively. He kept accusing his imaginary attackers of tying his shoelaces together. He was clenching his fist in front of his face and holding his phone to his ear without dialling anybody. He kept grabbing at his groin. He was  shouting,

“Kerry, Kerry, they’re going to f****** kill me. They’re hitting me with a hammer. Why are you letting them do this? Kerry, Kerry, open the gate, please, love. Call me a f****** ambulance.”

Kerry was watching from her front door. She was in tears.

(Via The Sun)

When the passer-by had seen enough she dialled 999. Five cops duly arrived and put George into handcuffs before detaining his unfortunate ass under the Mental Health Act.

A friend of Kerry’s said that she was  “devastated and very upset” by George’s behaviour but Kerry herself wasn’t saying anything.  However, Thames Valley Police confirmed the incident when they issued this statement:

‘Thames Valley Police can confirm that officers were called to a road in Chinnor shortly after 6pm [on Wednesday] following concerns for the welfare of a man.

‘A 34-year-old man was detained at the scene and taken to the John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford, where he was detained under the Mental Health Act. He was later discharged.’

(Via Daily Mail)

I’ve heard that weed can take a person to the dark side, but just weed alone?

Because damn!

I’ve been stoned to the point where I thought that Kerry looked beautiful (I know, I should have quit right there). I’ve been stoned to the point where an Atomic Kitten record sounded good in my ears (the voices in my head told me so). But I would never tie my shoe laces together.

I mean, you just don’t make that kind of a mess of yourself.

Justin Bieber: Hard Is As Hard Does.

by Mike D.W on July 31, 2014

in Celebrity

Justin Bieber,Orlando Bloom, tears,instagram,picture,hard,tough,As any self respecting man will tell you it doesn’t matter where you are in life, as long as you’re not the biggest pussy in the room. The biggest pussy in the room always gets singled out by the mob and then consumed.

So, look around the room now and if you’re the one then take a leaf out of Justin Bieber book, ‘Hard is As Hard Does’ and get the hell out.

Yes, Justin Bieber is really hard. I mean really really hard. It doesn’t matter to him that a pair of XXS Y-fronts are still too big for his baby body because he’s a tough little toddler – especially when he’s hiding behind his Instagram.

Following an altercation with Orlando Bloom in a Spanish night club yesterday we saw how Justin-the-Hard took to his Instagram and threw a dollop of pubescent petulance at Orlando. Today we see that his courage for taking Insta-swings at grown ups knows no bounds after he posted this picture (below) of Orlando apparently in tears.


What Justin is trying to say here is that Orlando’s tears are the tears of shame. Shame at being out-harded by Justin, the hardest of all hardies.

As if. The real reason Orlando is in tears is because he had the chance to punch Canada’s favourite hoodrat in the face and he failed. He failed himself and he failed the world. How do you live with yourself after that?

Y’know, just thinking about Justin Bieber is making it really hard to type and talk shit. That’s right, I’m the biggest pussy in the room.

Jules Stenson, Neil Wallis,conspiracy, phone hacking,News of the World,charged,CPS,Dan Evans, The Crown Prosecution Service announced this morning that the former deputy editor of the News of The World, Neil Wallis and his then features editor, Jules Stenson are to be charged with an alleged conspiracy to hack phones.

The CPS confirmed that Wallis and Stenson will be charged with conspiring together with former News of the World editor Andy Coulson, private investigator Glenn Mulcaire, five journalists and “other persons unknown” to illegally listen to the voicemail messages “of well-known people and those associated with them” between 1 January 2003 and 26 January 2007.

Both are being charged as a result of evidence submitted to the CPS by Scotland Yard’s Operation Pinetree.

Since the news broke this morning Jules Stenson has remained silent but Neil had this to say on Twitter.

“I am devastated that more than three years after my initial arrest, this has been brought against me. My family and I have already paid a huge price from the police’s very public attention.

“Perhaps it is inevitable that after being such an outspoken critic of the collateral damage and pain caused by this endlessly vindictive and enormously costly investigation the ire has been turned on me for something that occurred at News International which I was not party to and have always said was wrong.

“Sadly, legal reporting restrictions prevent me commenting further on this sad day.”

What are we talking about here? Listening to the messages of Z-list porn stars, Mums of the century, Christian authors, dolphins with human legs and frozen yogurt moguls? I mean, crime of the century right?


Dan Evans, a features writer at the now-defunct tabloid previously told the CPS that the practice of eavesdropping on people’s voicemails was endemic and that he had listened to (and recorded) around 1,000 voicemails from over 200 different people. Those crimes he admitted at his recent trial and to the police.

In return for his evidence Dan was spared a “significant” jail sentence in recognition of his cooperation with prosecutors in the now infamous hacking trial of Andy Coulson, Rebekah Brooks and others at the Old Bailey. Evans also received 200 hours of community service and might never again work in the newspaper business.

It only remains for Dan’s evidence (against Wallis and Stenson) to be heard at trial. Both are due to appear before Westminister magistrates’ court on 21 August.

Now, if after reading all that you feel the need to watch a silly little bunny rabbit playing in the grass, then here you go…


Orlando Bloom,Justin Bieber,fight,punch,Miranda Kerr,Ibiza, video,Last October after Orlando Bloom had filed for divorce from Miranda Kerr, the internet burst into a glitter-ball of unsolved blind items about who Miranda had been passing her private parts to. One candidate was Justin Bieber.

I never really believed that those two did anything other than watch the Muppet Show together but since 99% of people believed that Justin had slipped his wee-wee sausage into Miranda’s heart-shaped strawberry I kinda accepted that as all the hearsay evidence needed to establish Bieber’s guilt. Exhibit A

Even though Orlando and Miranda have since gone their separate ways the bad blood between Justin and Orlando continues to boil.

According to both TMZ and The Sun a fight broke out in the early hours of this morning between that badass Bieber boy and the nut stompin’ angry man Orlando Bloom. The fight started at the Cipriani restaurant in Ibiza after Justin had thrown a derogatory comment (about Miranda) at Orlando.

Well, Orlando wasn’t about to take abuse from some overgrown toddler without responding to it. Not today. Not any day. Below is a short video of the incident that followed. It starts with Justin screaming, “What’s up bitch?”

There’s some chest puffing and a little shoving before the pair are pulled apart. Justin then exits the restaurant and runs off to post this picture (below) of Miranda up to his Instagram page. Note the crown.


And that’s about it. I’m sure the police will investigate the incident as soon as they start giving a f**k.



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