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The guy who got slipped a dumb assery pill and then happily handed Lindsay Lohan her license back is still sitting in a small dark box somewhere muttering “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” And a priest whispers, “There is no forgiveness you weak ass fuck boy, not for what you’ve done”
Just a week after being released from junkie farm Lindsay has been leaving snails trails all over the drivers seat of a black Maserati and hanging onto the steering wheel like a homeless does a cardboard box.
Inevitably disaster has struck- today Lindsanity only drove into a mother and child combo…. without even stopping to pass the time of day.
Naturally, I hear you gasp , ‘this cannot be true’ – ‘it cannot be ‘- but sadly it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Satans junkie sporn has been involved in a hit and run, a drive by act of selfless disregard, an act committed on a small defenseless child – a child who’s mom is on welfare – a child who’s young life has been snatched from the path of innocence by a callous act of self interested butchery.
Witness Brayan Jaime told RadarOnline.
“There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street,”
“Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them,”
“Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.”
Sorry if I’m sounding a bit judgmental and pious here but I want to give up writing shit and become a lawyer, then I can send every celebrity criminal to jail for ever.. FOR EVER AND EVER I SAY ! No time off for good behavior no parole no getting out early.
I think the man on dumb assery pills has jumped.
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