Kerry Katona’s daughter, Jorgie was born less than a month ago, but people are already asking where the million pound baby pictures are. A source says they might be a while.
Kerry is currently busy working on getting her pre-baby body back. She’s working really hard to drop the chunk because she’s due to show up in OK magazine very soon. Baby Jorgie will make her debut in the same issue – if Kerry’s mum can finish knitting her dress in time.
The source says that “some photos have already been shopped, but nothing’s finished yet.”
Damn. Give Kerry some time to settle. The woman went through a very traumatic experience. She needs some time to chill, freshen up, get a body scrub, get some botox, a boob job, etc… She has to get camera ready.
Talking of traumatic experiences, you’ll remember how it was reported last week that Kerry had a terrible time giving birth to baby Jorgie. Well, there’s some news on that today and it’s coming from OK magazine’s stable mate, the Daily Star Sunday.
According to the tabloid when Kerry was checked into the birthing parlour doctors discovered she was suffering from pre-eclampsia. I know, it sounds like an STD virus for computers but this nasty complaint causes high blood pressure in women and can lead to strokes, problems with the liver, kidneys and lungs as well as severe bleeding from the afterbirth. Fatal if undiagnosed is what they say.
Anyway, according to the source, no one realised Kerry had the condition until she went into labour and was taken to hospital.
Let me pass you over to the source:
“The birth didn’t go smoothly at all, she nearly died. Kerry had pre-eclampsia and her legs and feet swelled up.
The condition can be fatal for both mums and babies but thankfully Kerry’s baby was fine. It was Kerry who was in danger. Her mum Sue was really scared that Kerry was going to die. She lost a lot of blood.
George was there throughout.He was terrified but had to stay strong for her – he thought he was going to lose her.”
(Via: Daily Star Sunday)
I also hear that Kerry will soon start shooting a warts-and-all reality show. The show will follow her life with her children Molly, Lilly-Sue, Heidi, Maxwell and baby Jorgie.
It’s always bizarre to me when celebrities rent out their children in order to boost her their own careers, but they say that making a reality show can save a couple’s marriage and bring them closer together.
But y’know, that’s probably because when they watch their reality show for the first time, they bond in a mutual hatred of what their puddle of trash lives have just become.