Ched Evans-sister-Kylie-Charlie webster-Sky Sports news-presenter-hypocrite-Mike Tyson-rapist-photo-Sheffield unitedA few days ago SKY Sports news presenter and Sheffield United patron Charlie Webster told BBC Radio 5 Live that she will quit her role with the club if they re-sign Ched Evans. The 31-year-old, who was sexually assaulted in her teens said:

“You will have young people cheering him on when he scores a goal. Not under my name, under my club or community. He says he is innocent. He has shown no remorse. I feel like it is my duty to stand up to this.

Very few people would be able to walk back into the same job as they did before being a convicted rapist.”

(Via BBC 5 Live)

Those comments led Ched’s sister Kylie Ann Evans to call Charlie a hypocrite and retweet a message she posted to her Twitter last month. In the tweet Charlie said that she wanted her photo taking with former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson. Tyson was convicted of rape in 1992 and served three years of a six-year sentence. Here’s the tweet.

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Charlie has since deleted her tweet and apologised saying, “In that split second I didn’t register his past in my head.”

Didn’t register in her head? Well that just reminds me of sitting in front of the TV and watching Kelly Brook’s mouth banged face trying to repeat words that never registered her nugget-brained head. Dammit, I don’t want to relive that.

And as for hypocrites, well you’re looking at one. A while back I threw scathe over my friend next door after he’d admitted smoking meth. He hissed back at me saying that I was a hypocrite because I drank Coca Cola. The classic meth logic being that they’re both chemicals.

Coke, meth, it’s all the same, you know.


No Words: Funny Video For October 21st 2014.

by Mike D.W on October 21, 2014

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I like people who make shit happen, regardless of who gets hurt in the process.

 


A Mess Is As A Mess Does.

by Mike D.W on October 21, 2014

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Lauren Goodger-messy bedroom-picture-instagramWatching a blustering whirlpool of slovenly sloppiness can be captivating, provocative and stimulating. However there comes a time when a flip-flopular mess stops being funny and starts being sad. Lauren Goodger has been in that camp for some time now and after seeing that picture above only the blackest of hearts would disagree.

Lauren uploaded the picture to her Flustagram this morning and told the world, “I make a mess when I get ready.

Ready for what one wonders.

A woman’s bedroom is always the best kind of comfortable when she’s taken her underwear off and she’s laying on a love nest made from cushions. But when her mortgage goes into arrears and she needs to hop on a dick to make ends meet then her boudoir shouldn’t look like the home of an inebriated lizard they used in the lab trials of her face cream.

And yes Lauren, you’ve got to wrap that dramatically warped cleavage in some kind of Anne Summers before the boys at the supermarket will experience the overwhelming desire to slap you on the ass and start calling you bitch.

Y’know, if the lives of celebrity women weren’t so bloody depressing today then I’d be four drinks to the wind by now and convinced that the world is flat.


Oscar Pistorious,Reeva Steenkamp,trial,sentenced,jail,killing,legals,Oscar Pistorius is no longer free to shoot up intruders today after Judge Thokozile Matilda Masipa sent him to jail for 5 years. Well, at least this time Oscar’s face didn’t collapse in a snot fall of gross.

Last month, Judge Masipa dismissed the premeditated murder charge against Pistorius because, in her opinion the prosecution had failed to prove that he deliberately killed his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. Instead she found him guilty of culpable homicide (which is kind of like manslaughter here in the UK). This morning, Judge Masipa made Pistorius stand up and then sent his nasty ass to jail for five years.

Legal experts (on Twitter) are already saying that the sentence is merely a slap on the wrist for Oscar and that he should be grateful the judge didn’t slap his trigger hand. Other legal experts are saying that if South Africa is anything like the UK, then the chances of a rich celebrity staying in jail for the whole term is about as slim as a magical fairy appearing before us and handing out prison issue dildos.

South African prisoners had better brace themselves now, because it’s only a matter of time before one of them gets up for a 3-am pee and Oscar shoots them in the ass for waking him up.


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REST IN PEACE: Lynda Bellingham. 1948 – 2014.

October 20, 2014 Entertainment

Thanks to sitting in front of a black and white television and watching re-runs of Tom and Jerry for hours, I’m pretty sure that the first word I ever learned to spell was OXO. Back then that word was featured in all the ad breaks. So today my black heart is pumping out a slow beat of sads for Lynda Bellingham. The BBC […]

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No Words: Funny Video For October 20th 2014.

October 20, 2014 Entertainment

There was drama! There was screaming! There were tears! There was anguish! And then there was this.   Tweet

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Cheryl and Kermit: Separated At Birth.

October 20, 2014 Entertainment

Since it’s another slow-ass news day this is probably the most interesting thing I’ve seen all morning. And yes, I’ve only been up for an hour, but still! On Saturday night’s X Factor, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attempted to wow the nation by wearing a bright green Lanvin gown complete with gigantic ruffles on one shoulder. The Peoples of […]

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No Words For October 18th 2014.

October 18, 2014 Entertainment

You don’t need to know what this is, where I found it or what you can you use it for.   Tweet

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Rylan Clark Demands £300k For Exclusive Wedding Pictures.

October 18, 2014 Entertainment

When People and Hello! published exclusive pictures of the most important wedding since the Duchess of Alba married that young toy boy, I thought that both magazine’s would have to close down because their bank accounts would be empty and their employees had been sold to slave traders. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt gave all that wedding money to […]

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October 17, 2014 Entertainment

Blowing your ass off with a firework might be the most American thing ever.   Tweet

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Kelly Brook: Faked Is As Faked Does.

October 17, 2014 Entertainment

I could post a thousand words to say that these two twassocks faked an engagement so that they could fake a seperation so that they could fake a reunion for their fake reality show which they call Love Everlasting. But I’ll save myself some time by simply saying what you’re all thinking: WHO GIVES A […]

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Amy Childs Has Broken Her Range Rover.

October 16, 2014 Entertainment

While they skip through the butterfly clouds, their cars are careering off the roads! Amy Childs got all shaken up last night after being involved in a serious car accident in north east London. The papers say that nobody else was involved in the crash and that Amy was shaken but not stirred. Amy was riding in her Range Rover at around […]

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No Words For October 16th 2014.

October 15, 2014 Entertainment

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