Miquita Oliver.T4,Channel 4,presenter,declared,bankrupt,revenue,taxes,celebrity,mikedwheeler,newsmediaimages,Can you file for bankruptcy and stick an ex boyfriend with the balance? No, says the Inland Revenue you cannot. Former T4 presenter Miquita Oliver has filed for bankruptcy after being unable to pay her tax bill.

The revenue has not claimed Miquita was an alcholic or a drug addict nor have they said that she became pregnant at a Butlins Reunion at Bogna, and not one word have they said about taking too many mushrooms at the Nokia Isle of Wight Festival. No sir, the Inland Revenue have just said that Miquita has spent £174k of their money on dancing and revelling in the night.

Now, unless she comes up with the cash to pay her taxes they want to foreclose on her bed-sit in North London.

You know what? This calls for a Reality show!

I think Miquita needs to move in with Kerry Katona and join the cast of The Scumballina Girls of Cann Associates. She can then bond with Kerry and Elen Rives because they both know how it feels to have all their shit dumped on the curb.

Yes, isn’t that just a reliably excellent idea. You could use it time and again and again. Right Kerry ?

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