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Sinead O’Connor – ‘Apparent Suicide Note’

Sinead O'connor, suicide note

When Sinead O’Connor got married to drug counselor Barry Herridge in Las Vegas, things got off to a pretty poor start. Sinead immediately took her new husband to the hood to buy drugs. Suffice it to say they separated 18 days later. They then remarried.

Life hasn’t improved for Sinead O’Connor.

This weekend Sinead O’Connor booked herself into a hotel. After being shown to her room the troubled singer sat on the bed, opened her lap top and began a 450 word post which she then uploaded to her Facebook page.

Here’s a snippet:

I have taken an overdose. There is no other way to get respect.

I am not at home, I’m at a hotel, somewhere in Ireland, under another name.

I need a new home. And a new job. A new life … Music is over for me. Music did this. It rendered me invisible. Murdered my soul. I’m never going back to music.

I have lost everything, my job, my home, my sons, my womb, my eldest kids, my identity. I cannot eat Christmas dinner with these people ever again. 

I have been pushed into a corner that somehow hasn’t killed me yet. I have no family. No home. No job.

There is only so much any woman can be expected to bear. Howling crying for weeks.

If I wasn’t posting this, my kids and family wouldn’t even find out. I could have been dead here for weeks already and they’d never have known.

I’m such a rotten horrible mother and person, that I’ve been alone.

Actually Sinead O’Connor is alive and well, she didn’t kill herself so I don’t know why the newspapers are calling it an “apparent suicide note”.

No. It was a cry for help.

Here’s what happened next.

As thousands of people saw Sinead O’Connor’s desperation social media did what it does best. It sent Sinead’s desperate cries for help everywhere. It went viral. When the local police saw it they sprang into action. They have now confirmed they found Sinead and that she is currently in a hospital being given medical assistance.

In the past the mother-of-four has spoken openly about her mental health issues. Apparently she suffers from bipolar disorder and has been hospitalised several times.

I don’t know exactly what bipolar feels like but I know her suffering is hugely painful. My heart goes out to her. Poor woman.

Note for hoteliers. Take Death by Chocolate off the menu!

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Rest In Peace: Stanley Charles Wheeler 1928 – 2012

Stanley Charles WheelerHere I come stumbling back into the blogosphere to remind you that Stanley Wheeler is still up in heaven with the angels.

You’re probably wondering who Stanley Charles Wheeler actually was. Well Stanley Wheeler was my father. He died back in 2012. Today is the anniversary of his death.,

My dad was a classical musician. In his younger days he played lead trumpet for the Royal Philharmonic, the BBB light symphony and the BBC Symphony orchestras. My dad will always be immortal to me.

One of my favourite memories of my dad was the time he took me to The Last Night of theProms at the Albert Hall. My dad had a box, I was ten years-old. It was a night of sheer magic for me, I will never forget it. How we both sang our hearts out.

His favourite was Land of Hope and Glory. oh how my Dad sang and sand along…..I’ve never forgotten…those lyrics….

Land of Hope and Glory, Mother of the Free. How shall we extol thee, who are born of thee?
Wider still, and wider, shall thy bounds be set. God, who made thee mighty, make thee mightier yet

I so miss my father, I never told him but he was one of my favorite people. I admired him enormously. Y’know, my dad, he didn’t let people mess with him. No sir. He always spoke the truth, no matter how uncomfortable that may have been for someone to hear.

And yes, that’s right, never the world’s greatest diplomat.

One thing I’ve never forgotten. The time my father told me;

Never aspire to be the same as everyone else son, aspire to be different, you’ll get noticed that way

I’ve never forgotten that.

So, rest in peace Dad, I miss you. So many memories.

Now please take a moment to listen to one of my father’s most cherished renditions of  Land of Hope and Glory…. it is ours, our ENGLAND please share it with the world.

Land of Hope and Glory.

Katie Hopkins – Students Stage Mass Protest.

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It seems like forever since the distasteful narcissist Katie Hopkins has made an appearance on NMi. We had been waiting for news about that reproductive organ she apparently grew on her forehead but sadly that turned out to be a lie.

However, because idiocy tends to promote itself we can report on a protest made by the students of Brunel University.

When Katie Hopkins was invited to speak to the students on the subject of the welfare state they decided the best way to make their feelings known was to stage a mass walk out.

Depending on who you believe this uniquely interesting protest was organised on social media. I mean how else do those who feel threatened by an idiot organise themselves nowadays?

That’s right, the students formed a group on Twitter which then tweeted everyone in the group at just the right time. “Ready… steady… GO… walk out everyone.”

And so it came to pass. On Twitter’s cue all the students stood up and walked out, leaving Mrs Hopkins to talk her nastiness at their empty seats. Long live the smart phone!

The president of the Student union, Ali Milani justified the students protest by saying;

“The inclusion of Ms Hopkins has been met with widespread outcry from the student body and the Students’ Union.

It is important to note that the conversation at no point has been about banning Ms Hopkins from speaking on campus, or denying her right to speak.

It is instead about saying it is distasteful and incongruous for our University, as part of a 50th celebration event, to provide a platform to someone who adds nothing to the intellectual or academic discourse and an individual who publicly utters such overtly bigoted views.”

Hopkins has yet to comment on her latest embarrassment but thanks to YouTube this protest will now serve as a life time sentence for the social media narcissist (see below).

No matter what your take on social media our universities are now the testing ground for the social changes that we’d like to see in society.

The days when we imported foreign students to do all our thinking for us are gone. We like to pretend that they’re not but thanks to social media we can clearly see that our students are no longer thinking about getting laid, trying to get laid, or not quite getting laid.

No sir. They’re thinking about social change.

What is social change anyway? What does it mean? How is it brought about? Some would say that social change is brought about by newspapers, but is it? Really?

Seriously, it seems to me that the Fourth Estate serves but one purpose today. To bring us embarrassing erotica about reality stars who nobody has ever heard of or to act as an unholy forum for bearded monsters who want to announce how many infidels they’ve just sent to hell.

For me at least the newspapers are unfit for purpose, lost their raison d’etre. So who are we going to rely on to advance the social changes our society so badly needs? These students? Social media? Katie Hopkins?

Whoever is asking these questions firstly needs to ask if it could it get any worse than with the Daily Mail accommodating Katie Hopkins and her narcissistic articles. All I have to say is about that is…. please stop Daily Fail, your columnist is nothing more than an oafish mouth piece for all that is selfish and hateful in our world.

I guess you’ll have to ponder these questions for yourselves but I can’t help but feel that we are all at a crossroads right now. Standing there bleeding and confused.

Let me know when you’re done pondering then I’ll be able to stop posting articles about Katie Hopkins and her obnoxious opinions.

In the meantime enjoy watching our students making their feelings known.


Cheryl Fernandez-Versini Is Suing.

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Ever since Monday night Cheryl Fernandez-Versini has been flying around the Internet fiercely chasing down a photograph. The picture was taken in the bathroom at the London Coliseum during the British Fashion Awards.

The photograph shows Cheryl in the reflection of a mirror. She appears to be washing her hands, but on the cabinet, slightly to her right there appear to be three lines of a mysterious white powder.

The scandalous picture was originally posted to Instagram by a well known fashion journalist but because Cheryl’s lawyers have issued a legal notice prohibiting anyone from publishing the photograph, we are unable to show it here. However, if you want to see it just search Twitter with the hashtag #cherylcole.

We all know how the internet moves faster than the speed of sound, often defying reason and logic.

This picture does both and much much more. It implies that Cheryl Fernandez-Versini snorts cocaine. How on Earth could that be true? After all Cheryl has repeatedly stated that she doesn’t do drugs nor ever has.

What else do you know that flies around the internet every single day? Bullshit that’s what.

Topics ranging from ‘secret terrorist nukes’ to ‘man in porkpie has sex with monkey’ regularly appear online. This is exactly why my beloved partner, HiDs once declared the entire internet as the devil’s shitpit of lies and pornography.

Many celebrities express surprise when topless pictures hacked from their mobile phones make guest appearances on social media. As this picture makes it’s way around the socials I guess, in between bouts of masturbating, the entire world has now seen it.

From the picture many will now unjustly assume that Cheryl Fernandez-Versini snorts cocaine. That is a most unfair assumption to make.

And, like many things you see on the internet it’s bullshit.

Really, it is.

Poor Cheryl.

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Molly King Exposed.

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Molly King knows that a woman can never look more serious than when she’s photographed without her underwear. See above.

I don’t know much about high fashion but one thing I do know is that whenever a woman goes out in public she needs to put her knickers on. Last night at the British Fashion awards Molly King arrived on the red carpet dressed in the most beautiful of haute couture gowns. However, that didn’t mean she didn’t look a messy hot mess.

Here’s why. Most women understand that the first rule of haute couture is;

Do not give the press a glimpse of your lady parts.

However Molly King thinks she can do whatever she likes because as a singer in a rocky-rollie girl band she can’t get into trouble.

No sir, quite the opposite in fact. Molly knows that by flashing a lady garden at the press makes one more famous and helps sell more records. And that’s what it’s all about.

So flash the paps a teaser, the parts your boyfriend serenades. Yes flash your undercarriage Molly King. After all it’s the doorway to getting paid.

On a serious note Molly, if you’re going to run out of ideas then run out of ideas with your lady garden hanging all the way out. Take some time to think about this and then come back tomorrow with your skirt off. Or don’t come back.

Y’know, if Molly King were my girlfriend then I’d take lots of pictures. Really, I would.

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Kelly Brook – Minge Dress.

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Even a women with big racks has to pay her rent. Ask Kelly Brook. That’s how she found herself in a flowing minge dress at the Evening Standard Theatre Awards on Sunday night.

Yes, Kelly smile for the cameras. You’re two beach bunnies away from busting out of that dress.

The Daily Mail have described Kelly’s grand entrance to the awards as “a rather awkward wardrobe malfunction”. I’m guessing that’s why people took photos of her, because… why the hell not?

What else are they going to say about flashing a barely covered minge at an awards ceremony where they honour amazing actors and their shows.

If you were Dame Judy Dench, maybe you could do a little Shakespeare on the red carpet. If you were someone from the BBC, you could turn up holding a child actors hand.

But you’re Kelly Brook so why not show off your underwear? Yes, go with a dress from the House of Spanks collection. After all you’re famous for your lady parts.

You’re all good to go Kelly Brook.

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