Believe it or not a 21 year-old masseuse from Florida is claiming that she’s spent more than £15,000 on getting a third breast grafted on to her chest. Jasmine Tridevil says that she had to plead with more than 50 doctors before one of them would agree to perform the outlandish surgery.
If this is some kind of reverse psychology to make me like her then it’s not working, I’m never going to look at a Chicken Kiev the same way again. I only hope that Jasmine has kept her receipt because it seems hard to believe that they can make bouncy things look this grotesque.
I mean seriously, whats the point? Who are they for? Oh what the hell, these boobs can’t be real. I bet the doctor just put her under and then punched her in the chest a few times.
Obviously Jasmine Tridevil is not the lady’s real name but just to prove that any dumb fool and their money can soon parted she’s paying a film crew to follow her around in the hope of shooting to stardom.
She said in an interview:
“It was really hard finding someone that would do it because they’re breaking the code of ethics.
I called like 50 or 60 doctors, nobody wanted to do it. The doc who did it made me sign a non-disclosure agreement as he was scared that he’d get in trouble.
My whole dream is to now get this show on MTV. I’m dumping every penny I have into this.
If this doesn’t work, I’m through.”
No, that doesn’t sound good, not good at all. Now that the doctor’s are done with her stupid ass Jasmine needs to get herself some mental help. She really really really needs to get her head fixed, swallow some jelly or something then she’ll feel better and run away from this freaky shit forever.
But don’t take my word on it, just watch this super sassy mess below.