No Words: Funny Video For October 20th 2014.

by Mike D.W on October 20, 2014

in Entertainment

There was drama! There was screaming! There were tears! There was anguish! And then there was this.

 


Lynda-Bellingham-Rest in Peace-RIP-died-passed away-TV-loose women-OXO adsThanks to sitting in front of a black and white television and watching re-runs of Tom and Jerry for hours, I’m pretty sure that the first word I ever learned to spell was OXO. Back then that word was featured in all the ad breaks. So today my black heart is pumping out a slow beat of sads for Lynda Bellingham.

The BBC has reported that Lynda, at the young age of 66, took the hour long taxi ride up to heaven last night. They say she died peacefully while asleep in the arms of her husband, Michael.

(Note to my other half: Please don’t hold me while I’m asleep, even if I am about to die. Thank you.)

Lynda was born in Canada but her strict church-going family gave her up for adoption because she was born out of wedlock. Lynda was then raised by her adoptive parents in Buckinghamshire.

Lynda was married three times. Her third marriage was to Michael Pattemore (known on Loose Women as Mr Spain). She had two sons, Michael and Robbie.

Lynda first arrived on our TV screens back in the 1970s when she played a nurse in the ITV soap opera General Hospital. She also starred in Confessions of a Driving Instructor, Sweeney and Stand Up, Virgin Soldiers. Lynda was also in the James Herriot drama All Creatures Great and Small, the comedy Second Thoughts and the Doctor Who serial The Trial of a Time Lord.

Some might say that Lynda’s most famous role was playing the loving mother in the OXO adverts which graced our lives for almost twenty years.

Back in 2007 Lynda became a panellist on Loose Women and remained one until 2011. In 2014 she was appointed an Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE) for her voluntary services to charity.

In July of 2013, Lynda announced that she had been diagnosed with colorectal cancer. She released a statement saying that she was “not going to die” but last month Lynda confirmed that the cancer had spread to her lungs and liver and that she had only ‘months to live’.

Lynda died last night.

Rest in Peace, Lynda Bellingham ..… We’ll all honor your memory today by pouring a warm gravy of sadness over our hearts while we watch your last ever OXO performance.


Cheryl and Kermit: Separated At Birth.

by Mike D.W on October 20, 2014

in Entertainment

kermit-the-frog-twitter-trend-x-factor-X Factor-Cheryl Fernandez-Versini-Cheryl Cole-Lanvin gownSince it’s another slow-ass news day this is probably the most interesting thing I’ve seen all morning. And yes, I’ve only been up for an hour, but still!

On Saturday night’s X Factor, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini attempted to wow the nation by wearing a bright green Lanvin gown complete with gigantic ruffles on one shoulder. The Peoples of Twitter (who should win every award given to man) quickly put together an extensive collection of photographic evidence which proves that Cheryl and Kermit the Frog are long-lost brother and sister.

Cheryl did respond on her Instatwat, but only to say that all her critics are sheep and have no opinion of their own, thankyouverymuch:

“And here i am on the panel last night this one is especially for those who have no opinion of their own until Simon tells them what they should think #sheep #kermit #xf”

Don’t hesitate. Smoke some ganja and click here to begin your journey. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll feel things you’ve never felt before! It’s truly hilarious.

 Now lets try and say something nice….  Well, errr… I like green. There that’s nice.


No Words For October 18th 2014.

by Mike D.W on October 18, 2014

in Entertainment

You don’t need to know what this is, where I found it or what you can you use it for.

 


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Rylan Clark Demands £300k For Exclusive Wedding Pictures.

October 18, 2014 Entertainment

When People and Hello! published exclusive pictures of the most important wedding since the Duchess of Alba married that young toy boy, I thought that both magazine’s would have to close down because their bank accounts would be empty and their employees had been sold to slave traders. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt gave all that wedding money to […]

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No Words For October 17th 2014.

October 17, 2014 Entertainment

Blowing your ass off with a firework might be the most American thing ever.   Tweet

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Kelly Brook: Faked Is As Faked Does.

October 17, 2014 Entertainment

I could post a thousand words to say that these two twassocks faked an engagement so that they could fake a seperation so that they could fake a reunion for their fake reality show which they call Love Everlasting. But I’ll save myself some time by simply saying what you’re all thinking: WHO GIVES A […]

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Amy Childs Has Broken Her Range Rover.

October 16, 2014 Entertainment

While they skip through the butterfly clouds, their cars are careering off the roads! Amy Childs got all shaken up last night after being involved in a serious car accident in north east London. The papers say that nobody else was involved in the crash and that Amy was shaken but not stirred. Amy was riding in her Range Rover at around […]

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No Words For October 16th 2014.

October 15, 2014 Entertainment

Vat’ll lern ‘im.   Tweet

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Trolls Threaten To Rape Chloe Madeley.

October 15, 2014 Entertainment

A few days ago ITV’s Loose Women star Judy Finnigan voiced an opinion about the former Sheffield United footballer Ched Evans. Readers will remember that Evans was jailed back in 2012 for rape but he’s due for release real soon. Judy had suggested that the footballing rapist should be allowed to resume his career. Judy’s comments sparked fierce debate in the newspaper columns, magazines and on social media. […]

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No Words For October 15th 2014.

October 15, 2014 Entertainment

Un-skank the skanks.   Tweet

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Meet Edward Smith, The Man Who ‘Jumps’ Cars.

October 15, 2014 Entertainment

Welcome to another slow-ass news day where nothing is going on except for this story about Edward Smith, a CAR JUMPER from the state of Washington in the U S of A. 57-year-old Edward isn’t attracted to men or women. He prefers cars. Edward loves cars. Edward jumps cars. Edward has sex with cars. It started […]

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Breast Feeding Is Like Committing Incest says Josie Cunningham.

October 14, 2014 Entertainment

Before we get into the twasted twatterlogue of a twittering twattock lets just say that Miss Piggy is not going to be happy that Josie Cunningham has stolen one of her favourite looks without asking permission. Right then lets get into this mess. Josie Cunningham has taken to Twitter and told her followers that breast feeding her baby daughter is a vile idea […]

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