Some people say it was either Madonna or 70′s porno music that killed the disco but was it really? Just think of the song they always play at the end of every wedding you’ve ever been to. It’s today the disco ball finally stopped spinning, it stopped because Donna Summer passed away this afternoon and floated off to that hall of mirrors in the sky.
Earlier TMZ reported that Donna had died after battling lung cancer which she had kept from the public for some time. TMZ think she contracted the disease after breathing in toxic particles during the World Trade Center attack.
Take a moment then before pressing play on the tune that will live on forever during 70s nights in gay clubs across the world.
Rest In Peace Donna.
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Quick programming note: Deviating for a quick minute from our usual business of sticking spears into the souls of talentless celebrities but I want to ask you about fat eating pants. I read about them in the Mail today.
We’ll get round to Kim Kardashian and looking like a moth larvae (that twitches at every camera flash) in just a mo…. but can the Mail be be right – pants that eat fat? Because if they are then life as we know it is is about to change. According to the Mail’s Deborah Arthers Zaggora’s HotPants are claiming that wearing their ever so tight pants will help the wearer burn four times more calories during a work out.
A workout. In a gym right? The last time I was in the gym, I was on the bike for just 3 minutes before I had to stop and focus on an episode of Take Me Out playing on my iPhone, so I’m no authority on working out. Anyway, who needs fat eating pants if I can lose 25lbs by simply eating up all my diet supplement (aka vitamin CHARLIE) and then spending my entire day here, sweating like a pig because I’m chasing relevancy around the world wide web!
Forget about fat eating pants, moving on. Kim Kardashian. Her thighs always look to me like they’ve been slathered in Photoshop jelly, which is a good thing if you want to look like you’ve been stuffed into the body of an inflated giraffe. Pictured here with Fearne Cotton at the BBC this morning Kim’s face looks just like a sex toy before you work out on it. Tempting but very wrong.
We always long for forbidden things and desire what is denied us.Take my rude ass little dog Murphy for example. He already walks around like a big skankity skank and gulps down his food faster than a stoned Kerry Katona with the munchies but now he seems to think he has a god given right to sleep on the new sofa.
Me? I don’t care, I let him get away with it but my other half (Hids) goes all kinds of loopiness at him if she catches his smelly old ass snoring away on her handmade cushions.
Seriously this little dog is well crafty, we’ve only had the new sofa a month and already he’s learnt to tell the difference between me coming downstairs in the morning and bad-ass Hids. When I come down he recognizes my footsteps and stays on the sofa. When he hears Hids’s coming he’s off that sofa quicker than a fasterbation.
I wonder if my rude-ass little dog would recognize the woman above? Who is she?
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Some people say it was either Madonna or 70′s porno music that killed the disco but was it really? Just think of the song they always play at the end of every wedding you’ve ever been to. It’s today the disco ball finally stopped spinning, it stopped because Donna Summer passed away this afternoon and floated off to that hall of mirrors in the sky.
