Sometimes I think I could try taking a few deep breaths or meditation. Or maybe I should quit this gossip site and turn my brain off, some people get rich like that.
What the hell, just talked myself back into it – Here’s this week’s Blinds.
1) ‘This newest celebrity who is only famous for being famous, (and really only became so because of the internet) is constantly hatching plans to stay in the limelight. Don’t worry fans, she’s got a s*x tape all cooked up and coming your way.’
Via: BuzzFoto)
For this one I’m going for that barely legal who morphed from a normal girl into the Lizard Goddess when she married that man from the Green Mile.
2) This shady HRH is like ‘millionth’ in line to the British throne. The country’s elite have been gossiping about him for years, why? Because this HRH beds underage girls. He pays these girls handsomely and apparently The Queen is aware of it.
Members of Parliament are nervous because… just one polo tragedy… and the Duke could be ruling the country.
Following a miner scandal and verbal scuffle in the House certain members felt duty bound to curtail the Duke’s official activities and he was subsequently relieved of a number of ‘official’ duties.
It’s not, Viscount Linley, Peter Phillips or Prince Michael. It is, too easy.
Via: Source
The Queen is saving a shoe for this backside. Yeah I know, the jokes write themselves.
3) ‘Though they weren’t surprised by news of his affairs (his wife is a notoriously difficult woman) bandmates and crew of which pop star were gobsmacked by the fact that he was caught playing away with ladies, and not the gender they were sure he was into?’
(Via: Popbitch)
I think the difficult wife here is the one forever punting her cookbook around like she just received the final demand from her organic herbalist and the one that’s constantly giving out interviews to anyone who’ll stick a microphone under her chin.
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