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This is sure to get Barrack Obama’s attention. Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was arrested in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, this afternoon and charged with disorderly conduct.
Snooki had spent the day partying on the beach with a beer bong and sucking cocktails out of a bartenders navel.
Seen here wailing and fuming enough toxics to put cattle to sleep, Snooki is dragged off to the drunk tank.
Oh little sweetpea Snooki, come to England, here you can drink pound a gallon cider by the bucket, get drunker than monkey’s uncle then spew it all up in a policemans’ helmet if you like.
Here darling, you’re free to smash windows, happy slap pensioners and sleep it off in the middle of the road – because here that’s YOUR human right.
If you are unfortunate enough to get arrested breaking into a off-license without your knickers on we’ll even pay for your legals – because here that’s YOUR human right too pumpkin.
Sometimes, if you’re a famous person like yourself, the police will drive you home afterwards, because here honey, they’re ‘just doing their job’.
Fly the pond Snooki because we love aliens and adore drunks.
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