Last Friday prayer circles were formed in dozens of men’s toilets when the news leaked out that George Michael had been hospitalised after a car accident on the M1. Today there’s more news on that story and once again it comes from The Sun.
Yes, The Sun have found an eye witness to what happened on that near fateful Friday afternoon.
According to Katherine Fox, who was right behind George’s car when the accident happened, it was looking pretty bleak there on the M1 for a while because she’s saying that George actually fell out of his damn car while it was travelling at over 70mph!
Here’s what Katherine told The Sun:
“There was a nasty cut on his forehead and the back of his head. There was blood all down his face and on his teeth. He was breathing and conscious but in shock. I thought someone had run across the road and been hit.”
“I asked what had gone on and was told he tried to open the car door and shut it again because it wasn’t shut properly and apparently fell out at 70mph.”
“I was on the phone to the ambulance and said, ‘You’d better come quick. This doesn’t look good’.”
“George was wearing a black and gold Adidas tracksuit that was ripped all down the arm and shoulder. He had no trainers on.”
“I grabbed one from the second lane because cars were swerving to avoid it.”
“His sunglasses were also in the road. I could hear the crunch as cars drove over them.”
(Via: The Sun)
George Michael’s trainers SAVED! Is that our story? George’s shades were busted while driving under the influence of the good herb? Is that our story?
No. Our story is that George Michael’s day was totally filled with misery last Friday after his head was bounced down a motorway at over 70 mph AND yet his spirit refused to leave his body. AND secondly our story is that at the time his lying spokie told us this!
“George Michael was a passenger in a vehicle involved in a traffic accident yesterday evening; no third party was involved. He is being treated for superficial cuts and bruises but is fine. We have no further comment at this time.”
I’m sick of these dumb skank spokespersons charging hundreds of pounds for something that I can do in a quick minute. (Lie like a Thai watch) Spokies like that deserve to get booed wherever they go.