Jules Stenson, Neil Wallis,conspiracy, phone hacking,News of the World,charged,CPS,Dan Evans, The Crown Prosecution Service announced this morning that the former deputy editor of the News of The World, Neil Wallis and his then features editor, Jules Stenson are to be charged with an alleged conspiracy to hack phones.

The CPS confirmed that Wallis and Stenson will be charged with conspiring together with former News of the World editor Andy Coulson, private investigator Glenn Mulcaire, five journalists and “other persons unknown” to illegally listen to the voicemail messages “of well-known people and those associated with them” between 1 January 2003 and 26 January 2007.

Both are being charged as a result of evidence submitted to the CPS by Scotland Yard’s Operation Pinetree.

Since the news broke this morning Jules Stenson has remained silent but Neil had this to say on Twitter.

“I am devastated that more than three years after my initial arrest, this has been brought against me. My family and I have already paid a huge price from the police’s very public attention.

“Perhaps it is inevitable that after being such an outspoken critic of the collateral damage and pain caused by this endlessly vindictive and enormously costly investigation the ire has been turned on me for something that occurred at News International which I was not party to and have always said was wrong.

“Sadly, legal reporting restrictions prevent me commenting further on this sad day.”

What are we talking about here? Listening to the messages of Z-list porn stars, Mums of the century, Christian authors, dolphins with human legs and frozen yogurt moguls? I mean, crime of the century right?


Dan Evans, a features writer at the now-defunct tabloid previously told the CPS that the practice of eavesdropping on people’s voicemails was endemic and that he had listened to (and recorded) around 1,000 voicemails from over 200 different people. Those crimes he admitted at his recent trial and to the police.

In return for his evidence Dan was spared a “significant” jail sentence in recognition of his cooperation with prosecutors in the now infamous hacking trial of Andy Coulson, Rebekah Brooks and others at the Old Bailey. Evans also received 200 hours of community service and might never again work in the newspaper business.

It only remains for Dan’s evidence (against Wallis and Stenson) to be heard at trial. Both are due to appear before Westminister magistrates’ court on 21 August.

Now, if after reading all that you feel the need to watch a silly little bunny rabbit playing in the grass, then here you go…


Orlando Bloom,Justin Bieber,fight,punch,Miranda Kerr,Ibiza, video,Last October after Orlando Bloom had filed for divorce from Miranda Kerr, the internet burst into a glitter-ball of unsolved blind items about who Miranda had been passing her private parts to. One candidate was Justin Bieber.

I never really believed that those two did anything other than watch the Muppet Show together but since 99% of people believed that Justin had slipped his wee-wee sausage into Miranda’s heart-shaped strawberry I kinda accepted that as all the hearsay evidence needed to establish Bieber’s guilt. Exhibit A

Even though Orlando and Miranda have since gone their separate ways the bad blood between Justin and Orlando continues to boil.

According to both TMZ and The Sun a fight broke out in the early hours of this morning between that badass Bieber boy and the nut stompin’ angry man Orlando Bloom. The fight started at the Cipriani restaurant in Ibiza after Justin had thrown a derogatory comment (about Miranda) at Orlando.

Well, Orlando wasn’t about to take abuse from some overgrown toddler without responding to it. Not today. Not any day. Below is a short video of the incident that followed. It starts with Justin screaming, “What’s up bitch?”

There’s some chest puffing and a little shoving before the pair are pulled apart. Justin then exits the restaurant and runs off to post this picture (below) of Miranda up to his Instagram page. Note the crown.


And that’s about it. I’m sure the police will investigate the incident as soon as they start giving a f**k.



Kate Moss – EasyDrunk.

by Mike D.W on July 30, 2014

in Celebrity

Kate Moss, drunk, airport,Turkey,rehab,ticket,easyJet,Yesterday, just hours after leaving the LifeCo rehab clinic in Turkey the ‘Golden Sunflower’ we know as Kate Moss arrived at Bodrum Airport and went straight to the EasyJet check-in desk. She had no ticket and looked drunker than a thousand Apaches.

According to The Daily Mail Kate somehow managed to ‘persuade’ the check-in clerk to allow her to board the next flight to Gatwick.

I mean HOW?!?

Listen, this is obviously just a big misunderstanding that I’m sure we can work out” while making blow job motions? Who knows.

Anyway, when did the Daily Mail get so touchy about a wasted hand puppet covered in hobo poop wobbling around an airport? I just naturally assumed that when one purchased an EasyJet ticket, it came with a bottle of whiskey and a voucher for the in-flight punch-up.

Well, we all know what happened next….. iPhone, meet your new wallpaper.

#FreePalestine, Zayn Malik,death threats,Twitter,tweet, abuse,Palestine,war,Anyone who dares talk trash about One Direction usually finds their inbox filling up with death threats from insane 12 year-olds screaming their anuses off while threatening to murder their faces.

Zayn Malik, who was raised as a Muslim, was bombarded with death threats yesterday after he tweeted the hashtag #FreePatestine to his 13 million followers.


One thing:

Malik probably assumed that his protest tweet was popular because it got nearly 200,000 retweets and 190,000 favourites within just a few minutes. However, as soon as he posted his tweet the hate and abuse started to pour in.

Bitches started sending him death threats because that’s entirely reasonable, right? Here’s a small sample of the hate that has been thrown Zayn’s way for tweeting what so many on planet Earth are thinking.

“I loved u but now I hope u will die”  

“You are a complete f****** moron!!!”

“Get a life whore.”  

“If he wanted peace he wouldn’t take the hamas side.”  

“I’m honestly at the point where even I don’t understand my love for you. It’s really far beyond comprehension.”  

“Your joking!!! You support terrorism!!!”  

“Am I making them cry??? When he dies in a missile attack, then I will be happy.”  

“He should die in his sleep…..more then what the innocents are getting in Israel.”  


Two thing:

They say that you haven’t made it until you’ve received a death threat, so “liking” the people of Palestine will almost certainly get a tweet with a skull on it sent to your inbox. I’m sure if the police trace these tweets they’ll find they all came from a pink laptop with a denim cozy over it. (I’m looking at you, Max George).

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