A few weeks ago we heard how Kim Kardashian had pulled her fat head out of her ass just long enough to do a good thing in this world. Yes, we were told how Kim had thrown a sack of her old clothes at her eBay page so as to benefit the victims of that awful typhoon in the Philippines.
However, for nasty bitches who prefer slapping the fake mess out of all things Kardashian the exciting news has come today.
It seems that everyone is now reporting on how Kim has taken to her blog in order to defend herself from the negative press that has erupted ever since it was discovered that only 10% of the auction proceeds actually went to the Philippine charity. The multi-millionaire, who earned in excess of $10m last year, writes that she gives to charity only because she wants to and that her father said that “it’s the right thing to do”. Bitch says she’s hurt by all the criticism.
Here’s an extract.
“Over the years, I’ve had to grow a thick skin. Being in the public eye, there are times I feel like I get criticized for any and everything I do. I’m used to it now. I just choose not to feed into negativity or become consumed by it.
The problem comes in when I get attacked for giving and trying to help people. My dad always taught me the importance of giving back. I don’t publicize everything I do to help charities and people all over the world.
So for people to attack me for giving 10% of my eBay auction sales to the people of the Philippines — that hurts.”
I don’t think that Kim Kardashian is the first celebrity to pull a “Let’s use a disaster to fill our greedy assholes with even more money while getting tax relief at the same time” scheme. And she won’t be the last either because greedy bitches need to stay greedy.
But y’know what, we shouldn’t be so hard on these money mad mingers. Sure, the victims in the Philippines need clean water, food, clothes, shoes and basic medicines alright, but Kim needs her 90% even more.
It’s true, Kim needs that 90% to reupholster her vagina, buy foundation and all those face fillers. After all how else is a girl expected to keep herself looking like a duck billed platypus that’s been hit in the face with a semi?
I dunno why, but this seems like the perfect moment to pull this video clip out of the archives.