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ArtPopper: Dewed Dandelion.


ArtPopper: Inspiration can come at any time, from anything anywhere. Some say it is an uncontrollable need to create something. Inspiration can come from a television program, a film, reading a book, memories or life changing events.

Take that picture above for example. It’s called DEWED DANDELION and it’s by Mike D.W aka Artpopper. [click to continue…]

Abbey Clancy Has A Nice Mum.


Abbey Clancy and her mum Karen Sullivan have been featured in this month’s issue of RED magazine.

If you’re wondering if they were featured in RED because they’ve been running their own mother-daughter porn site, they haven’t.

No, when your daughter flashes her underwear in grown up magazines lady journalists want to ask how proud you feel  – while kissing your ass. [click to continue…]

Miss Lebanon – From Fail To Oblivion.


Welcome to another slow-assed news day where nothing is going on except the moronic mumblings of those moron magnets in the Celebrity Big Brother house. And Miss Lebanon.

Before Miss Lebanon jumped on a plane bound for the Miss Universe contest she was given two clear instructions by her government. [click to continue…]

Buy-to-Let Lending – Massive Rises.


Sponsored Article: According to data published earlier this month interest rates for savers have fuelled a £12billion buy-to-let boom in the United Kingdom.

In the period January – November 2014 buy-to-let mortgages (on new purchases) rose by some 34 per cent to £11.6billion. That’s a £3billion increase on the same period last year. [click to continue…]

Kim Kardashian: Black to Black.


Cummy cakes, Kim Kardashian was at the BET Honors Awards on Saturday night. BET stands for Black Entertainment Television.

As you know Kim Kardashian has dedicated her entire life to making sure that we see glorious press pictures of her Botoxed forehead and her Botoxed bum every single day. But on Saturday night at the BET Awards nobody even noticed her. [click to continue…]

Lindsay Lohan Broke Photoshop.


Last night the new Queen of Liquefy, Lindsay Lohan celebrated another successful week of being an idiot by releasing a sexyface selfie to her Instagram. Unfortunately it looks like she ‘shopped’ herself using a broken version of Photoshop and the ‘greasy trash in a trash bag’ tool.

Yes, it appears that Lindsay Lohan’s project manager decided to take a nap on a pile of stolen artefacts instead of going over this picture (above) with a magnifying glass – LIKE HE’S SUPPOSED TO DO – because another ‘My Body by Still Learning To Use The Fool Filter’ has caused the World Wide Web to shudder with laughter. [click to continue…]

Katie Hopkins – Bum Flash


Katie Hopkins: Just when you thought Channel 5 would keep your children safe from harm here comes the stupid one from Celebrity Big Brother flashing her bare bottom on live TV.

It always starts this way. You know, after the nine o’clock watershed. I’m pretty sure that’s how World War 2 began. Somebody flashing their ass at the Germans. Nobody believes in war anymore, so Katie Hopkins can now expect a whole lot of hot gossip on social media. [click to continue…]

Kris Jenner Wears a Skinned Werewolf.

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Kris Jenner has once again caused my eyeballs to suffer that special kind of pain which only comes from looking at her.

Yes. Kris Jenner turned up to last night’s National Television Awards in London wearing something you might dispute with Paypal after eBay had delivered it to your door. [click to continue…]