It’s been one of those days. The kind of day where you just want to crawl inside a vodka bottle and watch TOWIE re-runs through the bottom of it.
Because of this I’m grateful to the Sun newspaper for the screen grab of Gemma Collins‘ face you see above. It’s given me my first proper laugh of the day!
I have no idea what Gemma’s face was saying in that picture or what it was doing but I hope Gemma won’t ever make it stop. Gemma’s face needs to adopt me so that we can eat jelly and cake together, then I’ll be able to make a face just like hers whenever I want.
But wots this? Gemma’s face won’t be appearing on television ever again? Seriously? How can that be? Gemma’s face IS the face of television. YES. IT. IS.
On a more serious note … the Sun who are reporting on this one today have quoted Gemma as saying….
“This [I’m A Celebrity] has been such a massive wake-up call. I had no idea it was going to be so hard. I’ve been on a roller-coaster ride for the last three years and it might be time to get off. The jungle was torture, but it gave me time to think. I have to completely re-evaluate my life.”
(via: The Sun)
The Sun are also quoting one of Gemma’s pals who apparently told them, “Gemma’s realised what’s important — friends and family, not the glitzy fake world of reality TV.”
Reality TV. Glitzy? Fake? Really? I don’t know what to say but that can’t be why Gemma is calling quits on her spectacular career. Surely not!
No, I think it’s those uncultured face-hating haters on social media, the one’s that can’t handle Gemma’s sans fards follies. She’s got super pissed-off with them and is simply ‘threatening’ to quit TV in order to teach their nasty asses a lesson.
Yes, Face-Haters. Unless someone had nothing better to do and made this whole mess up, it’s the only explanation.