Britney Spears: I’m often accused of being too negative. Mostly by idiots who deserve to drown under a Thames barge. I prefer to describe myself as a contradictory, adverse or nonconformist person. Like Brit Brit here.
One can’t be too excited by the fact that Britney Spears is back in shape. Ten years of conservatorship and prescription meds have done their work and here she is, stunning the World Wide Web in sexy little somethings that usually go between a ‘yes please ma-am’ and some naked fun time.
Well that’s right, conservatorships don’t provide like they used to and Dominos and Nandos won’t pay for themselves. I’m sure that this is the reason why Britney put on her sexiest lingerie and stepped in front of the cameras.
The result is amazing. The Britney Spears Spring Summer 2015 Intimate collection.
I’m not sure if we’re supposed to believe that Britney Spears actually designed this line of lingerie, or that she likes to wear things like this around the part of her home the conservatorship allows her to occupy. I’m sure she’ll say it’s both but I’m not buying either.
That said, it does makes sense for Britney to launch her latest line of thongs, garter belts, bras and other lacey things just in time for Valentines Day.
Is this me being a tad negative? Hardly, but my real point is this. Britney looks like the Britney you once dreamed of humping. Have one last go on it. Crazy doesn’t sleep forever.
Here’s a few blurry pictures from the collection.