What I say:
From time to time I make personal remarks about people that I have no personal knowledge of. Sometimes these remarks are construed as unkind. It is not my intention to be unkind to the people I write about. My remarks are for amusement value, to make people smile – just a little.
So, if you’re lucky enough to find yourself in these pages try smiling. Remember it was your fame that got you here, not your talent.
What they say:
Mike D.W somehow manages to make a living writing nonsense. He writes a unique column but can’t seem to take anything seriously, so his articles are a mixture of truths, spoofs and fantasy. And spelling mistakes. Mostly funny but occasionally dark and downright mental. – Daily Express.
Mike D.W writes a riotous blog. – Sunday Times.
Splendid cynical commentary from blogger Mike D.W – The Guardian.
This Mike D.W guy is an idiot - The Sun
Winner - Golden Twit Award - 2011
NMi is a melange of dodgy reports, general gossip, silly talk and overall nonsense. This site is purely for entertainment purpose and should not to be taken seriously. If you are offended by our material we suggest you e-mail us and then we can laugh at you.
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