Posted By Michael Wheeler on March 11, 2010

Lady GaGa arriving at LAX a black leather jacket, a black face veil, bikini bottom, fish nets and thigh length black boots. Clearly recognizable and clearly a fucking terrorist !

(I’m gonna have a little rant here if you don’t mind.)

She refused to take her facial coverings off in public when asked at security to do so. She was then escorted into a private room and subjected to the humiliation of a body search. 15 minutes later she was released and allowed to continue to her departing flight.

The purpose of which was …… no fucking idea!

These arsehole bags of human waste at international airports do this sort of thing because… they can !

Whilst they busy themselves jerking off in their bullying fetishes, the real bad boys of the air stroll through their precious airports in semtex slippers, carrying water bombs and reading fucking dynamite recipe books!

Searching and humiliating an obviously innocent travelling public serves no purpose, stops no terror attacks and no missions are achieved apart from the monkey in the bully suit gets to knuckle ride all the way home on the ego trip.

Sanctimonious f***s,  the lot of them !

Amazing how the meat-heads missed those 9 fellas  ……,  it finishes itself !

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Posted By Michael Wheeler on March 11, 2010

Don’t really mean that ’shower of shame’ thing but it does beg the question, what would Mrs Pattinson think if she could see her son now ?

Her son, hunk man, Robert Pattinson gets a grip on yet another actress and all in the name of art.

RPatz takes part in this saucy shower scene in Remember Me, his latest movie, with the very lovely and most beautiful Emilie de Ravin.

In other scenes, revealed last year, the couple get intimate on the beach together.

Pattinson recently revealed:

” The sex scenes with Uma are disturbing. Her character uses sex as a weapon and my character thinks like an animal.”

Seems like a match made in heaven.

Filming has been taking place in Erith, Kent, this week and are said to involve Pattinson going a step further and taking part in an orgy !

Excuuuuse me, but isn’t this boy getting just a little too carried away with his job?

The XXX scene is shot at the Crossness Pumping Station.

A most fitting and appropriate venue …..

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Posted By Michael Wheeler on March 11, 2010

Guess who is in the April issue of Harpers Bazaar?

She is!  Can’t seem to find a copy anywhere and small wonder. It’s still March and the fool’s day is two weeks away. Just like Harpers Bazaar Magazine.  All we can tell you about the issue is that Megan Fox is featured big big big and that somebody in the office wrote sex bomb all over her prints.

Which is understandable……

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Posted By Michael Wheeler on March 11, 2010

HEIDI Montag has fired her husband Spencer Pratt as her business manager.
Poor Spencer, he must have been the worst business manager ever ever ever because THIS IDIOT has got his job.

Heidi has hired a Malibu-based psychic named Aiden Chase to help her with her “career”.

Montag told People mag.

“After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager,”

“Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has.”

“No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career,”  I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love.

“The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi.

“I am so excited for my future and the bright successes coming my way.”

Spencer is distraught with humiliation and seething with anger.  He was last seen at the bottom of the garden shouting ‘piggy boo piggy boo, shit shit shit’ at a fake crystal skull !

Nobody knows when he’ll come in for tea!

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Posted By Michael Wheeler on March 11, 2010

A British actress, Alice Eve,  made the most of her big moment last night at the premiere of She’s Out Of My League.

In Australia critics said it was another Something About Mary. The film  gets released in the UK March 12 and reviews suggest it may be the comedy of the year.

Back to our 28-year-old actress, whose choice of a low-cut pink dress told of a the figure that has won her so many admirers.

She gave her co-star Jay Baruchel the Jessica Simpson treatment outside the Planet Hollywood hotel in Las Vegas by planting a kiss on his cheek.

Canadian mountie Jay wasn’t at all interested in a bit of Alice and Eve and spent the entire evening looking gay as a window. Perhaps it was Alice’s choice of hairspray…

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Posted By Michael Wheeler on March 11, 2010

A new Italian drama series called La Mia Casa e Piena di Specchi (My House Is Full of Mirrors), is set to star Sophia Loren. Aged 75 !

Set in Rome the mini-series ( two episodes broadcast on Sunday 14 and Monday, March 15th in prime time on Raiuno) that tells the story of a beautiful young girl from Pozzuoli, who followed her mother’s dream and became a famous actress in Hollywood, won an Oscar became a legend in Italian cinema and was renowned for her Italian feminine beauty the world over.

Yesterday  Sophia Loren,  arrived at the launch of a TV series in Rome yesterday showing off an impressive cleavage and thigh-high skirt. Pictures of the actress sitting in a chair with her stocking legs crossed demurely whilst her skirt rode up provocatively, together with her ample cleavage in full view were a little too shag-a-gran for this column, despite Sophia’s mature grace and beauty.

The series is about ALL of Sophia’s life so we’ll show you a picture from the best part !

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Posted By Michael Wheeler on March 11, 2010

Bum bag bum-bag bum bag.  DAISY LOWE flashes her peachy bottom as she models Louis Vuitton’s latest range of luggage.

The Bumbag ad is part of the spring Cosmic Blossom collection for Louis-Vuitton which is adorned with prints created by Japanese artist Takashi Murakam

The collection in stores  April 15.

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Posted By Michael Wheeler on March 11, 2010

Hills star Heidi Montag recently underwent TEN plastic surgery procedures in a single day. It made everyone laugh !

Heidi pokes fun at herself in this ad for better consumer protection as she says plastic is not so fantastic. The ad is being screened in America.

She says the plight of Americans who need to use credit cards to pay for food was “enough to make me cry without moving my new face”.

And she bemoans the fact that reality stars have to play for plastic surgery on cards because they’ve spent all their “I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here money on …… watch the video it’s very funny.

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Posted By Michael Wheeler on March 11, 2010

Hello my name is Mark and I’m an alcoholic a sexaholic and a man whore,

Other than that Mark Owen is still the clean living fella with the band  Take That.  Mark has had to admit his cheating on his wife is with at least ten different women !!

The singer blamed a long battle with alcohol for his infidelity and said he was ‘deeply sorry’ for the pain he had caused his Mrs, Emma.

Owen says his drinking put a strain on his relationship and admitted he was ‘not very nice to live with’.

One ongoing affair, with an account manager Neva Hanley, 24, started around the same time he began dating poor Emma.

His other indiscretions were alcohol-fuelled one-night stands that took place while he was on various tours with the band.

‘I don’t know how many girls there were in all. Maybe ten,’

‘I denied to her I was having an affair when things were going on. I want to do the right thing now for the kids and Emma. She is absolutely without a doubt the only person I want to be with for the rest of my life.’

‘I’m so deeply sorry for the pain my actions have caused my family and friends.

‘I’d like to ask the media to please respect the privacy of my wife and children during this difficult time.’

Privacy for your Mrs Mark, where have you been, sleeping like drunkelstiltskin?  Nobody tell you about  Mrs Tiger Wood’s  life in the media right now?

Sorry fella but she’s public domain…. Take That you horrible little man.

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Posted By Michael Wheeler on March 11, 2010

Renee Zellweger gave a paparazzi $100 yesterday after he saved her from getting a parking fine.

The actress was in the middle of ordering her drinks in Santa Monica when a photographer outside spotted her parking meter was about to expire.

The gentleman then dashed outside the store and put a few coins in the meter, saving her from being fined by a traffic warden.

The darling lady then felt obliged to thank the fellow with a $100 gift voucher from Starbucks! On the back of the voucher, she wrote a note saying:

‘Wow. Thank you so much for the kindness. Warmly, with gratitude. Renee.’

Did anyone tell her the cost of a parking fine in Santa Monica is $35 …… what a sweet lady she is !

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