That’s hot from Paris Hilton

Michael Wheeler | August 31, 2009

Reported earlier today:
A California court has given socialite PARIS HILTON the opportunity to pursue a lawsuit against greeting cards manufacturer Hallmark over allegations the company used her image without permission.
The hotel heiress is suing bosses at the firm, claiming they used her picture and her catchphrase, ‘That’s Hot!’, on a card which was [...]

Paris Hilton in Nylons

Michael Wheeler | August 31, 2009

This is Paris Hilton’s photo-shoot for for Nylon magazine. She waffles on and on about her album her….
Oh for god’s sake what else can I say?

Sandra Bullock: Stalking men is ok!

Michael Wheeler | August 31, 2009

Sandra Bullock insists it’s perfectly acceptable to stalk a man — because (she thinks) it’s the best way to get a date.
The actress believes in following potential boyfriends to find out what they’re really like.
“How else do you get dates?” she told Parade magazine. “I learned that you have to stalk and then make it [...]

Kyle Minogue IS invisible

Michael Wheeler | August 31, 2009

Kyle Minogue

Kyle Minogue has a secret dream — she wants to become invisible!
The petite hitmaker says she often wishes she wasn’t famous and could walk the streets unnoticed.
“If I had a day off, that’s the day I wish my life was a little more, I don’t want to use the word ordinary, but a little [...]

Ricky Gervais defends his drink drive joke

Michael Wheeler | August 31, 2009

Ricky Gervais has hit back at critics of a controversial joke about drink-driving in his new stage act – insisting the gag is “justified comedically”
The British funnyman launched his new stand-up show, Science, in Scotland in August (09), but the routine caused a stir when a reviewer picked up on a punchline about the consequences [...]

Kerry Katona’s problems could be over

Michael Wheeler | August 31, 2009

Kerry Katona’s  problems could be over at long last. It all depends on how she looks at things.
Lets face it Kerry’s problems are that she has a cocaine problem, a drink problem, she could be loosing her children, she’s overweight and she ain’t got any money left.
On the face of it things couldn’t be worse [...]

Geri Halliwell nips out on holiday

Michael Wheeler | August 31, 2009

Geri Halliwell on holiday in the south of France gets more than she bargained as she enters the worst celebrity bits contest held at Monaco’s beach resort.
Whilst strolling down the beach a stark naked man says, “Hello Geri, recognize me?”
Geri didn’t given her fits of laughter, but if she’d taken a closer look she’d have [...]

Lilly Allen does Dr Spock

Michael Wheeler | August 31, 2009

Lilly Allen has always looked like something of a space oddity but here she proves she really is more than just a bit strange.
This weekend the singer posted this picture on Twitter saying “Check out ma ears”.
Yep she does look like him doesn’t she.
Seems to us she’s totally fixated with her body parts. We’ve had [...]

Kate Moss and the Gypsies

Michael Wheeler | August 31, 2009

Here’s another great shoot from V Magazine. Yesterday we gave you their take on Lady GaGa by Mario Testino today we have Kate Moss  who went back to basics for her latest fashion shoot for the magazine .
The supermodel got a taste of gypsy living as she joined a group of travellers for a photo [...]

Funny Picture of the Day

Michael Wheeler | August 31, 2009

You’ve got your Blackberry’s you’ve got your iFones PDAs and iPods. Bet you ain’t got one of these though! The only problem is you can only listen in mono, unless you buy one for each foot of course. LOL