Michael Wheeler | September 28, 2009
That’s not a baby Jennifer
When it comes to men and babies, Jennifer Aniston isn’t fussy.
The actress says she’s looking for a “normal” and “funny” guy.
“Nothing other than be a gentleman,” the 40-year-old singleton said of her ideal man. “A normal, nice guy. That’s all any girl wants I think. Maybe someone who is kind and [...]
Michael Wheeler | September 28, 2009
Actor and serial shagger Jude Law is reportedly demanding another DNA test before he’s prepared to even see his new baby daughter Sophia.
Samantha Burke the model who has claimed Jude IS the father is said to be devastated by the latest twist in the parental saga.
Jude Law’s latest bundle of joy arrived last week, but [...]
Michael Wheeler | September 28, 2009
Jack Tweed’s fellow jail inmates have started encouraging him to commit suicide.
The alleged rapists’ mother Mary admitted her son wants to kill himself because he can longer cope with life at Pentonville Prison.
Following the stupid comments made by his mother Tweed is now receiving taunts from prisoners who want to push him over the [...]
Michael Wheeler | September 28, 2009
Reports are suggesting that bosses at Celebrity Big Brother are chasing Lindsay Lohan in order to sign her up for the last series of the Celebrity Big Brother reality show which starts in Jan 2010. Also rumored to be on the hit list is none other than Paul Gascoigne, but there are doubts about his [...]
Michael Wheeler | September 28, 2009
Phil Tuffnal and Katya Virshilas
I don’t get it, according to a report in a national newspaper today, viewers of the BBC’s Strictly come Dancing have complained about some of the outfits worn on the show this year.
Described as the frocks as ‘tat’ and ‘dishcloth grey’ and in some cases ‘embarrassingly revealing’ these comments are all [...]
Michael Wheeler | September 28, 2009
Madonna is preparing to marry toyboy lover Jesus Luz, according to reports.
The 51-year-old mother and singer is set to defy critics of her relationship with the Brazilian model and make him the new Mr Madonna before the end of the year.
This is according to a biographer of Madonna’s, Randy Taraborrelli, writing in Hello! magazine .
Taraborrelli [...]
Michael Wheeler | September 28, 2009
Back in 1977 film director Roman Polanski had sex with a miner in the USA. He was caught, charged and pleaded guilty in court. In 1978 and just prior to being sentenced he skipped the country and hasn’t returned since.
This weekend the sex-fiend was arrested in Switzerland on a US arrest warrant and now [...]
Michael Wheeler | September 28, 2009
In the military the guard between 12:00 and 04:00 hours is known as the ‘dog watch’ . I have never known why until I looked at this picture! Yes between those hours you can take your dog with you. ( Actually that’s last bit is rubbish ).
This picture is funny though, if the sniper doesn’t [...]
Michael Wheeler | September 28, 2009
Once again the day is brightened by a few smiles at these one liners. For those of you that have battled their way through the rush hour and are seated at the desk of doom for the next 8 hours we hope this will bring a happy smile to the day ahead! For those of [...]
Michael Wheeler | September 26, 2009
Paul Gascoigne will be dead within 18 months if he doesn’t stop drinking.
So says 20-year-old Jade Freeman who told The Sun newspaper that she watched the ex-England footballer down more than 40 cans of lager in just 13 hours!
She said he drank 6 cans of strong Stella lager in 20 minutes.
‘He drank six beers in [...]
