Michael Wheeler | November 30, 2009
We have heard much of the fortunes and loves of Katie Price. Over the last year the abject misery she has bestowed upon the public has had no bounds. When Katie entered the Jungle the opportunity to strike a blow was too much for viewers to resist. Better than a Downing Street petition calling for free [...]
Michael Wheeler | November 30, 2009
We found this on Splash News today. The story is of Tiger Woods, golfs answer to Barrack Obama, who according to reports had an affair with the woman featured in this video, the most unfortunate Rachel Uchitel.
Tiger has sort of denied the liaison. Over the weekend Mr Woods has the unfortunate distinction of becoming the [...]
Michael Wheeler | November 28, 2009
Tonight is Strictly come dancing! The night you the audience decides the fate of young people wishing to dance like a star.
However, there is just a tiny weeny bit more to dancing like a star , if one is going to last into the annuls of artistic history. Ballet originated in France in the 16th [...]
Michael Wheeler | November 27, 2009
Strictly come Dancing contestant Ricky Whittle has been arrested in Liverpool on suspicion of assault.
What appears to have happened is Ricky was in a club called Parr Street Studios partying with his mates from Hollyoaks when he got pissed off with photographers pushing cameras in his face. Ricky got in his car and drove it [...]
Michael Wheeler | November 27, 2009
Recently I went to the dentist . I had horrible toothache and as usual I had believed that it would self heal and then just go away. Night after sleepless night I convinced myself this was the case, it was just a question of being patient and letting nature take it’s course!
After a week or [...]
Michael Wheeler | November 27, 2009
Picture the scene. I’m in my local Sainsburys supermarket, the weekly shop and I pass the shelves with the nuts and raisins. Christmas coming up, a bit of a must have, so I buy some Sainsburys Taste the Difference walnuts. I know I’ve paid a bit extra because they are the best ones. They’re the [...]
Michael Wheeler | November 27, 2009
Here’s a bit of humor in a supermarket near you. Wandering the aisles oblivious of all around her, scaring your children and leaving you headed for the exit afraid her hairstyle is contagious.
No matter what this woman would like us to believe , this woman looks like a beaver. No doubt about it, you madam, [...]
Michael Wheeler | November 26, 2009
Youse know me, still the same old,
Yeah I bin low key,
Hated on by most all a youse,
But me still here baby,
ahead a all a youse.
Youse all mad at me cause,
I finally got to tell yah,
Hangin in your offices with sleeze,
White powder and booze,
Ain’t ma house no more, it’s no to youse.
Ya think I let ma dosh [...]
Michael Wheeler | November 26, 2009
It takes all sorts doesn’t it. This is worth a watch, there are 4 idiots featured, each more stupid than the last. The best is the last one!
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Michael Wheeler | November 24, 2009
Paris Hilton has a new best friend. His name is Hank. He is a parrot. Hopefully Hank will settle into his new role and do the job for which he was employed.
When boyfriend Doug Reinhardt first met Hank things didn’t go at all well.
This is what happened.
Doug is introduced to Hank by Paris, just as [...]
