Hillary Clinton and Nicolas Sarkozy Star in Cinderella

Michael Wheeler | January 29, 2010

As Cinderella played by Hillary Clinton looses her slipper at the Elysee Palace ball sadly there was to be no fairy tale ending in this French farce.
Prince Charming, played by Nicolas Sarkozy plays the role of gentleman and lends an American in Paris a hand in support but that’s where the tale ends.
Sorry children [...]

John Mayer: Marriage vow. “I wanna wear your ass like a hat!”

Michael Wheeler | January 29, 2010

John Mayer has revealed that he regularly sends explicit text messages to girls.
The Battle Studies singer, whose past girlfriends Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson, said  he is not shy about being lewd and crude with women.
Mayer told The Independent Newspaper.
“I can text whatever I want to anybody in the world, I’m not [...]

Jennifer Aniston signs up for speed dating?

Michael Wheeler | January 29, 2010

What is wrong with Jennifer Aniston for crissakes? If rumours are true, Jennifer Aniston has signed up to a dating agency to find her Mr. Right.
According to reports, she has paid a six zeros plus a bit to matchmaking agency Kelleher International.
News.com.au quoted an insider as saying.
“Jen is desperate to finally hook up with a [...]

Lindsay Lohan’s Dad in jail… again!

Michael Wheeler | January 29, 2010

Tonight Lindsay Lohan will be banging back tequila slammers with rusty nails in an orgasmic bliss fest not bettered  since Sam Ronson had her tongue pierced.
LiLo’s delight follows the news that her estranged deranged Poppa is looking at the wrong side  of jail bars…. again!
Michael Lohan has been busted yet again for exactly the same [...]

Kourtney Kardashian: ‘ I was ’shop lifted’

Michael Wheeler | January 29, 2010

The Foto Follies are at it again. This time Kourtney Kardashian has complained that her post-baby body picture in OK Magazine’s latest issue has been ‘photoshopped’.
Kourtney, 30, recently tweeted,
“They doctored and Photoshopped my body to make it look like I have already lost all the weight, which I have not.”
“One of those weeklies got [...]

Happy slapped Cat

Michael Wheeler | January 29, 2010

” Told you I didn’t like Kit-e-Kat, oops was that me ?

Susan Boyle is about to be murdered (brother says)

Michael Wheeler | January 29, 2010

Following an intruder scare at the Scotish home of singer Susan Boyle her  brother John Boyle claims he fears she will be assassinated just like John Lennon.
John told British newspaper The Sun. ( do we mean since he sold ‘his story’ to the Sun? )
“I am very upset about the lack of security,”
“The family have [...]

Mel Gibson says: “I can still have it” !

Michael Wheeler | January 29, 2010

Mel Gibson says he can still “kick ass”,  as long as he has his chiropractor on standby!
The Braveheart star is adamant he can still take on his younger counterparts — he just needs a little extra help.
“I can still kick ass, you can still do the rough house. You just have to book up [...]

Victoria Beckham says she’s got a big arse

Michael Wheeler | January 29, 2010

JENNIFER Lopez wears the same dress size as Victoria Beckham — the former Spice Girl has revealed.
Beckham — who’s famous for her rail-thin frame — says she and Lopez can fit into each other’s clothes.
“My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes. Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one [...]

If Apple did Airlines

Michael Wheeler | January 28, 2010

Latest rumors suggest are that Apple are to start their very own airline. It follows the launch of ipad which insiders say is the fore-runner to the company opening an airline bearing the Apple logo.
MAC Airlines – All the stewards, stewardesses, captains, baggage handlers and ticket agents look the same, act the same and talk [...]