Britney Spears devastated as Australians go walkabout from her concert
Posted By Michael Wheeler on November 9, 2009
Following her concert in The Burswood Dome in Perth Australia Britney Spears was devastated when she read the morning reviews in the Perth dailies! Her fans had walked out on her ! She was being vilified, slated and insulted !
Britney sat on the bed in her plush hotel suite and cried. When she had finished the girlie release of her emotions she began to think. I’m not taking this for the whole tour she thought. No way! Something has to be done ! What was she doing wrong?
She decided to phone her manager Adam Leber, surely he’d be able to tweek things, to make this go away. She needed to be loved after all.
This is what happened next!
Transcript of telephone call to Adam Leber
Adam : ” G’day Britney or should I say Sheila ( chortle chortle ). “
Britney: ” Adam please don’t try and be funny, it’s not a ‘G’day” as you put it, quite the opposite, if you’ve bothered to read the papers this morning! And don’t call me Sheila ! “
Adam : ” Oops, sorry Brits, what’s up with you today ? “
Britney : “ If you don’t know, read the papers ! They’ve crucified me! They are saying my fans walked out on me last night! Adam, this is not good! “
Adam: ” Whoa, slow done a bit honey a few left early I know but not everyone there were a few left at the end . “
Britney: ” Really , and did you get yourself deafened with shouts for encore? I sure as hell didn’t ! “
Adam : ” Yeah I know, but it’s not the end of the world , I know exactly what to do about this , in good time for your next concert, we’ve gotta change the routine, just a little bit honey, not a lot. You’ll love what we come up with I promise baby I promise! “
Britney: ” You will? You think it’ll work, what is it, do I need to relearn my mimes… er lines sorry ? “
Adam : ” Leave it to me I’ll be back to you in ten minutes, there’s a guy I know here, he’s huge and he knows the Australian audience, I just wanna bounce it off him first . “
The phone goes dead. Adam Leber makes a call to Rolf Harris and explains to Rolf what has happened to his client and asks for some advise. Rolf being the good bonzer geezer that he is was only too pleased to help.
As soon as they were finished Adam phones Britney.
Adam : ” Hey, I got this sorted, he’s a really helpful fella the guy I spoke to, if we follow his advise you’ll be fine Britney just fine darling . “
Britney: ” Ok , what do I have to do ? “
Adam : ” Well honey , you gotta appeal a bit more to the Australian mentality, in other words we gotta do something they’ll appreciate. “
Britney : ” We gotta change the act then. “
Adam : ” A bit yes, but it’s easy real easy . “
Britney : ” What? What is it I gotta do Adam ? “
Adam : ” Learn the mime to a couple of new tunes, that’s all honey that’s all honest! I’ll e mail one to yah . “
Britney :” OK , Adam I’ll do it whatever you say, send it over now. “
Britney fires up her lap top and waits a moment before an e mail arrives from Adam , together with an attachment . She downloads it, clicks play and this is what she heard .
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