Michael Wheeler | March 1, 2010
Lindsay Lohan has been ‘ tea leafin’ again. This time she is being accused of stealing a young couple’s dress designs.
Young fashion designers Tomasina and Jerry Cartwire yelped in horror as they saw their precious and unreleased designs being worn by Lindsay at the opening of Milan Fashion week.
All the designs from this unknown [...]
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Michael Wheeler | February 25, 2010
Tracy Emin won the bet when she managed to get Kate Moss, who is very pretty, to snuggle up to her very ugly ‘suckle-sacks’ . And there’s more ….
At the Love ball yesterday evening naughty little girls came to meet ‘the bad melons’ when Tracy announced a ‘hits for tits‘ session was in play by pouring [...]
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Michael Wheeler | February 25, 2010
The mystery of stolen Lady GaGa’s dress has at last been solved.
The stolen dress that GaGa wore to the BAFTA AWARDS went missing immediately after the show. It has now been found in a field near the Cole Mansion in Surrey!
Nigel Britten, assistant manager at Whelan Farm, near Warlingham, Surrey, found the dress in a field [...]
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Michael Wheeler | February 24, 2010
Cheryl Cole is selling her Mrs Cole tattoo ! A rush soon became a crush as interested parties jossled to place their bids in the great tats sell off.
Cheryl decided to sell the tattoo as she wants it to go to a good home, be cared for , fed and watered in the same way [...]
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Michael Wheeler | February 19, 2010
Kate Moss stormed down the catwalk in a dress from the late Alexander McQueen’s last collection at the Fashion For Relief Haiti charity show at London’s Somerset House yesterday.
She then got a touch of hissy pissies as she watched her dress go under the hammer to raise money for disaster-struck Haiti and Topshop boss Sir [...]
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Michael Wheeler | February 17, 2010
Tonight, as Lady GaGa stunned the waiting crowds at the Brit awards in London, spare a thought for poor Emma Chawner, the X factor hopeful.
” It was my dress, I recognized it immediately, I told my Mum straight away ! “
Lady GaGa was unavailable for comment last night but when we spoke to her (slightly [...]
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Michael Wheeler | February 11, 2010
Following John Mayer’s controversial interview with Playboy in which he described sex with Jessica Simpson as ‘like having crack cocaine’, Jessica decided to call him and give him a piece of her mind.
Transcript of telephone conversation;
Jessica: “ That you John ? “
John : ” Nope, it’s not, you got the wrong number…”
Jessica: ” It [...]
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Michael Wheeler | February 11, 2010
On clocking on this morning, I noticed in my in box an E mail from a Miss Lady GaGa that said ’GAGA GETS A PEARL NECKLACE ALL OVER HER FACE ‘
What was I supposed to think? Put it this way I didn’t think, ‘GaGa has got a pearl necklace over her face‘ , in the [...]
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Michael Wheeler | February 11, 2010
Khloé Kardashian has claimed that she has a crush on Barack Obama after meeting him in late January.
Khloé escorted her husband Lamar Odom to the White House after the 2009 NBA Championships. Kardashian then posted her thoughts on her blog.
“I was lucky enough to tag along LOL,”
“Never did I EVER think I would be in [...]
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Michael Wheeler | February 11, 2010
Lindsay Lohan says her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson never hit her following rumours that the two recently engaged in a physical brawl.
The actress defended her former lover using Twitter following claims that the DJ was violent towards her at a club in Los Angeles.
“This is become a bit much. Samantha R never raised a hand [...]
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