Michael Wheeler | February 16, 2010
Lindsay Lohan has been to another botox party !
This time instead of sitting still and waiting until it dried (like she was told), our ’demented is a go’ Li-Lo started blowing kisses at the nurses underwear from all of 3 centimeters away !
The result is Lindsay now looks like a vadge badger on heat [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 10, 2010
He’s never been short of female fans, but Ewan McGregor seems to have found a ‘close friend’ in his latest co-star, French actress Mélanie Laurent.
McGregor has been married to production designer Eve Mavrakis, who is also French for 15 years. This picture, which turned a few heads last night as McGregor and Melanie strolled [...]
Michael Wheeler | January 28, 2010
I just don’t believe this. Jessica Simpson has reportedly farted loudly during an important business meeting.
The star apparently embarrassed her own mother Tina by letting rip in front of senior executives working on her new clothing line.
“While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a [...]
Michael Wheeler | January 20, 2010
When Lindsay Lohan first split with girlfriend Sam Ronson it was only a matter of time before the Lindsay Lohan crotch was caught misbehaving.
Sitting on Aurelien Wilks’ face in Church Boutique on Santa Monica Blvd was just that, Lindsay Lohan’s way of showing Sam Ronson that little Miss “Lindsay Lohan no panties” was back with [...]
Michael Wheeler | January 9, 2010
Whoever did this to their home must have been on the Burberry payroll. I can only think of one person stupid or desperate enough to have done it. Eastenders actress Daniella Westbrook. Why her you ask, well look at this picture what do you think ?
The enders actress was photographed some time ago by [...]
Michael Wheeler | November 2, 2009
Mazagan Beach Resort Morroco
Gerard Butler woke up! For gods sake his mouth felt like the inside of one of Jennifer’s hand-bags!
As he raised his head from the pillow he thought, Fuck me sideways, what the fuck happened last night ?
Then it all came flooding back. OMFG ! Shit Shit Shit !
He’d been at a party. [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 19, 2009
The Hills actress Stephanie Pratt sits in gaol with a hang over. She has been arrested. It was a different story from just a few hours ago, she was so happy, dancing laughing smooching her little rich butt all over the floor! Everyone loved her tonight. She gulped another and another and another, til there [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 10, 2009
My name is Rex and I am 3 months old. I am a new puppy. I am still a cute ever so ever so cute little puppy. And I am so small I fit into my mistresses hand-bag. Hows that for cute? Everywhere we go I go too, in the handbag or purse as they [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 9, 2009
Patients Log: 10/09/09
A young girl came to my surgery today. She is 23 years old, a grown up child really. I knew her. From her photographs, from her media exposure. She was crying a lot, she was mixed up. She had problems. She was in a great deal of pain. She sobbed and sobbed her [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 8, 2009
As she looks around her plush surroundings the night ahead lingers long for Jennifer Aniston. No amount of fawning and adoration from her assistant nor the money her success has brought her can fill the vacant space deep within her, the space only he could occupy. She’ll never sleep like this and turns to ‘Jennies [...]
