Blake to Amy ‘ You must remember this a kiss is …..’

Michael Wheeler | March 2, 2010

Amy Winehouse and rude boy Blake-Fielder-Civil swop tongues in an embrace that will have cab Dad Mitch ranting to his fares all around London Town .
The grubby couple, who are about to remarry, had a ‘you must remember this’ outside a bar in Camden.
They spent an hour or so together before Blake had to rush [...]

Amy Winehouse: Back to Blake !

Michael Wheeler | February 16, 2010

Amy Winehouse is back with ex husband Blake Fielder-Civil. This picture, featured on the front of this weeks issue of Heat Magazine proves what we all suspected, that junkie Blake has rejoined the Winehouse gravey train. Her parents are not going to best pleased at the news and are probably hitting the roof right [...]

Amy Winehouse gives her pussies away !

Michael Wheeler | February 12, 2010

Amy Winehouse has given away her ‘pussies’ after struggling to take care of them, according to a report.
Amy is thought to have asked Susan Boyle if she’d like some of her pussies, but she was turned down flat !
The singer then asked someone to collect her fluffy friends before she jetted off to [...]

Amy Winehouse: Turns an ugly duckling into a beautiful swan

Michael Wheeler | October 29, 2009

Picture: Gotcha/Splash
Amy Winehouse bought some new tits and was determined to show everyone that the new additions to the Winehouse armory were not bought in vain. No opportunity would be missed to show off the enhanced pair, even if it meant an occasional fashion faux par in order to get the uncovered, covered!
In Amy’s mind [...]

Amy Winehouse Forced to leave North London Home

Michael Wheeler | October 8, 2009

As the smoke clears in front of her, she opens her eyes and squints into the fading sunset throwing the last rays of an autumn afternoon into her kitchen window.
She surveys the empty bottles and over-flowing ashtrays strewn as far as her watering eyes can see. Memories, seeping back into her drug fuddled mind,  another party, another night [...]

Amy Winehouse declares love for Blake Fielder Civil

Michael Wheeler | October 1, 2009

The on off romance between Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil seems to be in the news again today. They are in love again!
The couple, were divorced in August 09, have declared their love for each other over Facebook only yesterday.
Amy sent a message to Blake.
She wrote:

“I found a picture of you three boys [...]

Amy Winehouse: Punishes god daughter’s school bully

Michael Wheeler | September 22, 2009

If you pick on Amy Wino’s goddaughter Dionne, this is what happens. Amy Le Crack whore turns up to beat  shit out of you!
According to the reports, the  Crackhead of Camden stormed into a Southgate school in North London yesterday and got in the face of a girl who was accused of bullying her goddaughter. [...]

Amy Winehouse: Back in the Wine House

Michael Wheeler | September 18, 2009

Amy Winehouse lives up to her name yet again with an impromptu sing along at the Soho Jazz club…. between huge gulps of her namesake of course. She wandered around the tables generally annoying other guests apparantly in the belief that being Amy means you can do whatever you like and the world will be [...]

The Amy and Lindsay scank show

Michael Wheeler | August 20, 2009

It really is a close run thing isn’t  it. The Brits and the Yanks are  neck and neck in the cross  Atlantic scank show!
In this picture above, as Lindsay wanders around the New York  shop lifting she shows us all what we’re fortunate enough to miss. Not so the long suffering Sam R poor love.
Then [...]

Amy Winehouse sucks!

Michael Wheeler | August 10, 2009

Beerhouse Winehouse went out for a drink or three in Camden town this weekend. She went to the Good Mixer pub with her mates. Reports suggest she had been drinking all day , don’t know how they know that, Amy is supposed to be off the booze. Fair enough guess though !
So now look at [...]