Michael Wheeler | March 4, 2010
If Mommy and Poppy are rich, famous and live in big fat luxury houses there’s a pretty good chance YOU are gonna get as much ice cream as you can stuff into your podgy little face !
Three-year-old Shiloh and 18-month-old twins Vivienne and Knox are in exactly that place as they enjoy ‘ice-cweemies’ as Brad [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 26, 2010
Brad Pitt has spent $10,000 on clothes for his daughter.
Brad Pitt took his eldest girls, Zahara, five, and Shiloh, three, to the Bonpoint collection of children’s boutiques in Paris for a shopping trip.
The children were allowed to pick their own items, and Shiloh opted for boys’ outfits rather than girlie clothes.
An onlooker said ( [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 24, 2010
Mrs Angelina Jolie married a ‘scruffilfugas’ when she said I do to Brad ‘ dirty bernardo’ Pitt. Pictured here on the set of tourist Angelina looks the epitome of grace and beauty !
On the other hand hubby Brad, looks like the ‘ hobo ham beast’ taking his ‘hobbetes’ to a ‘hobo death arena !
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Michael Wheeler | February 23, 2010
They’ve only been in Venice a week, but it appears the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie ‘ picture festival’ is to roll on to Paris.
The couple and their six children were spotted heading off to Paris yesterday.
Pitt and Jolie each got to hold a twin, neither knew which one, as they boarded a water taxi [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 19, 2010
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are playing families so much now that Brangelina is risking a severe bout of ‘happy fat’ !
The daily picture fest is being staged with the precision of a Taliban onslaught , so keen are Hollywoods hottest to show they are not living in a split level bungalow !
New York Post [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 17, 2010
ANGELINA Jolie is no fan of Brad Pitt’s bum chum drinking buddy, George Clooney!
The star apparently thinks Clooney is a bad influence on Pitt. Clooney’s women slaying and alcohol-sponge style is the reason Angelina is feeling the forty fizzles for George.
A source told the National Enquirer.
“Angelina has always considered George to be a hard-drinking, [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 16, 2010
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are still together as millions of punters place bets on when they’ll split.
Here they are out and about in Venice Italy.
Shiloh Pitt is growing into a right little monkey !
Brad on the other hand looks more a dirty monkey sperm nut surprise !
Angie thinks so too as she laughs her [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 11, 2010
I phoned my contact at the NOTW ( That’s News of the World ), the newspaper being sued by Brangelina for publishing an unfounded split story all over their front page two weeks ago. I asked what they thought of this story about olive branches.
Forget olive branches – Angelina Jolie has bought Brad Pitt an [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 10, 2010
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are considering the possibility of adopting an orphan from Haiti.
The actress flew to the neighbouring country of Dominican Republic, where the sick and injured are being cared for, where she met with the country’s president Leonel Fernandez to discuss how the relief effort is working.
A sources claims Angelina asked about [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 9, 2010
British newspaper, The News of the World are about to have their nuts felt by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
Brangelina are taking to the courts and suing the nasty men at NOTW for publishing a story that claimed the couple were on the brink of a split.
Judging by the above picture, taken at Sunday’s superbowl, [...]
