Race car Scraeps

Michael Wheeler | March 10, 2010

There’s bling and then there’s gnilb !  Britney Spears convinced her ‘people’ she deserved a little reward after making progress going forwards in life  and by NOT going backwards.
She chose a racie new car as her reward but Daddy never noticed that Race Car spelt backwards is Race Car.
Clever old Scraeps !!!
She picked [...]

Britney Spears: No to LiLo

Michael Wheeler | March 8, 2010

She is 28 years old. She has a hugely successful career. She is a mother to two children. Yet Britney Spears is NOT allowed out to play with Lindsay Lohan, one of her best friends, because Daddy said so !
In fact Mr Spears snr has banned his daughter from even talking to LiLo.
Jamie Spears — [...]

Britney Spears: Happy days are here again

Michael Wheeler | March 1, 2010

No ‘dunkadelic zoom ‘ shots today,  as Britney Spears escapes the ‘ juckti ‘ returning from ‘ Pick n Mix ‘ as the  Candie girl we know and love.
Readers will remember the picture shocker  last week when Britney was allowed off the farm looking like this …..

All’s well today as the ‘pick n mix bowl‘  was [...]

Britney Spears: Candy or Porky in latest picture shocker !

Michael Wheeler | February 24, 2010

After a good spit and polish Britney Spears usually brushes up well enough to be allowed out.  Unfortunately,  yesterday the ‘juckti’ escaped and this is what happened  when one surprised snapper speared Britney in a ‘dunkadelic Zoom shot ‘ !
Looking fat, pale, spotty and bloated Britney looked a billion pixels away from the pristine [...]

Britney Spears: Covers bitchin’ camero on route 66

Michael Wheeler | February 23, 2010

There’s driven and then there’s driven.
Here is Britney Spears about to be driven in a brand new Maserati on a test drive.
Here is Brian Spears on the other end of the red cell being driven mad ape den as Britney pleads ‘gimme more gimme more‘  in a begging fest to persuade him to release funds [...]

Britney Spears: Eye Candie

Michael Wheeler | February 18, 2010

Britney Spears IS eye Candie !  The last time we saw Britney Spears after a shoot for American clothing firm Candie’s, a storm of protest erupted as the air brush pixies had over-done their work with something of a heavy hand.
At the time Britney was a fat little piggie and she got what she [...]

Celebrity New Year resolutions

Michael Wheeler | January 5, 2010

Everyone has to make a new years resolution. Mandatory for all those who are honest with themselves and want to improve the way they live their lives. Isn’t that contrite !  Mine this year is a little boring,  and it is to give up smoking ! No easy feat I can assure you. The rest [...]

Britney Spears devastated as Australians go walkabout from her concert

Michael Wheeler | November 9, 2009

Following her concert in The Burswood Dome in Perth Australia Britney Spears was devastated when she read the morning reviews in the Perth dailies! Her fans had walked out on her ! She was being vilified, slated and insulted !
Britney sat on the bed in her plush hotel suite and cried. When she had finished [...]

Britney Splits from Jason Trawick

Michael Wheeler | September 11, 2009

You’ve got  to feel just a little sorry for Britney Spears. She was very much in love with Jason Trawick and rightly or wrongly wanted to move in with him after just a few months. A little too romantic Rosie for me but then she is just a little girl who doesn’t know the meaning [...]

Britney Spears Live: This is what she really sounds like

Michael Wheeler | September 1, 2009

We love Britney Spears here at Newsmediaimages.com!
Having said that, take a listen to this vocal track, isolated from a board-feed when she performed for HBO in Las Vegas.
Maybe the sound man got fired or something and this is his way of getting his own back who knows.
The fact is that Britney , like so many [...]