Michael Wheeler | October 23, 2009
We hear that comedian Jack Dee is to be awarded for his contribution to comedy. Quiet right too. If you ever see him live he does this text message routine where members of the audience send text messages prior to the show and Jack reads them out and makes off the cuff comments, it’s so [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 17, 2009
Today we just picked some random jokes for you. There is no theme exactly other than perhaps laughter. So all of you Saturday hang overs, hopefully this will brighten things up a bit this morning.
1). What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud!
2). A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 14, 2009
The blonde jokes didn’t really do it over there in US of A, and here in Blighty you girls weren’t that amused either. The art of comedy is to know how to gauge your audience. On stage it’s a matter of life and death, on a blog, you just look at the stats.
So today we’ve [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 9, 2009
Humor delivered either as a statement or question is equally funny to me. It shows someone was thinking about it. Whilst they are funny they do make you go hmmm. Here’s a few for you to contemplate today.
3 nails + 1 cross = 4 given.
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
What happens if you [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 7, 2009
It is party conference time here in the UK and all of the big political parties tell us how they will solve all our problems at a stroke. Actually it’s a formal list of promises they’ll break if they win the next election, but that be it as it may, I thought I’d run [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 6, 2009
Before we go any further I need to say I love my other half with all my heart and that the aforegoing in no way reflects the opinion or views of the writer. ( Better safe than sorry eh? )
That having been said I love Mother-in- law and marriage jokes. They just appeal don’t [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 2, 2009
The film is set in a world where the concept of lying has not been thought of, and everyone must be truthful, no matter how blunt or painful.
This makes life hard for Mark (Gervais), one of life’s losers who fails time and again to woo the attractive but unattainable Anna (Jennifer Garner). Then, a bolt [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 1, 2009
We’ve got more hits from featuring Jimmy Carr than any other comedian, so here are a few more we’ve trawled the net to bring you. The great man is on tour at the moment giving hundreds of people belly aches everywhere he goes. Nice !
When people say they hear voices in their heads, as opposed [...]
Michael Wheeler | September 28, 2009
Once again the day is brightened by a few smiles at these one liners. For those of you that have battled their way through the rush hour and are seated at the desk of doom for the next 8 hours we hope this will bring a happy smile to the day ahead! For those of [...]
Michael Wheeler | September 26, 2009
This morning I went to the chiropractor! It hurt. But after several cracks creaks and groans the back now resembles something akin to spaghetti ! Fortunately my mind is equally warped and there is no help for that!
Here’s the latest one liners from the bolognese mud bath that is my mind !
I once heard two ladies [...]
