John Terry shares a little text humour with his wife

Michael Wheeler | February 15, 2010

A little humour for yah !
John: “Look what Ashley’s been sending to some tart”
Toni ” OMG he’s tiny “
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Why I fired my secretary

Michael Wheeler | February 10, 2010

I have a dear friend and this is his story. This is how he relayed the story of why he fired his secretary. It is a true story. It is his story. It has nothing to do with me.
It was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed [...]

Noel Gallagher to read victims statement in court

Michael Wheeler | February 9, 2010

Noel Gallagher has been given permission speak in court before the sentencing of the man who assaulted him during a concert in 2008.
A Toronto judge has approved a request from the former Oasis guitarist to read a victim impact statement before 48-year-old Pickering building contractor Daniel Sullivan is sentenced.
The court adjourned to pick a date when [...]

Krazy glue revenge gang sentenced for gluing mans privates!

Michael Wheeler | February 8, 2010

Terese Ziemann, Michelle Belliveau, Wendy Sewell, and Tracy-Hood Davis all faced judgment for their roles in what’s being called the “Krazy Glue Revenge” case.
All four were sentenced today in Calumet County, Wisconsin court.
It comes after they glued a cheating lover’s private parts to his stomach back in July.
The women were all sentenced to one year [...]

Situation vacant: Best job in the world

Michael Wheeler | February 8, 2010

Given my penchant for siestas in the middle of the afternoon, drinking wine whilst working and staring out of the window whilst eating spoonfuls of Nutella, the thought struck me that perhaps I have the best job in the world.
Before I called  Ocado to order more Nutella and Rose I decided to conduct a [...]

Darren Day applies for audition in I’m a rat get me out of here!

Michael Wheeler | February 8, 2010

Former I’m a celebrity star, drunk, womanizer and bankrupt, Darren Day was left embarrassed when he applied to ITV to enter what HE thought was a new reality show.
Darren was left red faced after a joker at ITV sent him an invitation to attend an audition titled “I’m a rat get me out [...]

Some funny pictures

Michael Wheeler | February 6, 2010

Here is a collection of funny pictures. All were taken by amateurs who just happened to get their timing and camera angles absolutely right. The results make for prize winning photographs that are funny and sure appeal to my sense of humor.

Old man joke

Michael Wheeler | February 4, 2010

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up…
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, “Things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child! So what do you think about that Doc?”
The doctor considered his [...]

That’s it you’re off son!

Michael Wheeler | February 4, 2010

Whatever rocks your boat I guess. Some people just can’t seem to distinguish between a good idea when they’re pissed in the pub and actually carrying it out when they’ve sobered up.
When I get ideas for posts with the help of a  glass of red (or two) they rarely never make it to to published… [...]

Mariah Carey: “My Glitter performance was sabotaged by an insider!”

Michael Wheeler | February 3, 2010

Mariah Carey has finally found out why her sound track for the film Glitter has been nominated as the worst soundtrack ever. Mariah has discovered that somebody with a wickedly funny sense of humor within her camp is the reason.
Yes indeed indeed, the Jessica Simpson trend of blowing off in public appears to have spread [...]