Michael Wheeler | January 11, 2010
I went to the doctors today. It was only to get a repeat prescription for those little pills I love so much. As usual there was a wait. It really gets me, one has an appointment at an appointed time and do you ever get seen at that time? No, not ever.
If I have an [...]
Michael Wheeler | January 11, 2010
- Shaggy – It Wasnt Me.-
by cilvana1981
Cheryl Cole has admitted to having sexual intercourse at the tender age of 15. This is an admission of breaking the long established laws of our country governing underage sex.
But who was her co-conspirator you may well ask. Have the police launched an investigation into this heinous crime? Possibly [...]
Michael Wheeler | January 10, 2010
My brother sent me this today. Thought it was very very funny. He has a warped sense of humor.
Never
Never
Never
Never
Ever…
fart in a wet suit
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Michael Wheeler | January 10, 2010
Forget suicide bombers being the greatest danger to your in flight happiness and security, everyone knows to spot a chap anxious to meet 1000 vestal virgins before his time even if the occasional lapse of security means the flying public have to resort to kicking the occasional extremists arse in order to maintain the tradition [...]
Michael Wheeler | January 10, 2010
Each day I try to bring you funny and amusing ramblings from days gone by. After all humor and fun in life is what it’s all about and I have had my fair share.
Today I am reminded of the times I spent many a Friday night in the Clermont casino in London’s Berkeley Square.
I am [...]
Michael Wheeler | January 10, 2010
Not everyone has been to court. Not everyone has had to take the stand and prepare for examination by a lawyer.
Everyone has surely seen movies that depict the harsh trial lawyer skillfully manipulating the jury with trick questions all designed to prove the poor chap on the stand is either a liar, an idiot or [...]
Michael Wheeler | January 9, 2010
I so want one and want one right now, I want one of these!
The planet can warm up by 10 degrees as long as I have one of these.
I will sell trade or swap all things I hold dear, if get one of these.
I will lie cheat and commit crime, ‘cos I need [...]
Michael Wheeler | January 9, 2010
Recently I lost a bet and had to run around in my garden as the snow fell. Naked!
It caused something of a stir when my fate was tweeted to all and sundry on Twitter. Much to my dismay doubters and pervie types demanded photographic proof of my willy shrinking exploits.
My genuine attempts to satisfy the [...]
Michael Wheeler | January 9, 2010
There’s been so much said about the shape of modern fashion today. We have featured several articles on the subject here.
Glamour, and German magazine Brigitte, have vowed to place more “womanly” models in their pages, in search of ways to connect with their readers, whose average dress size is a 14.
Karl Lagerfeld, Designer of mega-label [...]
Michael Wheeler | January 9, 2010
Whoever did this to their home must have been on the Burberry payroll. I can only think of one person stupid or desperate enough to have done it. Eastenders actress Daniella Westbrook. Why her you ask, well look at this picture what do you think ?
The enders actress was photographed some time ago by [...]
