Michael Wheeler | February 10, 2010
I have a dear friend and this is his story. This is how he relayed the story of why he fired his secretary. It is a true story. It is his story. It has nothing to do with me.
It was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 4, 2010
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up…
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, “Things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child! So what do you think about that Doc?”
The doctor considered his [...]
Michael Wheeler | January 22, 2010
George Bush and Bill Clinton sit quietly together having already rehearsed their lines for an Haiti appeal speech to the American people. Or so everyone thought. Watch this.
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Michael Wheeler | December 10, 2009
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No, ma’am, they are dead.”
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Michael Wheeler | December 9, 2009
I was out on Sunday at a Jazz bar in North london and my dear friend John Garfield singer crooner and former gangsta, who is 80 years old told me this joke.
A man goes to the doctors and says,
Patient: “Dddddder deroctor, Irrrrrreeeev’e got theeeeeeis ssssssstutter !”
Doc: ” Go behide the curtains and undress”
Patient: “ yyyyyyes [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 30, 2009
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 27, 2009
Having spent the entire day, sorting out admin, it was with some relief when I finally opened the e-mails to find some crack-head had sent us this picture. After the day I’ve had sorting through admin for what seems like for-ever, this was a most welcome relief. It made me laugh which believe me folks [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 26, 2009
I don’t know about you but the endless stream of environmentally friendly dictates and messages from government and local councils telling me that by simply living I am in some way destroying our children’s future is beyond what I can accept as reasonable. I have no dispute with the global warming thing but please stop [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 23, 2009
We hear that comedian Jack Dee is to be awarded for his contribution to comedy. Quiet right too. If you ever see him live he does this text message routine where members of the audience send text messages prior to the show and Jack reads them out and makes off the cuff comments, it’s so [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 20, 2009
Todays funny one liners all come from the military. The humor is all based on warning signs that are really unnecessary, or so one would assume. Perhaps not. Maybe the military feel the need to make a joke out of everything they do in order to bring some humor to the dark side of the [...]
