Alex Reid forced into sex shop

Michael Wheeler | March 10, 2010

Should one feel sorry for Alex Reid?  After all he was very very quick to jump into Petee space and it could be levied he deserves all he’s about to get.
Pete of course could advise him he’s about to be used as a prop at each and every ‘ photo-opportunity ‘ the mad woman Katie Price, [...]

Katie Price: The word is …..

Michael Wheeler | March 5, 2010

As most words to describe this picture of Katie Price in the pamper parlour evade a mind so full of twisted and over 18 material, there is a word at the forefront of said mind.
Like the song from the 80’s that you wake up with and have to endure, humming away in the background  for [...]

What Katie did next !

Michael Wheeler | March 4, 2010

Ever wondered how it’s done ?
This photograph is called a media shot. It is also called a bun fight. Unless you’ve been in one you’ll never understand what it feels like.
I speak to you as a former paparazzi photographer not as the person being photographed. I don’t know what that feels like.
Being part of a [...]

Alex Reid: Nearly naked in Attitude magazine

Michael Wheeler | March 2, 2010

Katie Price has banned husband Alex Reid from ‘ wangdangling ‘ in  Attitude magazine !
Apparently, Alex had agreed to a nude photoshoot and interview with the fang-it wang-it magazine but wifee pricee nearly had a ‘gay male period’ when she heard how easily Alex pants were taken down over the fee !
Despite Reid’s protests that he [...]

Katie Price: Pete’s a liar

Michael Wheeler | March 1, 2010

The ex Mrs Andre, Katie Price is finally vindicated with the news that her ex Peter the celeubatuer  Andre has been ‘a jumping and a humping’ whilst ‘ claiming he’s abstainin’ !
She says,
” Finally this news will show a side to Peter that has never come out before – no more Mr Nice [...]

Peter Andre: Kate’s a Dominitrix !

Michael Wheeler | February 18, 2010

Peter Andre has described ex wife Katie Price as a dominitrix.  In a new series of Chris Moyles game show, Quiz night Peter plays ‘guess the celeb’.  A description is put to him by Ozzy Osbourne.
Ozzy:  ” This person is a dominitrix ! “
Moyles: “ Imagine living with someone that bossy “
Pete:  ” I don’t have [...]

Katie Price: Wants daughter to become a glamour model !

Michael Wheeler | February 17, 2010

Katie Price says she’ll encourage her two-year-old daughter to follow her into her glamour modelling .
The mum-of-three, said she wouldn’t mind Princess Tiaamii stripping off when she’s older.
Katie, 31, is quoted as saying:
“When Princess is 18 and goes to be a Page 3 girl, I’d encourage her. I’ll go: ‘Yeah, get them out for [...]

Katie price: Wedding pictures for sale !

Michael Wheeler | February 16, 2010

Whilst we are tripping into  deranged-ville lets mention reports are surfacing today that ‘cruella de chav‘, Katie Price is  trying to sell pictures of her wedding to Alex Reid for £1.5 million.
(No that isn’t what I meant,  not sell them TO Alex, to a publisher sillies )
According to Heat, the glamour model has quoted [...]

Danes Bowers: ‘ Alex Reid is a plonker ‘ !

Michael Wheeler | February 13, 2010

Katie Price is her own worst enemy and should learn when to keep quiet, says ex boyfriend Dane Bowers.
Bowers said that Katie only has herself to blame for the negative press she receives and should learn to shut up and say nothing.
Bowers, who appeared on Celebrity Big Brother with the mother-of-three’s new husband [...]

What Katie did next !

Michael Wheeler | February 12, 2010

When Katie Price waltzed into the Vienna State Opera House last night, guests were left wondering just how long the glamour model had spent on her knees to secure an invite to such a prestigious event.
Jordan lived out her ‘prince shags a princess‘ fantasies as she arrived as the guest of Austrian entrepreneurs Irene [...]