Michael Wheeler | March 11, 2010
Lady GaGa arriving at LAX a black leather jacket, a black face veil, bikini bottom, fish nets and thigh length black boots. Clearly recognizable and clearly a fucking terrorist !
(I’m gonna have a little rant here if you don’t mind.)
She refused to take her facial coverings off in public when asked at security to do [...]
Michael Wheeler | March 7, 2010
Standing at the side of a runway Lady GaGa could be cited for starting a whole new fashion in air disasters !
As she left Heathrow airport yesterday staff tried valiantly to keep ‘La GaGa One’ away from the windows as an airbus veered straight towards the passenger terminals causing flights to be delayed and [...]
Michael Wheeler | March 5, 2010
” Please oh please can I have a picture with the lady ”
” No piss off ”
Lady Gaga’s security lumps are less than kind as one eager young child is bundled away by a burly bodyguard as she tries to pose for a picture with mega star Lady G.
The child was ushered through [...]
Michael Wheeler | March 4, 2010
So star-struck was Jonathon Ross at the Brits when Lady GaGa took to the stage one is left wondering how he ever got through introducing her to his Friday show without a gargantuan session of ’stuttering stanley ‘ !
His first efforts of ‘ Ma ma ma ma Miss le le le Lady Ger ger ger [...]
Michael Wheeler | March 1, 2010
“ Hey Fish-Stick, you’re getting prettier every day ”
This woman is beginning to look as wrong as ‘ fish and bananas ‘ ! Each outfit becoming more outlandish than the last.
We understand she’s also been seen wearing a massive black rose on her ‘bonce‘ but the shell fish gig provides so much more entertainment [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 25, 2010
LADY GaGa is on the verge of a breakdown and has let fame go to her head, or so say those naughty insiders.
Following the BRITs ceremony in London the insider said,
“ She was overheard telling a girl how exhausted she was and that she didn’t know if she was in the mood to celebrate,”
That [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 17, 2010
Lady GaGa ‘wacky weed adventures’ continue unabated as she has styled her hair into a telephone.
We’ve got hold of this still from her latest music video ‘Telephone‘ in which the 23-year-old sports a telephone and cord headpiece sculpted from bright yellow hair.
The ‘wacktress’ tops it with a plastic chef’s hat and sweaty goldfish dress that [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 17, 2010
Tonight, as Lady GaGa stunned the waiting crowds at the Brit awards in London, spare a thought for poor Emma Chawner, the X factor hopeful.
” It was my dress, I recognized it immediately, I told my Mum straight away ! “
Lady GaGa was unavailable for comment last night but when we spoke to her (slightly [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 16, 2010
Lady GaGa arrives at The Brits Awards held in London this evening. Her outfit was, as one expects from this outlandish, outrageous and inventive star, amazing !
Where does one begin with this little number, simply stunning .
( Who’s that with the blue rinse behind her, the last mohican? )
One wonders what she has for us [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 16, 2010
LADY GaGa has thrown the upcoming BRIT Awards into chaos — saying she is too “traumatized” by the death of Alexander McQueen to perform the pre planned routine.
The star was due to drive on stage in a beaten-up old car packed with musical instruments, wearing a “water dress”, which no one has ever seen, [...]
