Michael Wheeler | March 8, 2010
She is 28 years old. She has a hugely successful career. She is a mother to two children. Yet Britney Spears is NOT allowed out to play with Lindsay Lohan, one of her best friends, because Daddy said so !
In fact Mr Spears snr has banned his daughter from even talking to LiLo.
Jamie Spears — [...]
Michael Wheeler | March 7, 2010
After turning up tooo late for the Dior show, for which she was being paid to attend, Vadger Badger got re-dressed and went to the funeral of a short but sweet acting career instead.
As Lindsay Lohan’s acting career dies on the vine Dutch designers Viktor & Ralph paraded designs they felt would be appropriate for [...]
Michael Wheeler | March 5, 2010
Lindsay Lohan’s has run out of ups. Now come the downs. THIS is a down.
A Lindsay down is where it all gets horrid and messy as Lindsay begins her transformation into the vadger badger guard dog that has even her Dad scampering for cover !
What is even more surprising was that Vadger had been ‘dating’ [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 26, 2010
Lindsay Lohan’s is a hard hard party to stay with, but it appears that one party goer has caught up with the ’vadger badger’ from Lesbia’ !
Lindsay has lost the title of Femme to this ‘bloated fatty faced pale nightstick lesbian’ seen here jetting it’s way to London town !
Looks a bit like Li-Lo [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 24, 2010
Lindsay Lohan is planning to LiLo in a permanent move to Britain.
Lindsay was recently in London hitting the clubs and now says she plans a permanent move to our capital.
The hard-partying actress also plans to use the ‘Chunnel’ for regular trips to Paris.
Although the ‘Vadge Badger’ didn’t actually say so her tweet is taking [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 18, 2010
WHEREVER Lindsay Lohan goes a banging pants drama goes with!
Last night was all about Lindsay banging as our dirty stayout was locked out of her London hotel at 04:30am.
The star began banging loudly on the hotel’s front door until she was let in.
Then hotel guests were disturbed again when vadge badger Li Lo was heard [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 16, 2010
Lindsay Lohan has been to another botox party !
This time instead of sitting still and waiting until it dried (like she was told), our ’demented is a go’ Li-Lo started blowing kisses at the nurses underwear from all of 3 centimeters away !
The result is Lindsay now looks like a vadge badger on heat [...]
Michael Wheeler | January 20, 2010
When Lindsay Lohan first split with girlfriend Sam Ronson it was only a matter of time before the Lindsay Lohan crotch was caught misbehaving.
Sitting on Aurelien Wilks’ face in Church Boutique on Santa Monica Blvd was just that, Lindsay Lohan’s way of showing Sam Ronson that little Miss “Lindsay Lohan no panties” was back with [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 17, 2009
Poor Lindsay Lohan, she got herself summoned before the beak in LA to answer for her continual truancy from her A A meetings. Li-Lo has been too Anonymous at Alcoholics classes for an LA judges liking. She’s been too Li Lo for her own good !
Our legal paragon of virtue, a defender of the faithless, [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 6, 2009
It’s hard to believe that Lindsay Lohan is only 23 years-old. In this picture taken at a Buster Rymes party held in Paris Lindsay looks like an African parrot . However an explanation for the concerning grandma faces she’s been pulling recently could be found in her father Michael Lohan’s recent ’splash for cash’ exposé given [...]
