Michael Wheeler | February 25, 2010
Mommies little DJ JESUS LUZ burst into tears and was forced to stop his DJ set in Brazil last Sunday after a rowdy clubber threw a drink in his face.
The ‘underpants hooker’ was showing off his newly found skills at a Carnival party in Rio when the reveller hurled beer at him because [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 16, 2010
Oh you gotta read this !
If you are in need of any marital advise DON’T watch this show!
Twice married, twice divorced Madonna has just signed up to The Marriage Ref, a new NBC phone in show, to give her advise to struggling couples whose relationships are in trouble !
Good choice she’s so old now her birth [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 15, 2010
Not much doubt about it, Madonna and Jesus are still swopping personals after the children have gone to bed.
Not seen out of each others sight for days , the couple have scotched split rumours of a as they flop from one party to the next, dragging Lourdes and Mercy along by the hair at [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 11, 2010
JESUS LUZ has taken his Mommy to a rave party! Madonna and Jesuz hit the dance floor at The Circus club in Rio de Janeiro last night sparking rumors that their relationship may be on again!
However, ’mommy ‘ it seems might have felt she had enough in the reserves to keep up with her toy [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 10, 2010
Lindsay Lohan has appeared on the latest cover of French fashion magazine Purple, posing as Jesus!
Lindsay is photographed by Terry Richardon, styled by Christopher Niquet, with an embossed drawing by Francis Picabia
Nothing original here then, it’s been done before…. by Madonna and who else?
Oh yes, Lindsay’s Dad, Michael also has a penchant for posing [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 10, 2010
At over 50 years of age a woman can do one of two things. She can apply her make up with care and reign her world with grace and decorum or she can slap it on and reign her world with lights and photoshop.
These pictures showing Madonna before and after during the Louis Vuitton ad [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 8, 2010
MADONNA is set on having another child and the story of the virgin birth of Jesus to Mary without Joseph seems set for the sequel !
The 51-year-old singer — mom to Lourdes, Rocco, David and Mercy — isn’t trying to get pregnant, because she’s too old and she hasn’t got a boyfriend .
She’s on the [...]
Michael Wheeler | January 19, 2010
Rumors abound the web that the matriarch of pop is to try for another child. Madonna is to engage her toy boy lover, Jesus Luz in a little grandma action until there’s a new addition to the Madonna tribe !
What’s wrong with that you may ask? Nothing , if taking your 10 year old on the [...]
Michael Wheeler | January 5, 2010
Everyone has to make a new years resolution. Mandatory for all those who are honest with themselves and want to improve the way they live their lives. Isn’t that contrite ! Mine this year is a little boring, and it is to give up smoking ! No easy feat I can assure you. The rest [...]
Michael Wheeler | December 18, 2009
Madonna was getting tired. She was tired of the bright lights and the constant glare of publicity. Madonna had finally come to realise she was over 50 years old. When she saw her latest picture in a magazine she accepted the inevitable she knew it was over.
She decided to phone Guy Ritchie , her former [...]
