Michael Wheeler | February 17, 2010
I love this kind of article because I don’t have to write it.
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Michael Wheeler | February 17, 2010
ELLEN DeGeneres wants a $150k wardrobe allowance for her judging stint on American Idol !
The chat show star apparently wants to wear custom-made threads while she’s on the show, and expects Idol bosses to foot the bill.
The source the National Enquirer that Ellen — who’s known for wearing jeans, slacks and blouses —
“Ellen has [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 17, 2010
Kylie Minogue says she wants a baby ! The 41-year-old singer — who is dating Spanish model Andres Velencoso — is hoping to start a family but needs to concentrate on her career commitments first.
Although Kylie wants to start a family with Andres, she claimed she won’t be getting married to the 31-year-old model, who [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 17, 2010
We have been sent these pictures of Cheryl Cole going through the new body scanners at Heathrow this morning.
Whilst we saw ‘Anne Onlookers’ camera-fone pictures slurping their way around the web earlier, we hung on to bring a ‘ body whomping’ Cheryl Cole performing in Heathrow’s sex stew show!
Cole didn’t have a clue our voyeur-twitic friend [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 17, 2010
Ashton Kutcher has topped the text spatter charts when this x rated picture was posted online ! It’s from his new film trailer called Killers.
Gay text offenders claim the picture is as camp as a row of tents and will go on to become top computer generated tosspaste within days.
One knuckler was heard to [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 17, 2010
Short Arse Peter Andre is to star in West End musical Grease.
The 36-year-old singer is being lined up to play Danny Zuko, a role made famous by John Travolta who was also a bit of a Shortie .
A friend of the singer said:
“Pete has had lots of offers from musicals but Grease is one of [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 17, 2010
Every year a Brit wins the life time Pathetic Gringe award !
The award is given to any Brit Awards – presenter or winner – for being for gringeworthy , pathetic, out of touch and or embarrassing to the extent they should never be allowed on stage again. Or any combination therein!
This year the prize for [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 16, 2010
Lady GaGa arrives at The Brits Awards held in London this evening. Her outfit was, as one expects from this outlandish, outrageous and inventive star, amazing !
Where does one begin with this little number, simply stunning .
( Who’s that with the blue rinse behind her, the last mohican? )
One wonders what she has for us [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 16, 2010
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are still together as millions of punters place bets on when they’ll split.
Here they are out and about in Venice Italy.
Shiloh Pitt is growing into a right little monkey !
Brad on the other hand looks more a dirty monkey sperm nut surprise !
Angie thinks so too as she laughs her [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 16, 2010
Lindsay Lohan has been to another botox party !
This time instead of sitting still and waiting until it dried (like she was told), our ’demented is a go’ Li-Lo started blowing kisses at the nurses underwear from all of 3 centimeters away !
The result is Lindsay now looks like a vadge badger on heat [...]
