Alexander McQueen dead!

Michael Wheeler | February 11, 2010

British fashion designer Alexander McQueen has been found dead after taking his own life.
The 40-year-old committed suicide just days after the death of his mother, Joyce, last week.
McQueen was found at his luxury flat in Green Park, central London.
An ambulance was called to the address at 10.20am. It is believed he hanged himself.
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13 year old to get 90 lashes and 2 months in jail for using mobile phone

Michael Wheeler | February 10, 2010

A 13-year-old Saudi schoolgirl is to be given 90 lashes in front of her classmates after she was caught with a mobile camera phone and assaulting the school headmistress.
She was also sentenced to two months in jail by a court in the eastern city of Jubail.
Mobile phones are banned in girl schools in Saudi Arabia.
Two [...]

Krazy glue revenge gang sentenced for gluing mans privates!

Michael Wheeler | February 8, 2010

Terese Ziemann, Michelle Belliveau, Wendy Sewell, and Tracy-Hood Davis all faced judgment for their roles in what’s being called the “Krazy Glue Revenge” case.
All four were sentenced today in Calumet County, Wisconsin court.
It comes after they glued a cheating lover’s private parts to his stomach back in July.
The women were all sentenced to one year [...]

John Terry sacked as England captain

Michael Wheeler | February 5, 2010

John Terry has lost his position as captain of the England football team.
A statement from the Football Association confirmed the decision after the defender had a 15-minute meeting with England manager Fabio Capello at Wembley.

“After much thought, I have made the decision that it will be best for me to take the captaincy away from [...]

Hillary Clinton and Nicolas Sarkozy Star in Cinderella

Michael Wheeler | January 29, 2010

As Cinderella played by Hillary Clinton looses her slipper at the Elysee Palace ball sadly there was to be no fairy tale ending in this French farce.
Prince Charming, played by Nicolas Sarkozy plays the role of gentleman and lends an American in Paris a hand in support but that’s where the tale ends.
Sorry children [...]

Idiot who drove his car down a frozen canal

Michael Wheeler | January 13, 2010

Where do we find them ? The country seems awash with idiots who appear to go out of their way to do the most stupid of stupids.
Take this twat for instance who narrowly escaped death after his vehicle broke through ice on the Union Canal in West Lothian plunging into the freezing water.
The black Peugeot [...]

Woman burns man’s penis off, kills him and charged with arson !

Michael Wheeler | December 8, 2009

Saw this in the news today. This is unbelievable! Think about it, just for a moment. How on God’s earth did this bunny-boiling freak actually manage to burn a guys dick off ?
To have cut it off in a swift swipe of  a blunt pen knife I could perhaps understand. The element of surprise could [...]

Dita Von Teese: To the Rude paparazzi scum-bags

Michael Wheeler | October 13, 2009

Well, I don’t know about you, but if a gentleman calls a lady a bitch then what kind of man is that?  I ask you, please tell me, because such a man doesn’t frequent my parties!  There I am arriving LAX and there they are. A bank of shutter-bugs. The paparazzi! Click click clunk clunk, [...]

Is Jennifer Aniston going to rehab?

Michael Wheeler | October 8, 2009

As she looks around her plush surroundings  the night ahead lingers long for Jennifer Aniston. No amount of fawning and  adoration from her assistant nor the money her success has brought  her can fill the vacant space deep within her, the space only he could occupy.  She’ll never sleep like this and turns to ‘Jennies [...]

Kate Moss: Topless is still Vogue in Paris

Michael Wheeler | October 7, 2009

As German magazine Brigitte announce they will no longer use professional models in any future issues in a rather obvious marketing ploy pandering to the anti-thin model campaigners, Vogue Paris’s editor in chief Carine Roitfeld isn’t falling into any German fat trap.
Here is the cover of Vogue Paris for October 09, with super model Kate [...]