Michael Wheeler | October 23, 2009
We hear that comedian Jack Dee is to be awarded for his contribution to comedy. Quiet right too. If you ever see him live he does this text message routine where members of the audience send text messages prior to the show and Jack reads them out and makes off the cuff comments, it’s so [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 20, 2009
Todays funny one liners all come from the military. The humor is all based on warning signs that are really unnecessary, or so one would assume. Perhaps not. Maybe the military feel the need to make a joke out of everything they do in order to bring some humor to the dark side of the [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 15, 2009
We start with Twitter humor today. I get a strange feeling of deja-vu writing this and wonder is it because I’ve heard them all before? Twitter is probably is the reason I’ve this feeling. I have seen them before. They are all Twitter one liners!
When you first start using Twitter there is no end of [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 14, 2009
The blonde jokes didn’t really do it over there in US of A, and here in Blighty you girls weren’t that amused either. The art of comedy is to know how to gauge your audience. On stage it’s a matter of life and death, on a blog, you just look at the stats.
So today we’ve [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 13, 2009
Yesterday I had a lovely tweet from Amanda in New York about the blonde jokes. She said they were a bit tame….. well sort of. So today , just for Amanda we are going to make a real big effort and come with some better Blonde Jokes.
Q: What’s the diff between a blonde and a [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 9, 2009
Humor delivered either as a statement or question is equally funny to me. It shows someone was thinking about it. Whilst they are funny they do make you go hmmm. Here’s a few for you to contemplate today.
3 nails + 1 cross = 4 given.
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
What happens if you [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 8, 2009
Sometimes one liners can be more than deliveries of anecdotal humor, there can be a deeper and darker meaning behind that humor.
This can reflect the hypocrisy of the world around us. A sort of tongue in cheek slate at those things we can do nothing about and ordinarily anger us. A grim acceptance of those [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 7, 2009
It is party conference time here in the UK and all of the big political parties tell us how they will solve all our problems at a stroke. Actually it’s a formal list of promises they’ll break if they win the next election, but that be it as it may, I thought I’d run [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 6, 2009
Before we go any further I need to say I love my other half with all my heart and that the aforegoing in no way reflects the opinion or views of the writer. ( Better safe than sorry eh? )
That having been said I love Mother-in- law and marriage jokes. They just appeal don’t [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 1, 2009
We’ve got more hits from featuring Jimmy Carr than any other comedian, so here are a few more we’ve trawled the net to bring you. The great man is on tour at the moment giving hundreds of people belly aches everywhere he goes. Nice !
When people say they hear voices in their heads, as opposed [...]
