Michael Wheeler | February 15, 2010
Paris Hilton got arse-holed as she promoted a new Brazilian beer called Devassa, in Rio de Janeiro this weekend.
The batty heiress became centre of attention as she consumed too much of the product and collapsed in a heap of shit on the floor, got her hair stuck to the carpet and passed [...]
Michael Wheeler | February 10, 2010
IS PARIS HILTON SECRETLY ENGAGED?
Paris Hilton is rumoured to have secretly got engaged to Doug Reinhardt, after she thanked her ”future sister-in-law” at a charity event.
The hotel heiress sparked rumours she has accepted a proposal from former ‘The Hills’ star Doug when she accepted an award for her charity work over the weekend.
During her speech [...]
Michael Wheeler | November 24, 2009
Paris Hilton has a new best friend. His name is Hank. He is a parrot. Hopefully Hank will settle into his new role and do the job for which he was employed.
When boyfriend Doug Reinhardt first met Hank things didn’t go at all well.
This is what happened.
Doug is introduced to Hank by Paris, just as [...]
Michael Wheeler | November 24, 2009
According to TMZ today Tila Tequila is claiming a sex tape showing her naked and in a compromising situation with a naked man which has surfaced on a porn site was in fact stolen from her lap top. She is threatening legals and must be a very worried young woman.
Why should she be worried, after all [...]
Michael Wheeler | November 11, 2009
From the relative safety of London Town we give you LA LA land. Words fail me just watch. (And what is she wearing?)
Apparently Paris Hilton and Doug Rheinhardt had a row over a text message on her phone so she threw it out of the car window.
Then she thinks ” OMG what if someone finds [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 27, 2009
We’ve heard it from footballers before, remember Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle? We even had the entire England squad once. Thought it had all faded away along with those embarrassing Grand-Dad moments of the 70’s?
Not at all, the singing footballer lives on, here in the guise of one Cristiano Ronaldo, super star soccer ace of [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 20, 2009
Paris Hilton sat back in her chauffeured SUV, having just come through LAX. She’d run the gauntlet of cameramen and photographers and could now relax on her journey home. The questions the questions, all from the paparazzi, the source of tomorrows headlines she thought.
‘Are you getting married? ’Are you gonna have a baby?’ [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 17, 2009
It is always the few that spoil it for the many. Consider the paparazzi for example. In Los Angles alone there are hundreds of them, everywhere. The vast majority are well behaved and adhere to a basic code of conduct. However every so often one crosses the line. Then there’s all hell let loose with [...]
Michael Wheeler | September 4, 2009
I have no time for citizen journalism but every so often some punter gets the shot that is the envy of any pro snapper! The camera kid on this occasion did just that…… the shot of the night.
No he didn’t put his phone up Paris Hilton’s skirt but if you look carefully at the back-ground [...]
Michael Wheeler | September 2, 2009
Paris Hilton’s Best Friend reality show got something of a shock recently when MTV recently opened a web site that allows people to apply to be her ‘Best Friend.’
On the MTV site people could enter a contest to meet up with Ms. Hilton and become her Best Friend.
22-year old Josiah Stevens from Conroe in Texas [...]
