Michael Wheeler | February 26, 2010
Paris Hilton has sparked outrage in Brazil.
A new commercial featuring the ‘ sexy beastess’ shows her wearing a skimpy short black dress ‘rubbing it up’ with a can of Devassa beer, to the delight of onlookers watching through her window!
Believe it or not this has run foul of advertising regulations that say alcohol ads cannot [...]
Michael Wheeler | January 5, 2010
Everyone has to make a new years resolution. Mandatory for all those who are honest with themselves and want to improve the way they live their lives. Isn’t that contrite ! Mine this year is a little boring, and it is to give up smoking ! No easy feat I can assure you. The rest [...]
Michael Wheeler | November 24, 2009
Paris Hilton has a new best friend. His name is Hank. He is a parrot. Hopefully Hank will settle into his new role and do the job for which he was employed.
When boyfriend Doug Reinhardt first met Hank things didn’t go at all well.
This is what happened.
Doug is introduced to Hank by Paris, just as [...]
Michael Wheeler | November 20, 2009
As some of you may know, my passion is music. It always has been. Since I was a very young child I listened to my parents playing their instruments, practice practice practice. All day every day but not at night. Why not at night? Because they were on stage, playing those instruments.
I’m telling you [...]
Michael Wheeler | November 9, 2009
Paris Hilton was furious. She’d been happily tweeting away with all of her 13 year old fans when one of them in New Zealand sent her this picture! It was a billboard advertisment. She felt the blood drain from her face.
As the image beamed out before her the realization of what it meant sunk in, they [...]
Michael Wheeler | November 1, 2009
The are a few things that Cuba has made famous across the world. Castro, Che Guevara, Perez Hilton and of course Havana cigars. On the presumption that nobody wants to hear about Castro or Che and that Perez Hilton does quite enough talking, there is only the Havana cigar to talk about here.
So what shall [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 31, 2009
Spencer Pratt was at his computer when he noticed somebody had sent him a link to an article written by some guy called I.MUU. It was called What happened when Spencer Pratt followed Bollywood Divas. He clicked on the link read what he saw here
Spencer read the article, he could believe his ears! Who [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 17, 2009
This is the picture that brought tears to the eyes of celebrity blogger Perez Hilton. After speculation that George Michael had finally split with long term partner Kenny Goss were scotched by London’s paparazzi whose photographs retold the stories and brought Perez to his knees in disappointment!
As Perez Hilton awoke in his LA apartment , he [...]
Michael Wheeler | October 9, 2009
In a fit of girlie rage, Miley Cyrus deleted her Twitter account because her boyfriend Liam was jealous and didn’t have a Twitter account of his own. Mr no mates!
A few days later Milly realized what she’d done and called Biz Stones, inventor of Twitter.
Transcript From Incoming call Biz Stones – Milly Cyrus 10/09/09
Miley: But [...]
Michael Wheeler | September 4, 2009
Demi Moore’s 15-year-old daughter Tallulah was snapped revealing some underage cleavage on hipster nightlife site THE COBRASNAKE.
So, PEREZ HILTON” posted it. Now they’re going on about it on Twitter in a fight they both can only lose.
Demi says he pushes kiddie porn. Perez says she’s a bad mother and he’s gonna sue her. All the fuss [...]
