Kylie Minogue: Tous in Bits and pieces

Michael Wheeler | February 16, 2010

I have alwaysthought of Kylie Minogue as one of those expensive commodities that comes in a very expensive box.
My dream has come true. Here she is- in 4 little boxes- cut up in bite size chunks !
Kylie Minogue is posing as a musician in an advertising campaign for Tous handbags, in which she chops [...]

Lady GaGa has a boyfriend with a baby!

Michael Wheeler | February 12, 2010

Lady GaGa has a boyfriend with a baby, but it won’t be long  before the headline reads ‘GaGa has a baby with a boyfriend’ ?
She’s working it,  GaGa is dating a guy called Matthew Williams, who has a baby.
A source told In Touch Weekly magazine.
“Matthew and Gaga have been dating for months,”
“They were [...]

Amy Winehouse gives her pussies away !

Michael Wheeler | February 12, 2010

Amy Winehouse has given away her ‘pussies’ after struggling to take care of them, according to a report.
Amy is thought to have asked Susan Boyle if she’d like some of her pussies, but she was turned down flat !
The singer then asked someone to collect her fluffy friends before she jetted off to [...]

Madonna and another virgin birth

Michael Wheeler | February 8, 2010

MADONNA is set on having another child and the story of the virgin birth of Jesus to Mary without Joseph seems set for the sequel !
The 51-year-old singer — mom to Lourdes, Rocco, David and Mercy — isn’t trying to get pregnant, because she’s too old and she hasn’t got a boyfriend .
She’s on the [...]

John Mayer: Marriage vow. “I wanna wear your ass like a hat!”

Michael Wheeler | January 29, 2010

John Mayer has revealed that he regularly sends explicit text messages to girls.
The Battle Studies singer, whose past girlfriends Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson, said  he is not shy about being lewd and crude with women.
Mayer told The Independent Newspaper.
“I can text whatever I want to anybody in the world, I’m not [...]

Susan Boyle is about to be murdered (brother says)

Michael Wheeler | January 29, 2010

Following an intruder scare at the Scotish home of singer Susan Boyle her  brother John Boyle claims he fears she will be assassinated just like John Lennon.
John told British newspaper The Sun. ( do we mean since he sold ‘his story’ to the Sun? )
“I am very upset about the lack of security,”
“The family have [...]

Emily Reed: Cabaret singer and Artist [video]

Michael Wheeler | December 17, 2009

As many of you know I love music and often post videos of some of the worlds finest musicians of contrasting genres and all kinds of musical disciplines.
Some of you may also know my Sunday’s are often spent in a live Jazz club in North London basking in velvet tones of audible excellence.
I like [...]

Pink and the Kangaroos story!

Michael Wheeler | October 23, 2009

Writing on her Twitter page singer Pink says she’s been dreaming of kangaroos wreaking her home. Well,  is it just a dream or is it something more sinister. We’ve been down under and discovered the awesome truth behind the ‘pink kangaroos‘ !
This is the Kangaroo’s story.
Kangaroo:
So, Miss Pink, you think you can leave me behind [...]

Lilly Allen as a Femdom freak who kidnaps Elton John look-alike!

Michael Wheeler | October 20, 2009

Ever since singer Lilly Allen fell out with Elton John at the GQ awards this year, the pair have not been on each other’s invitation list. In this music video Lilly has a massive dig at Elton possibly to gain some sort of warped revenge for his comments about her drinking!
She’s gone a bit far [...]

Dita Von Teese: To the Rude paparazzi scum-bags

Michael Wheeler | October 13, 2009

Well, I don’t know about you, but if a gentleman calls a lady a bitch then what kind of man is that?  I ask you, please tell me, because such a man doesn’t frequent my parties!  There I am arriving LAX and there they are. A bank of shutter-bugs. The paparazzi! Click click clunk clunk, [...]