What happened when Paris Hilton saw the vacant billboard
Posted By Michael Wheeler on November 9, 2009
Paris Hilton was furious. She’d been happily tweeting away with all of her 13 year old fans when one of them in New Zealand sent her this picture! It was a billboard advertisment. She felt the blood drain from her face.
As the image beamed out before her the realization of what it meant sunk in, they think I’m stupid, an air head, no substance between the ears, they think I’m a irrelevant ! And who gave them permission to use my image ! I’ll show them she thought and called her lawyers.
This is what happened next :
Paris: ” Have you seen what they’ve done to me in New Zealand ? “
Lawyer: ” No Miss Hilton, pray tell, what have they done to you in New Zealand ? “
Paris ” They’ve used my image to say I’m vacant is what they’ve done ! And you better get them to jolly well stop it straight away ! “
Lawyer : ” Yes of course madam, we’ll do so straight away…. erm, how have they said you’re vacant…erm exactly who has done this Miss Hilton ? “
Paris : ” I don’t know it’s a picture someone sent me I’ll e mail it to you now! “
Lawyer: “ Be much obliged madam. “
Paris: “ Waste no time here Sir, I want that picture removing straight away do you understand me ? “
Lawyer: ” Impeccably madam, leave it to us.”
The offending picture was duly sent . When it arrived the poor lawyer went about making his enquiries. He discovered the bill boards had been put up by Media 5, a bill board advertising company based in New Zealand.
. The representative was a Mr Adam McGregor. The lawyer picked up the phone.
Lawyer: ” Mr McGregor ? “
Adam : ” Yes that me . “
Lawyer: ” I represent Miss Paris Hilton . “
Adam : ” Really, lucky you ! “
Lawyer: ” Ok chum, lets play it your way then! We represent Miss Paris Hilton and to the best of our knowledge your company has used pictures of our client without permission. We intend to seek redress from the courts! “
Adam : ” Are you talking about our vacant Billboard campaign by any chance ? “
Lawyer: ” Yes I am! “
Adam: ” That’s not your client mate ! “
Lawyer: ” Then who the hell is it you idiot ? “
Adam: ” It’s a DoDo, an extinct bird, that’s our national emblem mate that’s what it is! “
Lawyer: ” Are you taking the piss ? It’s our client! Paris Hilton! “
Adam: ” It’s a DoDo mate, get yer facts straight before getting all legal and hows yer father on me fella! “
Lawyer: “ I think it’s you Sir who’d better get his facts straight! Because we’re about to sue your Kiwi arses right off!”
Adam : ” Ok Ok keep yer hair on , let me check with my employees who run the campaign, just so as we can get this sorted out. I’ll call you back mate.”
Adam phoned the account manager responsible.
Adam : ” I’ve had Paris Hilton lawyer on the phone, twat claims we’ve used her image somewhere without permission, any ideas? “
Manager: ” We have Adam, the vacant poster campaign! “
Adam : ” What ! I just told him it was a DoDo, what the fuck are you doing, trying to bankrupt us ? “
Manager: ” No sir, not at all, you told me to! “
Adam : ” No I fucking well didn’t you flamin’ yahoo ! “
Manager : ” Yes you did Sir , your very words were ” Use a DoDo as the picture” and that’s what we’ve done sir! “
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Michael Wheeler
Michael Wheeler is a writer of spoofs satire and jokes. "Michael could do well if he applied himself and stopped being a disruptive influence."
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