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Imogen Thomas Shows Off Her Two Stone Weight Loss in Amazing Selfie.

by Mike D.W April 23, 2014

It seems like forever since a drunken fool has taken command of NMi’s command centre so tonight Imogen Thomas is going to help us do something about that. Ever since her affair with Ryan Giggs everything in Imogen’s career has turned into the poo version of the Midas touch so it was only a matter of time before she gave up trying to have a […]

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Killing Kittens: Behind The Mask With Emma Sayle and Luisa Zissman.

by Mike D.W April 23, 2014

There is always something poetic about staring into an abyss of dirty slutdom. The Sun newspaper knows what I’m talking about. Today they’re running an interview with Emma Sayle, the controversial founder of the sex party club Killing Kittens. In the interview The Sun talk to Emma about her newly published memoirs — Behind The Mask. Obviously Emma’s memoirs are all about […]

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My New Favourite Picture – Courtesy Of Mel B.

by Mike D.W April 23, 2014

No matter what time of day it is, I just know that somewhere in this cruel dark world there’s a Spice Girl huffing hate at a paparazzi while everybody else is dying of second-hand embarrassment. I don’t know what filter (or lack of one) the photographer used to make Mel B look like her thong has caught around her haemorrhoids but I actually really like the picture. And […]

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Pluck A Duck, What Have We Got Here Then?

by Mike D.W April 22, 2014

Photo-op! People actually walk ducks? I thought it was just dogs. Architect Sam Jacob snapped this picture while he was out jogging in Peckham yesterday afternoon. It’s now gone viral on Twitter. There are three reasons why I don’t keep ducks. First one: There’s no way I’d get up at the quack of dawn (sorry) to walk a pair of ducks. […]

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Property and Mortgages – Part One.

by Admin April 22, 2014

PEOPLE say that one of the causes of the financial crash back in 2008 was the subprime mortgage market in America. Those guys made loans to buyers who were most unlikely to ever meet their repayment obligations. Ever since then the system for granting people mortgages has – quite rightly – been tightened up. Mortgages are now harder […]

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Murder Most Fowl: Four Beautiful Swans Beheaded!

by Mike D.W April 22, 2014

So far it’s proving to be an awful month for birds and their admirers. Today, my heart was broken into a million pieces after reading (in the Huffington Post - don’t click unless you want your day completely ruined) about the senseless murder of four elegant swans. The bodies of four graceful swans are now swimming on heaven’s crystal lagoon. They are in complete darkness and have no clue as […]

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UK Prisons: The Empire Strikes Back.

by Mike D.W April 22, 2014

Because it’s another slow-ass news day lets talk about the interesting part about being a Jedi knight. The everyday stuff. The things the movie never really explains. What would happen if Luke Skywalker ever killed his wife or if Hans Solo and Chewbacca ran from a restaurant without paying the bill. What could possibly go wrong? They’d get their […]

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Oscar For An Oscar. Is Pistorious Taking Acting Lessons?

by Mike D.W April 21, 2014

OSCAR PISTORIOUS. Sources have been whispering into the ears of the South African media and one of them has been whispering to the former Sunday Times journalist, Jani Allen. So, here comes THE TRUTH about that defence which everybody knew would come. Firstly we can forget all that the prosecution have claimed. We can forget that Oscar got into a […]

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Who Didn’t See This Coming?

by Mike D.W April 21, 2014

   “Josie is deluded if she thinks this will improve her chances of signing up, which were slim to non-existent to start with. How can we work with her — or pay her — if she admits having an abortion to achieve that? It would be a minefield.” Channel 5   Tweet

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How We Nearly Lost This Precious Angel.

by Mike D.W April 20, 2014

Kerry Katona’s daughter, Jorgie was born less than a month ago, but people are already asking where the million pound baby pictures are. A source says they might be a while. Kerry is currently busy working on getting her pre-baby body back. She’s working really hard to drop the chunk because she’s due to show up in OK magazine very soon. Baby Jorgie will make her […]

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NHS Boob Job Girl Josie Cunningham Plans Abortion So That She Can Enter Big Brother.

by Mike D.W April 20, 2014

Pregnant NHS boob-job girl, Josie Cunningham is back in the papers today to remind us that something other than a 12-inch dildo is knocking at the walls of her womb. However, whilst Josie confirms (in a video interview with the Sunday Mirror) that she’s still knocked up she also says the chance of appearing in TV’s Big Brother is worth way more […]

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Did Someone Pee In David Cameron’s Face?

by Mike D.W April 18, 2014

When I first read Fleet Street Fox’s imaginary interview with the jellyfish that stung David Cameron I thought what a beauty! I can confidently say that the Mirror’s wine loving woman has written the best piece of pure fiction since Kelvin McKenzie told us about sneezing fish. However Fleet Street Fox’s ‘interview’ seems to be missing an important transitional scene […]

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Sometimes A Headline Just Writes Itself – Here’s Candice Swanepoel’s Pussy Picture.

by Mike D.W April 18, 2014

Does a Victorias Secret’s model need a reason to throw sexy pictures up to her Instagram. No of course not, and Candice Swanepoel is always on hand to blow kisses and wink at a camera in order to convince men to buy bras and perfume from her employer.   Obviously Candice’s pictures are a veritable armageddon of sexy but watch out for this multi-talented angel, […]

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