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Justin Bieber: Hard Is As Hard Does.

July 31, 2014 Celebrity

As any self respecting man will tell you it doesn’t matter where you are in life, as long as you’re not the biggest pussy in the room. The biggest pussy in the room always gets singled out by the mob and then consumed. So, look around the room now and if you’re the one then take […]

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Legals: Neil Wallis And Jules Stenson Charged With Hackery Most Foul.

July 30, 2014 Celebrity

The Crown Prosecution Service announced this morning that the former deputy editor of the News of The World, Neil Wallis and his then features editor, Jules Stenson are to be charged with an alleged conspiracy to hack phones. The CPS confirmed that Wallis and Stenson will be charged with conspiring together with former News of the World editor Andy […]

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Orlando Bloom Throws Punch At Justin Bieber – Misses!

July 30, 2014 Celebrity

Last October after Orlando Bloom had filed for divorce from Miranda Kerr, the internet burst into a glitter-ball of unsolved blind items about who Miranda had been passing her private parts to. One candidate was Justin Bieber. I never really believed that those two did anything other than watch the Muppet Show together but since 99% of people believed that Justin had slipped his wee-wee […]

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Kate Moss – EasyDrunk.

July 30, 2014 Celebrity

Yesterday, just hours after leaving the LifeCo rehab clinic in Turkey the ‘Golden Sunflower’ we know as Kate Moss arrived at Bodrum Airport and went straight to the EasyJet check-in desk. She had no ticket and looked drunker than a thousand Apaches. According to The Daily Mail Kate somehow managed to ‘persuade’ the check-in clerk to allow her to board the […]

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Who’s Sending Death Threats To Zayn Malik?

July 29, 2014 Celebrity

Anyone who dares talk trash about One Direction usually finds their inbox filling up with death threats from insane 12 year-olds screaming their anuses off while threatening to murder their faces. Zayn Malik, who was raised as a Muslim, was bombarded with death threats yesterday after he tweeted the hashtag #FreePatestine to his 13 million […]

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Danielle Lloyd And A Cheating Husband: It Doesn’t End Well.

July 28, 2014 Celebrity

For those of you who found your way here by Googling dickforsize then I apologize because I’m not going to give what your sick ass wants. However, here’s some news that will make you want to shake your dick at the floor whilst howling, “FORSIZE ” at the moon. Yesterday the Sunday Mirror told of a slutty goblin who sank to a new level of shamelessness. […]

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SHOCKING: Lily Allen Behaves Like A Giant Mess In Australia.

July 28, 2014 Celebrity

Normally I’m the first person to tell the police to calm the hell down and get back to investigating important things, like parents who pack their kid’s lunch boxes with deep fried Mars bars but on this occasion I’ll stay quiet because someone really needs to find out why Lily Allen was handcuffed after stepping off […]

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Make Smells Like Kim Kardashian.

July 25, 2014 Celebrity

If you want to launch a classic womans fragrance that brings style, sophistication and polish then you’re going to need an advertising agency, some moody selfies and a video clip with a fresh perspective. Take a page out of the shameless fame whore guide by sending your husband off to the local Spy Shop to buy a high-tech surveillance camera. Then get him to […]

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Legals: LaBeouf v The World – Round One.

July 24, 2014 Celebrity

After being handcuffed for slapping asses, smoking and acting insane during a musical on Broadway last month smellard smellbag Shia LaBeouf found himself standing before a judge in the Manhattan Criminal Court today. The smellarocious actor was facing charges of harassment, disorderly conduct and criminal trespass for allegedly yelling abuse and slapping actors during their opening […]

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Nicola Roberts: Hot Flush Of The Day.

July 24, 2014 Celebrity

Damn it’s turning into a slow news day, Fleet Street should be shut down and prosecuted to the furthest extent of the law for making celebrities look like fish. I knew this day would come and now it’s finally here, just in time for the end of the world. I’ve read every inch of the gossip […]

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Heroin – Peaches Geldof’s Autopsy Was “Conclusive.”

July 23, 2014 Celebrity

Today The Sun’s front page looks like that picture above as they report on the inquest into the sad death of Peaches Geldof which happened last April. When her death was first reported everyone said that no trace of the baddest of all bad – heroin – was found anywhere in Peaches’ house but that the police suspected somebody had gotten rid of any drugs/paraphernalia before […]

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Rant On Katie Rant On….

July 23, 2014 Celebrity

Go ahead, start pouring that vodka into your bathtub now, because you’re going to have to soak your body in a whole lot of booze after you’ve read the latest chapter in the messy and sad marriage that has become Katie Price’s latest pay cheque. For over a week now Fleet Street’s literary journal of truth, The Sun […]

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Twitter Troller Threatens To Rape Maria Fowler.

July 23, 2014 Celebrity

Former Towie star Maria Fowler says she’s being stalked by an internet troll who has threatened to blow up her house and then rape her. Detectives with the Derbyshire police force are investigating after Maria told them that a rape-threatening troller messaged her on Twitter about a week ago. Before this story made it to the Sun or any […]

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