Celebrity

Rest In Peace: Frank Carson 1925 – 2012.

22.02.2012

Rest In Peace. Frank Carson flew off to heaven today aged 85 after losing his battle with cancer. Thank you for making me laugh. His Family said, “He went peacefully at his home in Blackpool surrounded by his greatest fans – his extended family. “It’s quieter down here now. God help them up there!!” His [...]

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Looks like Death Has Won.

22.02.2012

It looks like death has won. Bishop TD Jakes. Today, The National Enquirer has front covered Whitney’s death photo, her dead body in an open casket, an angel dead in her coffin. Who am I to argue with such an esteemed publication about anything? About what’s right wrong, good bad moral or immoral. It’s all choices. The National Enquirer [...]

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No Tulisa No.

22.02.2012

Tulisa without makeup, WOW! I love how in ‘without makeup’ pictures celebrities are always wearing tons of cake face, just in neutral colors. I don’t think it’s possible for Tulisa to wipe the entire make up miracle off her face without completely removing her skin. I shouldn’t say that because she could look kind of alright sans make-up [...]

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Amy Childs On Death Threats.

22.02.2012

If I were a woman I would probably prefer to be a dumb blonde. I would take never offense at blonde jokes because I would want to be dumb. Be desperate… get some attention? Amy Childs is my favorite orange skinned bimbo in all of the tabloids because she has never claimed to be anything but a shallow two-dimensional airhead with [...]

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Oh Adele.

22.02.2012

This picture of Adele melting the retinas of ‘the suits’ at the last night’s Brit Awards is paired with this video (below). It’s like drinking a cocktail of hysterical followed by a blow me chaser. Yes, it’s the morning after but every time I hit the refresh button Adele’s still there screaming KISS MY (_!_)” …. like [...]

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Brits 2012: Winners And Losers.

21.02.2012

With a hair yarmulke on top of his head and silver hanging on his beard, George Michael strolled into the stage of The 2012 Brit Awards to announce the winner of the final award of the evening – Mastercard’s British Album of the Year. Mastercard, the sponsors wished he’d go go-ed (sorry) back to his dressing [...]

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Natalie Cassidy: Return Of The Slipper.

21.02.2012

When my little dog starts whimpering and tapping his paw on the monitor it usually means a hippo has popped up in the live feed that I keep open to watch them mating at the zoo. I leave it open in another browser and forget about them until they start making that scary noise like Godzilla screaming while [...]