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The Voice. Jessie J – Fighting With A Fairy Story.

by Mike D. Wheeler May 18, 2012
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Today the role of random act of stupidity will be played by this story which slipped out of a BBC Blackberry yesterday. BBC One controller Danny Cohen is desperately trying to keep a sparkle shining from his crazy vajazzle diamond otherwise known as The Voice. Danny knows his pet show isn’t doing too well in the ratings and is [...]

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Kelly and John – Damage Limitation.

by Mike D. Wheeler May 18, 2012
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Until John Travolta comes zooming out of the closet shouting “I’m gay and proud” Kelly Preston probably won’t believe that searching Google’s keywords for John, Travolta, gay or sex all come back with scandal, spa,scientology and [you're being a] stupid cow. My guess is that John has come home with short and curlies in his teeth for [...]

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Disco Died Today. Rest In Peace Donna Summer. 1948-2012.

by Mike D. Wheeler May 17, 2012
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Some people say it was either Madonna or 70′s porno music that killed the disco but was it really? Just think of the song they always play at the end of every wedding you’ve ever been to. It’s today the disco ball finally stopped spinning, it stopped because Donna Summer passed away this afternoon and [...]

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Kim Kardashian And Fat Eating Pants.

by Mike D. Wheeler May 17, 2012
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Quick programming note: Deviating for a quick minute from our usual business of sticking spears into the souls of talentless celebrities but I want to ask you about fat eating pants. I read about them in the Mail today. We’ll get round to Kim Kardashian and looking like a moth larvae (that twitches at every [...]

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You Guess I Guess – Who Is This ?

by Mike D. Wheeler May 17, 2012
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We always long for forbidden things and desire what is denied us.Take my rude ass little dog Murphy for example. He already walks around like a big skankity skank and gulps down his food faster than a stoned Kerry Katona with the munchies but now he seems to think he has a god given right to sleep on [...]

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Cheryl’s A Live One.

by Mike D. Wheeler May 17, 2012
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A girl parading in her undercrackers, flicking her hair and miming to some average pop song was completely uninspiring, was a sentence I’d been saving for after Cheryl Cole’s performance on The Voice which is scheduled for this Saturday. But then I heard that her manager, Will.i.am is trying to persuade her to sing live. Well [...]

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Courtney Stodden: Bringing Back Old Hollywood.

by Mike D. Wheeler May 16, 2012
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The rightful heir to a collagen fortune Courtney Stodden, seen here running by the sea like a come-to-life Bo Derek doll, wants us to know that she prefers the finer things in life. So she’s bringing back classy old Hollywood. We can thank EVERYTHING for this – The Seven Year Itch, Blondes Have More Fun, 10 and Bolero which can [...]

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