Humor and Funnies

This Gives The Term “Dumb Blond” A Bad Name!

19.02.2012

Dumb blonde? Hell yeah, you’ll want to throw that ‘dim with stupid for brains’ eye roll after watching this trailer park treasure trying to answer questions about geography. Speaking of horribly stupid blondes, in some languages, “dumb blonde” translates as Amy Childs. (I know I know, that’s a dum way of spelling dumb)

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Think Lunch.

17.02.2012

Since I’m one of the dumbest tramps you’ll find on the internet, with no life outside of being plugged in all day what I lack in social skills I try to make up for by being a general idiot. Honestly someone should look into people like me. Anyways, a crazy dumb fool like me isn’t prone [...]

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Think Cute.

16.02.2012

As far as abuse and exploitation is concerned on any other day it exists, right here. However, the moronic fool that sits behind this monitor all day sustaining himself on micro-organisms of delusion is taking a short break from drilling holes into the souls of the rich and famous. So here’s cute. Panda Cat. If you’re [...]

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It’s A Sign.

08.02.2012

Some crazy loons over at The Daily Mail, Huffington Post and The Mirror think this is a UFO filled with aliens. That’s not investigative journalism that’s over sensationalized lip stick journalism. Fools. Below are seven simple explanations that could easily explain what a man, identified only as Space999dude, filmed hovering over the Thames Estuary. John Terry is really a [...]

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Paws and awwws

20.12.2011

With 2012 approaching the year wouldn’t be complete without a cat taking to Youtube and reminding us that our world is blessed with paws and awwws. Some cats will pop your eyeballs with their claws, others will get stuck up trees and there’s even one cat that thinks it’s funny to walk across my keyboard put [...]

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Teddy the Porcupine.

29.11.2011

My pet spaniel is giving the speakers a real hard side-eye right now, just like the one he gives when he hears a police siren. ( He howls like a wolf when he hears those but first comes that quizzical side eye.) I actually like this bitchy porcupine sound, it sounds like a 5-year-old Katy Perry performing on [...]

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Arrested for syringing concrete into woman’s butt.

20.11.2011

Meet Oneal Morris, the butt doctor who injected a woman’s butt cheeks with enough cement, oil, run flat tyre sealant and super-glue to nearly kill her. Oneal (above) got his transgender ass lifted by Florida state police, not because it’s illegal to suck up pavements and syringe them up butt holes (there is NO law governing that [...]