Humor and Funnies

Download a Female orgasm here.

by Mike D. Wheeler November 18, 2011
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For those of you that thought body spray was the greatest thing to happen to women then here’s something to scrub the sleep off of your teeth this morning. Yes, moisturizing and sexy just got a whole load of badness. Here’s the world’s first downloadable female orgasm, an apps to follow. The next time you think [...]

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Caption This: Release me.

by Mike D. Wheeler November 15, 2011
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Now here’s a face that looks like a Shar-Pei who locked himself in a hotel room for a week with 5 hookers, a midget and enough cocaine to film a Scarface remake. Which only goes to prove it’s better to arrive an hour late than ‘come’ a second too early. Listen to a little music [...]

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Morning everyone: Does anyone know this naked man?

by Mike D. Wheeler September 22, 2011
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I’m sorry I thought it would be inappropriate for me to streak up and down my drive way advertising my web site on my scrawny backside. That’s not what they mean by Neighborhood Watch. That can’t be said for this fat skank who went on a drunken streaking rampage at an Austrailian rugby match with his URL tattooed on his [...]

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Man shoots himself. Slightly NSFW.

by Mike D. Wheeler July 12, 2011
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Slightly NSFW. There’s nothing better on slow news days than the dumb-ass. Ladies and gentlemen may I present  a sponge Bob, a hill billy, a regular trailer park redneck who lost a high noon shoot out with – a paper target. Yes yes any bullet in the leg must hurt (I imagine) but then using YouTube as [...]

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Theatre Awards: The best drunk award goes to …..

by Mike D. Wheeler June 8, 2011
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I know I know, this has sanctimonious lecture written all over it but WTF if my daily consumption of wine is equal to four fish fingers then Charlie Chaplin here has just eaten a whale. The guy got thrown out of the theatre awards (insert celebrity names here, Sir Ian McKellen Stephen Fry and Liam [...]

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And here’s the weather forecast with Lucy Verasamy….. ha ha ha.

by Mike D. Wheeler January 26, 2011
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If we want to discuss Andy Gray, Sian Massey and sexism maybe we should include Adrian Chiles and Lucy Verasamy in the discussion. Today on ITV’s Daybreak Lucy didn’t know that cold air making it’s way towards Britain from Sweden was making the arrows on her map point towards the intimate areas of her body. And typically [...]

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Santa ruined my Christmas

by Mike D. Wheeler December 27, 2010
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This is one stunt I just never thought of pulling. I could have been saved hours of shopping trolley shopsticks. So whoever told me Santa doesn’t exist – you owe me Daddy. Harutoon is Armenian.

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