Wayne Rooney beds hooker Jenny Thompson 21


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Having a face and hair como the same color as shit isn’t gonna help Wayne Rooney avoid being slapped in the head until it is the same shape as shit. Coleen will set about smacking that shrek just as soon as today’s papers arrive on the doormat. She won’t be looking at the sports section either it’s the front page that will grab her by the eye brows faster than a cat can lick it’s own ass.

Why, (and this is what ALL the fuss has been about in the High Court recently), because husband and father Wayne has been caught banging a cheap hooker by the name of Jenny Thompson. Not just once either but over several months. According to the papers Rooney has been hammering his balls past £1200- a- go hooker Jenny Thompson 21 for months, AND whilst Coleen was pregnant.
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Here’s what Jenny Thompson, a slapperooney has told the world today.

“Wayne chased me with sex texts and paid in wads of cash. He didn’t seem to care he was betraying Coleen.”

“I asked Wayne if he’d ever been with vice girls before. Then I remembered he had. I told him I remembered reading about him and the granny, but he just laughed it off.”

“Wayne told us he’d never had a threesome before. He was shy and awkward”.

“Wayne had a few different mobile phones to contact me, all pay-as-you-go throwaways.”

One one occasion they met at Rio Ferdinands restaurant in Manchester.

We hadn’t arranged to meet but Wayne spotted me in the crowd. About half an hour later he held my hand in front of everyone and led me away down”

“Michael Owen was looking at him in disgust. Wayne made no effort to be discreet and I was embarrassed. He took me downstairs into the cooking area and into an office.”

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Wayne could find his arse cheeks pieced together, his dick sown to his tum and excluded from Sunday lunch if Coleen has her way.

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