President Barrack Obama just knows. He just knows if you cheat on your taxes, he just knows if you don’t pay your parking fines and he knows if you get banged up in the slammer. After all he does own the FBI.
Asked on The View today if he knew that Lindsay Lohan was in jail ? “Shit yeah, I knew before you did.”
When questioned about Mel Gibson it set off a sudden stammeroid attack as Barrack sucked back from, “That’s one glum c**t” to stutter that he hadn’t seen a Mel Gibson movie in a while instead.
I think they edited out Whoopi G chunnering under her breath “It’ll be a longer time before you see another one Sir”.
If Snooki is still wriggling around a sleeping bag attempting to 69 herself to death after Barrack confessed he’d never heard of her, there’s still hope.
Just do some crime and punishment, that’ll get his attention honey.
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