Jessica Simpson Naked and baked

by Michael Wheeler on July 29, 2010

Celebrity news from News Media Images. Jessica Simpson

John Mayer said once she went like a wounded rattle snake so do feel free to corporal punish my asse with a grannie stick if it’s wrong to point out that walking about in a see through orange cob-web could get a girl banged up or banged stupid.

Now that the entire 175cl of Moscows finest potato juice has hit the parts that needed it, I can categorically state that such a blatant display of street walking charm I haven’t seen since Diana Spencer got her first photo-call so very badly wrong.

( Oh sorry Google I should name the person we are talking about here, SEO and all that )

This, ladies and gentlemen at Google, is fuck-a-slut Jessica Simpson wearing nothing but a smile and an orange cob web that’ll have guantanamo’s finest howling at the moon !

Algorithm that sweetpeas.

{ 4 comments }

Michael Wheeler July 29, 2010 at 10:35 pm

Ha! #JessicaSimpson walks naked as a jay bird in Italy, (no pink fluffy biros round here) http://bit.ly/cGaoJF #NMipost Pls Rt

Jamie C July 29, 2010 at 10:39 pm

RT @newsmediaimages: Ha! #JessicaSimpson walks naked as a jay bird in Italy, (no pink fluffy biros round here) http://bit.ly/cGaoJF #NM …

Michael Wheeler July 30, 2010 at 2:00 am

#JessicaSimpson walks naked as a jay bird in Italy, (no pink fluffy biros round here) http://bit.ly/cGaoJF #NMipost Pls RT

Michael Wheeler July 30, 2010 at 8:00 am

Ha Ha #JessicaSimpson naked as a jay bird in Italy, (no pink fluffy biros around here) http://bit.ly/cGaoJF #NMipost

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