It’s anyone’s guess why she did it but Mrs Yvonne Keating (senior) has agreed to bed partner Mr Ronan Keating ’til death do us part all over again.
Mr ‘Rovin’ Keating says he’s pretty happy about it too.
‘We’ve been left to our own devices but we are now a happy family. It’s all good, thank God.’
They say you never read anything good about yourself if you go rooting around in things that don’t concern you.
Which is exactly what happened when Yvonne slapped some spyware on her husbands phone and wondered why she got bombarded with text messages to The Dick Warrior.
You got to give it to her, Yvonne has one clever cleavage on her. What does she do, calm as an assassin on a valium overdose she texts back ‘sorry babe the test is positive’.
Then, she slamed Ronan’s dick in a draw for six months.
When Ronan had finished writing ‘I must not play irish roundabouts with sluts’ 10 million times Yvonne removed the rubber band and let the blood back in.
Ronan is now playing happy ever after until death do they part when he can thank that God of his personally.
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