Katie Price – Kerching, denies split reports Kerching !!!!

Oh dear The Star Sunday what have you done? Don’t you know Sunday is not a day Katie Price should be operating heavy machinery, (like reading a newspaper) and Katies’ two most feared words in the dictionary are Reid & Split.

And you lot went and used them both, on a Sunday. Everyone knows a tiny piece of gossip can unravel a whole career and that revenge is the fine art of getting your own back.

Katie Price might just go about both given that  her two favorite words in the dictionary are High & Court.

Katie Price has denied reports in the Star Sunday that her husband Alex Reid has walked out on her.

Reports published in paper yesterday claimed that Reid had left the couple’s home before returning and demanding counselling.

It was suggested that Price allegedly insulted his weight and blaming him for her failed attempts to get pregnant and stalled music career.

I know it takes the Hubble telescope to seek and find the frontal lobe of a glamor models brain but Katie had hers replaced with a silicon piggy bank with an alarm that rings ‘cash n dash cash n dash’ every time she reads disparaging remarks about herself in newspapers.

Consequently Katie took to Twitter to give the editor of the rag his first clue:

Writing on Twitter, Price said:

“Trust me threre is no truth in what the mags an newspapers write they cant stand the fact we are very happy an in lovexx.”

“No Alex hasnt left daily star write bulls**t its about time the public stop reading and believing !x.v Something you need to know thats TRUE about papers and mags is the DATE ,TIME, PRICE that all that true !!!!!!x.”

Get the idea boys?

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