Snooki sucks!

by Mike D.W on August 2, 2010

in Celebrity

After leaving the drunk tank last Thursday Snooki left behind a hairpiece and her arsehole and so determined is she to get them back she risks rearrest for lewd behavior, namely sucking on a penis type object in a public place.

I sometimes wonder if reality TV is just about turning on a camera and letting it run ’til it’s battery runs flat. If it is then MTV have fluked an Oscar for Best Oral Midget with this scene of Snooki sucking on a black penis.

I’m not what the internet guidelines are for writing about dwarfs sucking on dicks that melt in the mouth, but I’m sure Virgin Media have plagiarized something from the do’s and don’t section of the Taliban’s best seller, ‘Women and Public places‘.

The truth is I don’t care ‘cos Snooki and a penis-shaped melty in her gob probably won’t feature here again.

So on that basis (and out of a misguided respect for MTV) I went for it and pictured up the NSFW version.


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