Hot Slut of the Day – Megan Fox

Hot slut of the day is Megan Fox. Why Megan Fox you may ask, well if you don’t know perhaps you should stop sucking flies off the front window, reset your google parental controls and start damp swooning Megan’s bikini pics until your neighbors ask what all the noise is coming through the bedroom wall.

Megan Fox is our hot slut of the day because she just released a film called Jonah Hex, because the Daily Mail rated it as a no stars total turkey, because she is part red indian, because she married Brian Austin Green (an idiot), because her first film was Confessions of a Teenage drama Queen, because she was pelted with ketchup at school, because the tattoo on her rib cage reads “there once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her HEART” , because she was the reason we all watched Transformers…

And because, the pious at the Daily Mail have failed to grasp why we will all go see Megan’s latest film Jonah Hex (15) out now.

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