Paris Hilton Tweeted purse picture that may send her down

I suppose being coked up as high a giraffes nuts isn’t the best time to cover one’s asse in glory, especially when being hard balled by a traffic cop. I mean what do you say when you open your purse and half of Bolivia’s export market drops all over a cops shoes. To be struck dumb as if by a smack in the face is not the Hilton way …..to open up and blabber like a Mexican in the back of a cinema  - is the Hilton way.

“It’s chewing gum officer”, and crucially ” This isn’t my purse officer it’s Lindsay Lohan’s” slipped out of the Hilton mouth like a syringe full slides off a red hot meth spoon. The chewing gum shit is as stoopid a thing to say as anything I can think of but ‘the purse ain’t mine‘ thing, well maybe. Maybe that is until now.

Paris tweeted this picture on July 15th and it is understood to be THE PURSE – the same purse found hiding those cokie monsters – the very same purse that Paris told officers wasn’t hers.

The picture has been seen all around the world now and is likely to feature in a Las Vegas court-room anytime soon.

So unless Michael Lohan or some such fame whore wants to step forward and claim the purse ( for $$$$ ) then Paris looks guilty as charged.

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