Ashley and Cheryl – Divorced

If Ashley Cole thought he could hide his text sex pestery by sliding his phone up his bottom he was sadly mistaken. When pictures of an undressed Ashley were texted to a glamor model he denied the phone was even his. But unfortunately for Ashley nobody believed him when the phone was traced and found smelling suspiciously of his bottom odors.

Today District Judge Chris Simmonds granted Cheryl Cole a decree nisi. It took 60 seconds. Here’s the paper issued by the court.

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