Lindsay Lohan involved in a hit and run with a baby in a stroller.

Actress Lindsay Lohan made her way late last night out for dinner at Chateau Marmont in Hollywood, California on August 28, 2010. Lindsay arrived at her favorite restaurant with a friend around 11pm where she stayed for a few hours leaving at around 1am in the morning on a wild and crazy car ride. The Machete actress took on the roll of designated driver but was not a safe DD according to photographers who followed her outrageous drive from sunset blvd to the Pacific Palisades. Lindsay was reportedly drive at high speeds in her Maserati going about 120, blowing through stop signs and red lights. Finally the cops caught up to her but let her go with out a ticket, the photographers where not so lucky. Lohan was recently released from a court-ordered stint in jail and rehab last week following a violation of her probation stemming from a 2007 DUI conviction. Fame Pictures, Inc

The guy who got slipped a dumb assery pill and then happily handed Lindsay Lohan her license back is still sitting in a small dark box somewhere muttering “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” And a priest whispers, “There is no forgiveness you weak ass fuck boy, not for what you’ve done”

Just a week after being released from junkie farm Lindsay has been leaving snails trails all over the drivers seat of a black Maserati and hanging onto the steering wheel like a homeless does a cardboard box.

Inevitably disaster has struck- today Lindsanity only drove into a mother and child combo…. without even stopping to pass the time of day.

Naturally, I hear you gasp , ‘this cannot be true’ – ‘it cannot be ‘- but sadly it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Satans junkie sporn has been involved in a hit and run, a drive by act of selfless disregard, an act committed on a small defenseless child – a child who’s mom is on welfare – a child who’s young life has been snatched from the path of innocence by a callous act of self interested butchery.

Witness Brayan Jaime told RadarOnline.

“There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street,”

“Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them,”

“Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.”

Sorry if I’m sounding a bit judgmental and pious here but I want to give up writing shit and become a lawyer, then I can send every celebrity criminal to jail for ever.. FOR EVER AND EVER I SAY ! No time off for good behavior no parole no getting out early.

I think the man on dumb assery pills has jumped.