Hot Slut of the Day – Kylie Minogue

Hot slut of the day is Kylie Minogue. And if you don’t know why Kylie is getting a hot slut badge pinned on her nipples today maybe this is the time to stop eating dead wasps from the bottom of the glass, lay face down in a bag of manure and grow a beard…. because everybody else knows Kylie is hot slut of the day because she has a new single out this month called ‘Outta my way.’

Kylie is hot slut of the day because her Mom is welsh, because there’s a crappy statue of her on the Melbourne waterfront, because she has a talentless sister, because she has a bottom to die for, because she can’t sell her flat in London, because she did a duet with Pet Shop boys, because she’s petite, because she performed a striptease for the vid Put yourself in my place…..

And because she’s a cougar with a toyboy.

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