Pippa Middleton: Bottom and Camel toe, made in Chelsea.

by Mike D.W on May 12, 2011

in Celebrity

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PIPPA MIDDLETON BOTTOM PICTURED IN CHELSEA

I received an offer recently to write for a more serious audience. I tried it for a day or two but gave up because I was ‘borgasming’ to the point of embarrassment. I so love show business, the rumors, the title tattle and the shameless ‘gossiparazzi’ it’s made me.

My favorite thing about the job here is gearing myself into piss take mode every morning. And pictures. I love the pictures. That’s the photographer in me.

And it’s pictures this morning that made me practically jump into hyperspace.

The latest pictures of Pippa Middleton’s bottom have just been made in Chelsea, her rump of rumps nestling beautifully behind the thinest sliver of cotton known to man. And so was her camel toe front.

Oh joy of joys, that’s just turned my whole day sunny side up.

The first thing to do thinks me is take a stroll past those wordsmith wonders over at Mr Paparazzi. See what their take is on these pictures.¬†Imagine my leap of joy when I discovered they’re still looking at last night’s snaps of Lewis Hamiliton at Wembley.

I crept away before they noticed me, thinking how wicked can a day get?

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PIPPA MIDDLETON CAMEL TOE MADE IN CHELSEA

You don’t need me here anymore, every picture bla bla bla, so you won’t mind if I pay a little homage those Google Bots. They need key phrases and word density. (That’s SEO and we bloggers must all tip our hats to it from time to time.)

Pippa Middleton was photographed leaving¬†Richard Ward’s hairdressing salon in Chelsea. He did Kate’s brush strokes on Royal Wedding day. The wind blew at just the right moment to give snappers the best Pippa Middleton camel toe photo of the century. (<<You can see where we’re taking the bots.)

Original content is the name of the game here and frankly key wording Pippa Middleton naked without any naked picture is cheating. BUT this is the next best thing so on that basis we’ll go with the less is more principle.

This was very naughty of me. When HIDS gets home I’ll pay the price. FOR AND ON BEHALF OF ALL OF YOU.

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