Happy Christmas. Before you go shouting, “Look at this pathetic loser!” and accuse me of giving Christmas a bad name because you think I’m posting on Christmas day, well fink again!
This post is like the Queens speech, pre-recorded and coming to you courtesy of auto publish. Right now I’m probably still in bed sleeping off a monumental hangover and have no intention of getting up before midday. Yes, you can read this like a gospel, from the man who knows what losing is all about.
If you’re wondering what happened to Santa last night, I think he mistook Carol Vorderman’s cleavage for a chimney and dove in there head first – earn some extra Christmas points. Carol had this to say when she took to Twitter .
“I wish it would be Xmas every day…”!! xx.’
I just bet you do dearie. I’m guessing but because all the celebrity pages have a huge CLOSED sign on them today there seems little point in trying to entertain you with tales of tawdry behavior (Chloe Simms) from the rich and famous.
I thought the next best thing might be to show you a selection Christmas cleavage instead.
Pictures Courtesy of those highly intelligent and incredibly talented women who undress for a living. (Carol Vorderman is excused)