Happy Christmas is a Happy Cleavage.

by Mike D.W on December 25, 2011

Christmas Cleavage,imogen thomas,christina hendricks,courtney stodden,Carol Voderman, Lucy Mecklenburgh,tits breasts,celebrity,Michael.D Wheeler,newsmediaimagesHappy Christmas. Before you go shouting, “Look at this pathetic loser!” and accuse me of giving Christmas a bad name because you think I’m posting on Christmas day, well fink again!

This post is like the Queens speech, pre-recorded and coming to you courtesy of auto publish. Right now I’m probably still in bed sleeping off a monumental hangover and have no intention of getting up before midday. Yes, you can read this like a gospel, from the man who knows what losing is all about.

If you’re wondering what happened to Santa last night, I think he mistook Carol Vorderman’s cleavage for a chimney and dove in there head first – earn some extra Christmas points. Carol had this to say when she took to Twitter .

“I wish it would be Xmas every day…”!! xx.’

I just bet you do dearie. I’m guessing but because all the celebrity pages have a huge CLOSED sign on them today there seems little point in trying to entertain you with tales of tawdry behavior (Chloe Simms) from the rich and famous.

I thought the next best thing might be to show you a selection Christmas cleavage instead.

Pictures Courtesy of those highly intelligent and incredibly talented women who undress for a living. (Carol Vorderman is excused)

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