#Cangate: Lies without a face. Part Four.

#Cangate Part Four: All the angels in heaven have called in sick today, because they’re devastated at the news brought to them by The Daily Mirror.

Yes, The Mirror’s news bunny Clemmie Moody has brought the sad news that despite the nations hopes of a reconciliation between Katie Price and Peter Andre their orange love is looking all kinds of doomed.

According to Clemmie, Peter’s long-term manager Claire Powell and her former business partner Neville Hendricks have once again turned on each another again. Yesterday Neville  re-ignited the flames of old jealousies by shooting off a threat to reveal who it was that drip fed the press with lies damned lies and the vital statistics of Katie’s split from Peter. (I guess.)

Most of us are smart enough to realize that disputes can be resolved with a simple tweet-slap to the face but lets remember that Katie won’t have forgotten those substantial damages she was forced to pay out to Claire Powell last year. Claire hauled Katie’s slanderous tongue before a high court judge and forced her to admit there was no truth in Katie’s assertion that Peter and Claire had had an affair.

If Neville could shed further light on that then I’m interested but if not then this whole Twitter smoke and mirrors saga is getting a major side eye from me.

And finally, for all the K Maddock trolls out there that like to eat your finger nails and drink your hair please form a circle, hold hands and jerk your tonsils. Then you can send this anonymously to all your enemies so they won’t ever be the same again.

Tagged as: Cangate, Claire Powell, Katie Price, Neville Hendricks, Peter Andre