Suri Cruise Water for Sale On E Bay

Suri Cruise is famous, more famous even than her raggedy android parents. She even gets fan mail, some from the planet earth and some from aliens from all across the universe.

This story is making me want to hug my little dog even more than the time when he snapped at my psychopathic neighbor. On July 16th last year a disciple of the ’Suri-cruisie-booty-cult’ took a 110ml glass bottle and filled it with water from a pool in Miami Beach where Tom Cruise Katie Holmes and their daughter Suri had been swimming.

Now that bottle of ‘holy water’ is on eBay, current bid £78.

The seller says:

‘There is a very limited supply of this special water. The winning bidder will receive a 5×7 print of Tom swimming in the pool with Katie Holmes by his side as a certificate of authenticity.

‘The bottle is hand painted and shows a cross to mimic the effect of a bottle of Holy Water. But this cross also bears four gold rays coming from behind, which can also be considered the symbol of Scientology.

‘Tom Cruise water can be used in rituals, potions, or perfumes. It can be dabbed behind the ears or on the wrists for good luck. You can place some of it around the hearth of your home or baptize your baby with it. The possibilities are endless.

‘Happy bidding!’

(Via Metro)

This is getting very close to scooping up the crystal drops from heaven itself and it’s making one of Suri’s eyes sparkle with “Isn’t this special” while the other one squints,”How tragic.”

Warning: Get ready to feel every flavor of bitter when I tell you that selling this 5-year-old’s shoe collection would pay off your mortgage several times over.