Kerry Katona’s a Wedding Planner Now?

Ever since reality star and worldwide wreck Kerry Katona gave up her drunken mess franchise she’s been so poor that now she’ll even lick a homeless to earn a fish head.

Kerry recently admitted she can’t afford even that deep dish tummy tuck she’s always promised herself and says it’s nothing more than a long lost dream. What a dilemma.

And who do we know who always comes good for Kerry in any difficult or perplexing situation? Yes that’s right, Claire Powell (her agent) Richard Desmond (a foolish admirer) and Channel 5 (Richard’s pet TV station.) Enter the C5 show - Celebrity Wedding Planner.

While the rest of were thinking Kerry couldn’t organize a car wash without losing her knickers (let alone organize an entire day of romantic interaction) in Dippey Dessie world he was thinking that Kerry was once a wife who could organize dinner parties decorate homes tastefully and raise children with manners.

In tonight’s show 24-year-old bride Stephanie Griffiths and 28-year-old groom Nathan Carby agree to allow a ‘celebrity’ to plan their wedding day. They don’t get to know their ‘celebrity’ is ‘Car Crash Kerry’ until it’s too late.

I think the best way to watch this is with the sound off and then oh oh oh the horror you’ll see as Kerry makes a funeral procession out of a wedding.

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